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  • HeadPimp
    Bad Mo-Fo
    • Jul 2001
    • 2772
    #1

    Critque this gallery...

    Yes I know it is on a free host... Till I can make galleries that don't suck that is where they are going to stay..

    http://adult.pornparks.com/porn/Gall...02/Page00.html

    Let me know what would make it better...
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    • the Shemp
      congrats to the winners
      • Nov 2001
      • 10891
      #2
      Think like a surfer. Are those pix good enough to make me want to see more of them?

      regards

      shemp
      i use Vacares...so should you
      Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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        • Brown Bear
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 4982
          #3
          Those pics are too grainy and fuzzy
          Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

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            • mike503
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 2243
              #4
              ugh. take out the ones with the plumper in the front.
              php/mysql guru. hosting, coding, all that jazz.

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                • HeadPimp
                  Bad Mo-Fo
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 2772
                  #5
                  hmmm... me thinks I may have over compressed them..
                  Ya think?

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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460
                      #6
                      Originally posted by mike503
                      ugh. take out the ones with the plumper in the front.
                      Holy shit, did you see the level of the water drop down when she stood up in that last pic?? LOL!!!


                      But nice catchy design though, the colors and fonts are appealing. It just needs something..... some "oomph" in the ad copy. And yes, there could be a bit more sex play going on in the pics. Even a little nipple sucking here and there would work, it would help to hint to the surfer than there is much more to see if they click your sponsor.
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                        • mike503
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 2243
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CDSmith
                          Holy shit, did you see the level of the water drop down when she stood up in that last pic?? LOL!!!
                          nah, i was too busy *not looking* to notice.
                          php/mysql guru. hosting, coding, all that jazz.

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                            • bunky
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 902
                              #8
                              im runnin IE 5.0 and the resolution on that page sux. change it to fit most browser windows. white on black doesnt really tickle my pickle, spice up the colors a lil bit and get a lil bit better quality pics......for more ideas surf the archives of some of the top tgp's around.

                              bunky
                              BoneProne 4 Life - BoneProne Family [insert title here]

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                                • eru
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 2612
                                  #9
                                  Nice pics except for the fat girl. Email the content provider and tell them to tell the photographer to tell the girl to go on a diet...FAST.

                                  -eru
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                                    • HeadPimp
                                      Bad Mo-Fo
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 2772
                                      #10
                                      I will have to admit that the old& fat one is a bit scary.. There are a few shots where she is getting in the tub and the other girls have a look of... well.. you know... EEEEWW! on their faces..

                                      As for resolution, I am shooting to keep it in a 800 width window.. This not a good thing to do?

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                                        • Va2k
                                          I’m still alive barley.
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 10060
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by HeadPimp
                                          Yes I know it is on a free host... Till I can make galleries that don't suck that is where they are going to stay..

                                          http://adult.pornparks.com/porn/Gall...02/Page00.html

                                          Let me know what would make it better...
                                          Hey man I am not going to go into details because then I would be given my secerts away at getting listed and getting signups

                                          I build galleries for $5.00 till wed then im going up to $8.00 I will also give you 25 megs of space and unlimited bandwith if you want.

                                          email me [email protected]
                                          PEACE
                                          BTW your gallery is erm plain btw if you can not afford to pay me to do galleries for you I may work something out where I will do one or two for free to prove what I say is 100% True

                                          Peace

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                                            • Steve
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 6894
                                              #12
                                              don't listen to anyone telling you to hide the fat chick - he's selling a fucking fat chick site - what is he supposed to use, pornstars?

                                              va2k
                                              dude, fix your sig file

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                                                • FATPad
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 6693
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Steve
                                                  don't listen to anyone telling you to hide the fat chick - he's selling a fucking fat chick site - what is he supposed to use, pornstars?

                                                  va2k
                                                  dude, fix your sig file
                                                  HAHAHA
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                                                    • HeadPimp
                                                      Bad Mo-Fo
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 2772
                                                      #14
                                                      This is true, I'm not pushing pornstars! Love watching people twitch when I ask them to rewiew my fat chick pages.

                                                      I will have to make a really nasty one next time..

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                                                        • StupidNewbie
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                          • 864
                                                          #15
                                                          i have a ton of fat bitch pictures, it wasnt planned either.. it's just what happens when you buy the $35 pic package.

                                                          way to pimp the fat dyke though.

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                                                            • bhutocracy
                                                              Not making A Comeback
                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 10218
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Steve
                                                              don't listen to anyone telling you to hide the fat chick - he's selling a fucking fat chick site - what is he supposed to use, pornstars?

                                                              va2k
                                                              dude, fix your sig file
                                                              LOL.. i was going to point that out.. jeezus in fact i'd go the opposite and say if you're selling FATsluttywomen.com you need a few more plumpers!.. the rest of the girls look average sized.. jeez guys.. pay attention to the target market before you comment.

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                                                                • HeadPimp
                                                                  Bad Mo-Fo
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 2772
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Ok, so I'm not going ot fuck with the layout 'cause I am too brain dead to be creative. I did go back ad fix the pics though. That look better?

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                                                                    • Steve
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 6894
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I'd use different font faces on the text - mix shit up

                                                                      maybe make links Arial, and plain text comic sans MS

                                                                      I would make those text links about 500 - 700 pixels wide
                                                                      +4 at least - prefer to span the thumbs table

                                                                      "enter here free" doesn't thrill me

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                                                                      those might pull better clicks, and since it is a for free type AVS you should still convert. So pump the hits to it

                                                                      also, try to clean up the thumbs, if possible

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                                                                        • media
                                                                          Confirmed Moneymaker
                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 9853
                                                                          #19
                                                                          UGH! Nazty!

                                                                          That one bitch is really fat!, Id have to stick that in the plumpers area just cuz of her!...

                                                                          Media
                                                                          I'm here for the violence!

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