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  • czarina
    Webmaster Extraordinaire
    • Jul 2002
    • 10752

    #1

    What did you REALLY want to do with your life?

    I mean, when you were younger, what did you dream of becoming? Please don't say a pornographer, I doubt anyone here dreamed of graduating from the Harvard Porn School :P
  • porno jew
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2006
    • 10166

    #2
    take care of lepers.

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    • czarina
      Webmaster Extraordinaire
      • Jul 2002
      • 10752

      #3
      Originally posted by porno jew
      take care of lepers.
      wrong century, pal

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      • Harmon
        ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
        • Mar 2004
        • 20012

        #4
        I wanted to be a pimp.

        Victory is mine.
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        • epitome
          So Fucking Lame
          • Jun 2009
          • 12156

          #5
          I did want to do this since 16. Before that it was a social studies teacher.

          Both pay the same these days.

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          • pornmasta
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2006
            • 20019

            #6
            Basically i wanted to make money.


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            • MrCain
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2006
              • 3332

              #7
              An astronaut or a secret agent.
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              • 96ukssob
                So Fucking Banananananas
                • Mar 2003
                • 12991

                #8
                i wanted to be a baseball player. I played since i was really really young, all the way to high school.

                in high school, we had practice at 6am and I didn't have someone that would be able to take me so I couldn't play sucks because one guy I know on the team, that I know for a fact I was better than, got a free ride to Florida state
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                • brassmonkey
                  Pay It Forward
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 77397

                  #9
                  drummer in a hair band
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                  • Paul Markham
                    Too old to care
                    • Jun 2001
                    • 52942

                    #10
                    A sex God.

                    So mission accomplished. LOL



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                    • LAJ
                      Gingerific
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 5567

                      #11
                      I was supposed to be a famous actor lol... put that dream behind me when I was 30.
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                      • czarina
                        Webmaster Extraordinaire
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 10752

                        #12
                        I wanted to be a vet or a writer. Now I have 3 dogs and a parrot
                        Never even dreamed of being a designer or being in porn!

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                        • Babaganoosh
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                          • Nov 2001
                          • 15841

                          #13
                          I wanted to own a bar. I used to watch Cheers when I was a kid and I thought owning a bar looked awesome.
                          I like pie.

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                          • Sid70
                            Downshifter
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 16413

                            #14
                            Astronaut, Actor, Writer. FAILED at all of them so far.
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                            • Nikki_Licks
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                              • May 2005
                              • 6323

                              #15
                              Played drums for most of my life, so I would say a drummer in a rock band
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                              • JamesGw
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                                • Apr 2011
                                • 1237

                                #16
                                I wanted to make money. I've been pretty successful with that.
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                                • seeandsee
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 50945

                                  #17
                                  To became famous basketball player
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                                  • digitalfantasies
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                                    • Sep 2010
                                    • 2759

                                    #18
                                    I always wanted to be in the position of doing exactly what i want, whether that is working or being a lazy lowlife, not have to listen to anyone, being my own boss, doing things just a little different in life, and make some money while doing this...

                                    I think I am on the right track ;-)

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                                    • RebelR
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                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 1998

                                      #19
                                      oenologist .. I like wine that much.
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                                      • camperjohn64
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 1531

                                        #20
                                        I wanted to be a Train Engineer and drive a train - until I saw a simulator that showed how fucking boring it was.

                                        Then I got a Commodore 64 when I was 13, and wanted to make video games for a living. Eventually, I worked my way to one of the top programmers at Sony Computer Entertainment. 25 years of video game development later I finally got bored with that and now I have no idea what I want to do.

                                        Oh oh, when I was 16 I saw a porno and thought "You mean you can do that for a living?". Seriously, I did, and still do want to be a porn actor - I don't even care how many movies I get to do. I have tried it, and tried it, but like most guys, I can't perform "on cue".
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                                        • camperjohn64
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 1531

                                          #21


                                          Yeah, forget that...
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                                          • mavruda
                                            porn cartoonist
                                            • Feb 2007
                                            • 2597

                                            #22
                                            My career happens to be at the university - PhD, then assistant, lecturer etc., but I've quit - the very low payment, and a marriage - could not mix. I had to be spatial designer and to travel abroad - to make projects for museums, international expositions, boutiques, shops etc... 10 years ago the times were different at my country and possibilities were limited. There was no real choice that would lead to success - people with education were leaving my country to seek the better life abroad - factories, productions were closed, bankrupted and so on... Dark times - the new computers appeared, new programs. I've graduated the university as engineer, and the second graduation came to be within the graphics and advertising. There was no job for the engineers those days, so the only one option was to pick the website designing. That started almost 9 years ago. I stepped into the adult website design by accident and this continues for more than 6 years till now.... and I read one and a same thing since 2007 until now - porn is dead.

                                            Well ... this forum still exist - and there should be enough work and opportunities for all the good professionals an people who choose to follow this path.

                                            Wish you well to all of you .... and Go Fuck Yourself everyone!

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                                            • RyuLion
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 32369

                                              #23
                                              Been very happy in Miami (living in a dream house) for 3 years and have move plans to be even MORE happier!

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                                              • Rochard
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                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 75733

                                                #24
                                                I wanted to become a US Marine. Both my father and my grandfather were US Marines, and I wanted to follow their footsteps. When I was seventeen my mother signed the paperwork, and away I went. No regrets at all - It made me a much better person.
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                                                • Markul
                                                  Likes Pie
                                                  • Dec 2007
                                                  • 12403

                                                  #25
                                                  I wanted to be a soldier and go to war and I did, stupid yes but I learned my lesson at the age of 21.

                                                  Now I wish I lived closer to a mountain so I could ride my bike all day
                                                  But.... I pulled out...

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                                                  • Antonio
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Oct 2001
                                                    • 14136

                                                    #26
                                                    geologist

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                                                    • Brujah
                                                      Beer Money Baron
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 22157

                                                      #27
                                                      I wanted to graduate from Harvard Porn School.

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                                                      • Good_luck
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                                                        • Nov 2005
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                                                        #28
                                                        I just want to be happy...

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                                                        • J. Falcon
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                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 31645

                                                          #29
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                                                          • tommy5tone
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                                                            • Aug 2011
                                                            • 155

                                                            #30
                                                            I wanted to be a journalist... then i realized you had to be a good speller.

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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133986

                                                              #31
                                                              I wanted to be a pro hockey player as I played it growing up..the knees thought otherwise and couldn't do it

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                                                              • candyflip
                                                                Carpe Visio
                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                • 43069

                                                                #32
                                                                I always wanted to be a filmmaker. Right now I am pursuing that dream studying digital cinematography, while working in any capacity I can on any film I can.

                                                                Thankfully, my small city has a nice small film studio and there are a number of independent movies shot hear each year. I've worked on three in the past 4 months alone.

                                                                I am going to PA in a few months to get certified with the Steadicam Operators Association. So I will actually be able to get paid to handle the camera.
                                                                Last edited by candyflip; 08-16-2011, 11:11 AM.

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                                                                • pornguy
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 62912

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I just wanted to have a lot of money.

                                                                  Worked out so far.
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                                                                  • JFK
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                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 67373

                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • Chosen
                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 63151

                                                                      #35
                                                                      As I've said before, I've had no stupid ambitions when I was younger...

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                                                                      • AmeliaG
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                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 10663

                                                                        #36
                                                                        When I was in fourth grade, my parents put a stop to the business I and one of my little friends were planning when we cut up a number of my friend's mom's boyfriend's magazines and glued the pages to construction paper, with the intent of selling our handiwork to classmates.
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                                                                        • nikki99
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                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                          • 23087

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I wanted to be a rockstar
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                                                                          • RyuLion
                                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                                            • 32369

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by JFK
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                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                              • 39151

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Waste my life on a forum, right now I'm living the dream.

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                                                                              • MediaGuy
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Sep 2004
                                                                                • 5500

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by czarina
                                                                                I mean, when you were younger, what did you dream of becoming? Please don't say a pornographer, I doubt anyone here dreamed of graduating from the Harvard Porn School :P
                                                                                I wanted to make movies, wiite movies... ultimately I ended up wriitng websites...

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                                                                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                  • 94739

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  As a kid I always wanted to grow old so ...

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                                                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                    Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                                    • 38323

                                                                                    #42


                                                                                    Well, I started playing string instruments when I was young (guitar, mandolin, ukelele), and I soon decided that I wanted to be a rock and roll star.

                                                                                    My parents had other plans though, which created a lot of tension, plus we moved a lot due to my Dad's work. The other, and main problem, which derailed me was that I cannot seem to compose music, however much I try (I've only written 2 songs in my life, although I can play thousands of songs by heart).

                                                                                    Anyway, I'm happy that I was able to at least have the experience of playing in cover bands for about a decade - a part of my life that I loved and enjoyed immensely, but once I settled into full-time work, my passion for playing the same old songs every weekend to the same old crowds for little more than beer money, ebbed to the point that I took up acoustic guitar, and haven't played onstage in years (I still jam with friends at parties and practice while watching Rachel Maddow on TV and stuff, lol).

                                                                                    I developed an interest in film in college, and even took a few classes in documentary filmmaking. When years later I became involved as a still shooter in the adult biz back in 2000, my interest was rekindled, so I soon started shooting 8mm video, and now (11+ years later) I am living my (adult) dream you could say.

                                                                                    Since I add-in licensed music mixes to many of my videos, being a content producer in adult allows me to play with my musical creativity, as I constantly try to develop my skills in digital media.

                                                                                    I also do a handful of Asian Diva Girls live events each year, which integrate music, modeling, and creative presentations, which helps to keep life interesting.

                                                                                    While I am always trying to accrue new skills, the pace of the work is so demanding, that I need to schedule more time for learning and experimenting in the coming year.

                                                                                    Final note: I am the king of naked air guitar!



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                                                                                    • V_RocKs
                                                                                      Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 32449

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Someone that makes money doing nothing...

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                                                                                      • harvey
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 9266

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        jet pilot (didn't even try), musician (made something but nothing to call momma home), doctor (didn't even try), basketball player (I was good, but too short for pro), writer (tried but failed. Will keep trying though)
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                                                                                        • theking
                                                                                          Nice Kitty
                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                          • 21053

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I did what I wanted to do when I was a child...unfortunately my career was cut short...during Desert Storm.
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                                                                                          • PiracyPitbull
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                                                                                            • Jan 2011
                                                                                            • 583

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I realized early on that I didn't want to work for someone else.

                                                                                            So I guess I achieved that, with the additional bonus of making good money and with flexible hours.

                                                                                            You can't put a price on waking up to a day where you get to choose the direction.
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                                                                                            • Diomed
                                                                                              Converting like it's 1999
                                                                                              • Jan 2009
                                                                                              • 6167

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by czarina
                                                                                              wrong century, pal
                                                                                              Actually,

                                                                                              the main form of "leprosy" was believed to be psoriasis. Which is still alive and well.

                                                                                              That is an odd habit of asking people a question and then making fun of them.
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                                                                                              • Diomed
                                                                                                Converting like it's 1999
                                                                                                • Jan 2009
                                                                                                • 6167

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                                I always wanted to be a filmmaker. Right now I am pursuing that dream studying digital cinematography, while working in any capacity I can on any film I can.

                                                                                                Thankfully, my small city has a nice small film studio and there are a number of independent movies shot hear each year. I've worked on three in the past 4 months alone.

                                                                                                I am going to PA in a few months to get certified with the Steadicam Operators Association. So I will actually be able to get paid to handle the camera.
                                                                                                You should come down to New Orleans.
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                                                                                                • spazlabz
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                                                                  • 6548

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I wanted to be a history teacher or an architect

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                                                                                                  • harvey
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                                                    • 9266

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    the things you gotta do....
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