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Old 08-05-2011, 03:36 AM  
kane
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I can never look at my neighbor the same again.

I had lunch with my brother this afternoon. We get back and are out front of my house standing by his truck talking. My neighbor comes out and asks if we could do her a favor. She asks of we could move a couch from her living room to her back bedroom. She is getting a new one delivered tomorrow and is making room for it. No problem. We go in and the couch is not heavy, just a little awkward, but we are only moving it about 20 feet. As we pass her bedroom on our way down the hall her door is half open and I glance in. Her bed is unmade and I notice that she has what is probably a 12-14 inch long black dildo laying on her bed next to her pillow. I nearly dropped my end of the couch.

My neighbor is probably in her late 50's or even early 60's. She is about 5 foot 2 and maybe 100 pounds. Who would have guessed that she liked giant black cock. Now every time I see her I am going to wonder if she broke out the blackzilla dick the night before.
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