Joke of the day: How do you fuck a 12 year old between the tits?

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  • Smooth J.
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2007
    • 61

    #1

    Joke of the day: How do you fuck a 12 year old between the tits?

    You kick in her ribcage first

    Anybody else have some good jokes?
  • Brother Bilo
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    • Jun 2007
    • 4193

    #2
    Jesus dude.

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    • ADL Josh
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      • Feb 2007
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      #3
      wow...you need
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      • Dirty F
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        • Jul 2001
        • 59204

        #4
        Thats pretty messed up dude.

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        • Brad
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          • Jan 2007
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          #5
          This is equally tasteless:

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          • MaDalton
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            • Feb 2004
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            #6
            you'll be banned alone for the fact that this joke is about 25 years old
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            • tranza
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              • Jun 2003
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              #7
              Not funny.....
              I'm just a newbie.

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              • cranki
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                • Feb 2005
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                #8
                fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk what the fuck is wrong with you???? sicko!

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                • dissipate
                  The Dirty Frenchman
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 8904

                  #9
                  thats fucked up even for my twisted humor

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                  • Dagwolf
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                    • Sep 2003
                    • 23141

                    #10
                    That reminds me of another sick joke. It's probably just as well I can't remember the whole thing.
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                    • nico-t
                      emperor of my world
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 29901

                      #11
                      hey thats a coincidence... i saw the exact same joke about an hour ago in the comments on a dutch site, about some leaked nude pics of hollands next top model... she barely has tits

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                      • wyldworx
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                        • Dec 2006
                        • 5144

                        #12
                        that is uncalled for and void of any thought for the victims of such a haneous act. Fuck off now, that is my first advice, and second, visit any psych ward, prison or rehabilitative service in your area to see first hand what this shit does to people and tell me its a joke then fuck head.

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                        • swampthing
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                          • Mar 2007
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                          #13
                          you deserve a banning.

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                          • Argoz
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                            #14
                            moron!!!!
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                            • D
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                              #15
                              Banned in 5... 4... 3...
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                              • Dirty F
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                                • Jul 2001
                                • 59204

                                #16
                                Originally posted by nico-t
                                hey thats a coincidence... i saw the exact same joke about an hour ago in the comments on a dutch site, about some leaked nude pics of hollands next top model... she barely has tits
                                Nico, what was that about? I heard something about her but didnt know what it was about.

                                I saw that chick here in the wok to walk a few weeks ago btw.

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                                • Violetta
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                                  • Jul 2004
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                                  #17
                                  fuck... nasty joke. Keep em to yourself
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                                  • TampaToker
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                                    • May 2006
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                                    #18
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                                    • Aquarius
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                                      • May 2004
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                                      #19
                                      Now that is fucked up man.

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                                      • donkevlar
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                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 4325

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by wyldworx
                                        that is uncalled for and void of any thought for the victims of such a haneous act. Fuck off now, that is my first advice, and second, visit any psych ward, prison or rehabilitative service in your area to see first hand what this shit does to people and tell me its a joke then fuck head.
                                        There are 12 year old victims that got their rib cage kicked in and titfucked?

                                        Link me to an article, thats just fucked.
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                                        • Scott McD
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                                          • Nov 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by TampaToker
                                          Nice...


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                                          • NTM
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                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 1087

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Smooth J.
                                            Anybody else have some good jokes?

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                                            • wyldworx
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                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 5144

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by NTM
                                              yeah... somebody stop him....

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                                              • sniperwolf
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                                                #24
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                                                • nico-t
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                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 29901

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Dirty Franck
                                                  Nico, what was that about? I heard something about her but didnt know what it was about.

                                                  I saw that chick here in the wok to walk a few weeks ago btw.
                                                  check out http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/970321.html
                                                  they used to have it uncensored + with face as i heard but the chick complained, so they deleted faces, then they figured out she was 17 at the time of the pics so they had to censor them too lol...

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                                                  • wyldworx
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                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 5144

                                                    #26
                                                    no really, really, somebody stop him....

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                                                    • _Richard_
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TampaToker

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                                                      • alby_persignup
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                                                        #28
                                                        fuck fuck fuck!
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                                                        • Dirty F
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                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 59204

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by nico-t
                                                          check out http://www.geenstijl.nl/mt/archieven/970321.html
                                                          they used to have it uncensored + with face as i heard but the chick complained, so they deleted faces, then they figured out she was 17 at the time of the pics so they had to censor them too lol...
                                                          Hmm...she really did porn as in porn? I mean as in porn?

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                                                          • Shok
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                                                            #30

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                                                            • pornvue
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                                                              #31
                                                              what a lame and sick joke dude...
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                                                              • carol.prime
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                                                                #32
                                                                12 year old?...

                                                                that's bad..
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                                                                • Dagwolf
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Sick sick sick
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                                                                  • SilkyJohnson
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    That joke is NOOOOOOT funny!!


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                                                                    • BusterBunny
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                                                                      • Aug 2005
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by TampaToker
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                                                                      • SykkBoy2
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                                                                        • Feb 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        As an avid fan of tasteless jokes, I didn't even find this one very funny...but to each their own I guess
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                                                                        • nico-t
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                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 29901

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Dirty Franck
                                                                          Hmm...she really did porn as in porn? I mean as in porn?
                                                                          i dont know it does say she made a video too... maybe in the next geenstijl update

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                                                                          • M0nk
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            :rofl: sick!
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                                                                            • Flynn
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                                                                              • Jan 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              not funny. that was stupid and you are going to hell.
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                                                                              • Forest
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                you deserve the moron of the month award

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                                                                                • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Warped - even by my low standards.

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                                                                                  • Dirty F
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Someone should ban that fucker.

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                                                                                    • halfpint
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                                                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                                                      • 15223

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Smooth J.
                                                                                      You kick in her ribcage first

                                                                                      Anybody else have some good jokes?

                                                                                      You sick fuck I would love to kick you in the fucking rib cage and then shove your fucking balls down your throat..dip shit
                                                                                      Last edited by halfpint; 07-27-2007, 01:51 PM.

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                                                                                      • Jimmy Rock
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Smooth J.
                                                                                        You kick in her ribcage first

                                                                                        Anybody else have some good jokes?
                                                                                        who said that was a good joke
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                                                                                        • jimthefiend
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                                                                                          • Oct 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Funny, I did the same thing to your mom.

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                                                                                          • natas
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by TampaToker
                                                                                            thats awesome toker

                                                                                            pity about the joke though

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                                                                                            • $hemale$
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                                                                                              • Oct 2006
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              um... I don't get it. How is that a joke? ....it doesn't even make sense


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                                                                                              • TheDoc
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Lots of Moral Police on duty today..
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                                                                                                • VicD
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  mmm, is that funny?

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                                                                                                  • donkevlar
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                                                                    Lots of Moral Police on duty today..
                                                                                                    Think about the kicked in ribcage titty fuck victims!!!
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