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  • marketsmart
    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
    • Dec 2004
    • 20419

    #1

    You Think You Know What Pain Is? You Don't Know Shit..

    unless you've had electrolysis...

    so, this past year i notice the hair on my earlobes getting thick, so of course i started trimming it.. Big mistake... the hair started coming back black..

    i could not find a laser hair removal place that will do ears, so a girl i know told me i should look into electrolysis because it is permanent.. so i went to get it done and let me tell you that shit hurts like nothing i can describe other than maybe like getting a hot poker shoved up your ass while shocking you with a cattle prod..

    and on top of that, it takes several sessions before the hair stops coming in..

    i am on my 3rd session and it has definitely made a huge difference, but i do not look forward to going..

    the price of being beautiful i guess...





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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77385

    #2
    my lord ive had a compound fracture bone popped out of my skin. worst pain ever
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    • harvey
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 9266

      #3
      Originally posted by marketsmart

      the price of being beautiful i guess...


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      • marketsmart
        HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
        • Dec 2004
        • 20419

        #4
        Originally posted by brassmonkey
        my lord ive had a compound fracture bone popped out of my skin. worst pain ever
        well, that probably hurt a bit more and for a longer amount of time...





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        • Mutt
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2002
          • 34431

          #5
          you shave your face i'm sure a few times a week at least - how much time would it take to just run your razor over ear lobes? 30 seconds? no way would that hair come back that fast and it's not like tough facial beard hair.
          I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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          • marketsmart
            HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
            • Dec 2004
            • 20419

            #6
            Originally posted by Mutt
            you shave your face i'm sure a few times a week at least - how much time would it take to just run your razor over ear lobes? 30 seconds? no way would that hair come back that fast and it's not like tough facial beard hair.
            it started coming in as fast as i needed to shave.. and the hairs were turning black..

            i dont need that...




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            • kristin
              GOO!
              • Sep 2002
              • 9768

              #7
              Will you please change your avatar ?? I'm serious on it bothering my epilepsy.
              Vacares rules.

              "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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              • marketsmart
                HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                • Dec 2004
                • 20419

                #8
                Originally posted by kristin
                Will you please change your avatar ?? I'm serious on it bothering my epilepsy.
                send me a request from your Dr. and I will gladly have it removed..

                seriously do you have epilepsy?


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                • Kenny B!
                  Confirmed Abuser
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 5718

                  #9
                  Um I would venture to say popping out a 9 or 10 pound baby with no epidural would trump electrolysis
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                  • kristin
                    GOO!
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 9768

                    #10
                    Originally posted by marketsmart
                    send me a request from your Dr. and I will gladly have it removed..

                    seriously do you have epilepsy?


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                    Yep, dead serious and flashing things like that trigger them. I saw someone else say it in another post but not sure if they were serious about having it.

                    I'm not trying to be a bitch, I like reading your posts. I just can't if you keep the flashing avatar.
                    Vacares rules.

                    "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                    • _Richard_
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 30989

                      #11
                      Originally posted by marketsmart
                      that shit hurts like nothing i can describe other than maybe like getting a hot poker shoved up your ass while shocking you with a cattle prod..

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                      so.. you can describe what it feels like having a hot poker shoved up your ass while being shocked with a cattle prod?

                      sounds like quite the bender

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                      • xNetworx
                        So Fucking What
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 14445

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kristin
                        Yep, dead serious and flashing things like that trigger them. I saw someone else say it in another post but not sure if they were serious about having it.

                        I'm not trying to be a bitch, I like reading your posts. I just can't if you keep the flashing avatar.
                        Are you able to play video games?

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                        • Deej
                          I make pixels work
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 24386

                          #13
                          Originally posted by marketsmart
                          send me a request from your Dr. and I will gladly have it removed..

                          seriously do you have epilepsy?


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                          Originally posted by kristin
                          Yep, dead serious and flashing things like that trigger them. I saw someone else say it in another post but not sure if they were serious about having it.

                          I'm not trying to be a bitch, I like reading your posts. I just can't if you keep the flashing avatar.
                          Sequential Flashing lights is like the only thing that can trigger epilepsy when someone is therapeutic. Well maybe some more head trauma, but in every day life, Lights are about it.

                          My step father is epileptic. He was therapeutic for a good couple years without a seizure. He was driving through town and come across an accident. Nothing major, but an ambulance was there with their flashers going n shit. He stops at the stop lights. Catches eye of the ambulance. Seizures out.. Stomps the peddle from tensing up. Cookies in the middle of the 4 way of lights while his light is red. runs over about 3 cars and comes to rest mounted UP on a large dual cab ford. Tuna canned it. One lady injured. She was getting out of her car. One of the cars he hit was hit so hard it got shoved into her car and she banged her elbow. Nothing serious at all.

                          Good thing is. ambulance was there on scene to assist ;) His truck... barely scratched. I think he replaced a ubolt on the front end from mounting the other truck.

                          Anyway... yea flashing shit is bad for the epileptic.



                          Oh for the video games question. It really depends on the person and the games. Sure all games flash. But it has to be a sustained sequential flash to trigger it. Another time when I was young. Step father and I playing old school mario on the original nintendo. His turn. Hes all going along jumping, im watching him play. All the sudden mario stops so I say go go go. no movement. I look over and the step pops is reaching at me shaking and drooling. pretty freaky for a 5 or 6 year old.

                          Ive saved his life on numerous occasions when hes conked out. ALls been well for awhile now.


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                          • Rochard
                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 75733

                            #14
                            Wow. Awesome.

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                            • dyna mo
                              just a fucking jerk
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 68184

                              #15
                              get well soon marketsmart!

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                              • kristin
                                GOO!
                                • Sep 2002
                                • 9768

                                #16
                                Originally posted by StripperCash
                                Are you able to play video games?
                                While my uncle (dad's side) and mother have them I was probably bound to get them anyways, but it was actually Nintendo that triggered my first grand mal when I was 10. I was playing Super Mario 3 and got double vision, next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital. This was before gaming consoles came with warnings that it can cause seizures.

                                Flashing lights, sunlight and iridescent lights kill me. My office is always dark with no lights and I wear sunglasses like I'm a vampire.
                                Vacares rules.

                                "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                • kristin
                                  GOO!
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 9768

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Deej
                                  Sequential Flashing lights is like the only thing that can trigger epilepsy when someone is therapeutic. Well maybe some more head trauma, but in every day life, Lights are about it.

                                  My step father is epileptic. He was therapeutic for a good couple years without a seizure. He was driving through town and come across an accident. Nothing major, but an ambulance was there with their flashers going n shit. He stops at the stop lights. Catches eye of the ambulance. Seizures out.. Stomps the peddle from tensing up. Cookies in the middle of the 4 way of lights while his light is red. runs over about 3 cars and comes to rest mounted UP on a large dual cab ford. Tuna canned it. One lady injured. She was getting out of her car. One of the cars he hit was hit so hard it got shoved into her car and she banged her elbow. Nothing serious at all.

                                  Good thing is. ambulance was there on scene to assist ;) His truck... barely scratched. I think he replaced a ubolt on the front end from mounting the other truck.

                                  Anyway... yea flashing shit is bad for the epileptic.



                                  Oh for the video games question. It really depends on the person and the games. Sure all games flash. But it has to be a sustained sequential flash to trigger it. Another time when I was young. Step father and I playing old school mario on the original nintendo. His turn. Hes all going along jumping, im watching him play. All the sudden mario stops so I say go go go. no movement. I look over and the step pops is reaching at me shaking and drooling. pretty freaky for a 5 or 6 year old.

                                  Ive saved his life on numerous occasions when hes conked out. ALls been well for awhile now.


                                  </novel>
                                  That's crazy with your dad, glad no one was seriously injured.

                                  Crazy that the other one was also caused by Super Mario.
                                  Vacares rules.

                                  "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                  • ottopottomouse
                                    She is ugly, bad luck.
                                    • Jan 2010
                                    • 13177

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Kenny B!
                                    Um I would venture to say popping out a 9 or 10 pound baby with no epidural would trump electrolysis
                                    If childbirth was as painful as women make out NOBODY would have more than one baby.
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                                    • adultforum
                                      SEO SPECIALIST
                                      • Nov 2010
                                      • 2438

                                      #19
                                      You are perfectly right.

                                      Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                      If childbirth was as painful as women make out NOBODY would have more than one baby.
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                                      • BFT3K
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2005
                                        • 10764

                                        #20
                                        Don't be such a cry baby.

                                        Forget ear hair, this guy has to have extra ears removed all the time!...

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                                        • VikingMan
                                          Exploiting human weakness
                                          • Jan 2008
                                          • 6862

                                          #21
                                          I shave my ear, nose, and back hair the same time I shave my balls and cock. Then I give my ass, chest, and armpits a buzz cut. It really makes my 2 pack look defined.
                                          Last edited by VikingMan; 08-10-2011, 06:32 PM.

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                                          • Overload
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2005
                                            • 3185

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by harvey
                                            about as ugly as a guy can be GAY
                                            There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978

                                              #23
                                              Amputation is the only answer

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                                              • V_RocKs
                                                Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 32448

                                                #24
                                                Warblers are looking for a soprano.

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                                                • GAMEFINEST
                                                  Make STACK$
                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 14470

                                                  #25
                                                  you are a solja
                                                  Compound interest.

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                                                  • iwantchixx
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 12860

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by marketsmart
                                                    unless you've had electrolysis...

                                                    so, this past year i notice the hair on my earlobes getting thick, so of course i started trimming it.. Big mistake... the hair started coming back black..

                                                    i could not find a laser hair removal place that will do ears, so a girl i know told me i should look into electrolysis because it is permanent.. so i went to get it done and let me tell you that shit hurts like nothing i can describe other than maybe like getting a hot poker shoved up your ass while shocking you with a cattle prod..

                                                    and on top of that, it takes several sessions before the hair stops coming in..

                                                    i am on my 3rd session and it has definitely made a huge difference, but i do not look forward to going..

                                                    the price of being beautiful i guess...





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                                                    While I can appreciate that it would be painful on such a sensitive area.. it still does not compare to a blocked bowel or broken bone..

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