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Originally posted by SpaceAce
You want funny? I've got your funny right here: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html
OK, so technically Mil has your funny. If you've ever been in a, um, "difficult" relationship, you'll be a drooling mass of hiccoughing laughter before you're 5% done with the page.
SpaceAce
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i couldnt even get through half of it.. too funny
"Margret thinks I'm vain because... I use a mirror when I shave. During this argument in the bathroom - our fourth most popular location for arguments, it will delight and charm you to learn - Margret proved that shaving with a mirror could only be seen as outrageous narcissism by saying, 'None of the other men I've been with,' (my, but it's all I can do to stop myself hugging her when she begins sentences like that) 'None of the other men I've been with used a mirror to shave.'
'Ha! Difficult to check up on that, isn't it? As all the other men you've been with can now only communicate by blinking their eyes!' I said. Much later. When Margret had left the house."