1. First you sign up for online banking.
2. You click the paperless option for monthly statements.
3. Then you try to look up 5 years of statements and it's not online.
4. Then you request the statements be printed for those months.
5. Then they charge you $2 per statement for a total of $120
Ok, got it....I sure did.
If only I was able to cum when getting fucked this good.