Originally Posted by PSDan

I was never a believer in fortune cookies, and now I believe even less. Had a nice Chinese meal last night - followed by the traditional after meal fortune cookie. "You will be struck by a falling ACME piano", it said. Leaving the restaurant, I was hit by a falling safe. Hmmmh! Fortune telling in a cookie, my ass! Although, it was an ACME safe. Close, but no cigar.