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  • Mark
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 600
    #1

    Life sucks when..

    You have a bottle of fine red wine and no damn corkscrew!!




    Fuck!!!!!
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    • Jamie
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2001
      • 2517
      #2
      Originally posted by Mark
      You have a bottle of fine red wine and no damn corkscrew!!




      Fuck!!!!!

      Or no girl to share it with..
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        • jreaka
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 1096
          #3
          no corkscrew? no problem....push it through!

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            • sexyclicks
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 3240
              #4
              yeah
              use your dick to do it!!!

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                • TDF
                  Triple OG nigga on GFY
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 27296
                  #5
                  Originally posted by sexyclicks
                  yeah
                  use your dick to do it!!!
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                    • E-van
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 447
                      #6
                      do you have a toolbox somewhere?

                      take a ~1 1/2" screw, screw it into the cork, then take a hammer and use the forked part to hook the head of the screw, pull gently and you're done works like a charm...

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                        • Mark
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 600
                          #7
                          use your dick to do it!!!
                          My dick wont fit the neck of the bottle.. but thanks for the suggestion anyway!

                          do you have a toolbox somewhere?
                          Down my trousers..

                          Actually I'm getting ready to move house soon so everything is packed away.. can't find anything that I need!!


                          no corkscrew? no problem....push it through!
                          Yes, thats what I will have to do but the mood is gone..


                          Or no girl to share it with..
                          Not now after I couldn't find the damn corkscrew!! Thats no way to impress a girl..


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