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Old 08-03-2011, 01:20 AM  
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What was your 1st Fake ID, and where did it come from?

When I wanted to buy Alcohol, and was undergage, I needed an ID... Rather than 'Making One' (This is before computers) I joined a Karate Club.

They offered you a Leather Bound 'Karate Licence' as an up-sell... So I got it, and it looked really official. Even had a passport photo of me, embossed into the design

I filled in my fake Age, and signed a load of 'Belts' myself, and signed some nonsense about promising that as my "fists were lethal weapons, I wouldn't use them in anger" (lol) that was also printed inside the 'Licence' LOL

I never returned to Karate...

However whenever I purchased alcohol, I got a healthy dose of respect from the store people, who complimented me on looking so young, having achieved so much, and most importantly... Giving them a 'Proper' ID and not a silly fake one ! LOL

What was yours?
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