If you could ask God one thing...

**Porn Farmer** · 07-23-2007, 09:09 PM

Ask him if he can kill all of his followers.

Thanks!

**jonesonyou** · 07-23-2007, 09:12 PM

How long till the Earth explodes.

**Pleasurepays** · 07-23-2007, 09:13 PM

is he powerful enough to create a venereal disease so nasty, that even he can't create a cure?

**Babaganoosh** · 07-23-2007, 09:14 PM

I HAVE to know why we have those little dangly things in the back of our throats. They don't seem to serve any purpose.

**Damian_Maxcash** · 07-23-2007, 09:16 PM

Will I get shagged this week? - or - What is the meaning of life?

Take your pick.....

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-23-2007, 09:23 PM

Originally posted by Porn Farmer

Ask him if he can kill all of his followers.

Thanks!

He said "No way jose"

**aico** · 07-23-2007, 09:32 PM

ask him what kind of homo pussy doesn't take credit for banging a virgin in a barn.

**Dallas Chick** · 07-23-2007, 09:36 PM

Ask Him why the fuck DSL sucks so bad!!! Fuck I cant wait to get cable in the morning!!!

**Allhdreview - Jasin** · 07-23-2007, 09:39 PM

Will he ever rise again, and if so, can he come back as that 3 breasted girl from Total Recall?

**notabook** · 07-23-2007, 09:52 PM

Ask him where my fucking keys are!

**Humpy Leftnut** · 07-23-2007, 09:53 PM

it's clear that mrs clinton ate your keys.

D · 07-23-2007, 09:54 PM

"Why the inconvenience?"

**Fizzgig** · 07-23-2007, 09:59 PM

Ask Him if He's an atheist.

**jonesy** · 07-23-2007, 10:06 PM

is it true what they say about shoehorn being light in the heels?

**Yngwie** · 07-23-2007, 10:34 PM

"what the fuck's your problem? do some work for once you useless fuck"

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-23-2007, 10:37 PM

Originally posted by jonesonyou

How long till the Earth explodes.

He says he currently has no plans for this, but will keep me in the loop.

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-23-2007, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by Yngwie

"what the fuck's your problem? do some work for once you useless fuck"

Can you repost that in the form of a question?

**luv$** · 07-23-2007, 10:41 PM

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-23-2007, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by Pleasurepays

is he powerful enough to create a venereal disease so nasty, that even he can't create a cure?

He says "Yes and no"

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-23-2007, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Allhdreview - Jasin

Will he ever rise again, and if so, can he come back as that 3 breasted girl from Total Recall?

He laughed at that one and even though he never gave it much thought before now, he is considering it.

**[ Nate ]** · 07-23-2007, 11:29 PM

Well... if i could ask him something and receive a clear answer, that would prove the existence of god, so that question is out of the way. The question, I guess, would then be, ' what would you like me to do?'

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-23-2007, 11:31 PM

Originally posted by [ Nate ]

Well... if i could ask him something and receive a clear answer, that would prove the existence of god, so that question is out of the way. The question, I guess, would then be, ' what would you like me to do?'

He said he'd like you to make a sandwich.

**bobby666** · 07-24-2007, 12:11 AM

"does anal hurt?"

**TeenCat** · 07-24-2007, 12:13 AM

please god "when i will be a millionaire?"

**Danny B** · 07-24-2007, 12:32 AM

God is one funnay guy. No questions...

**yumma** · 07-24-2007, 01:19 AM

my love don't cost a babe... his answer on all your questions

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-24-2007, 06:28 PM

I asked him if Jesus was a good kid growing up.

**GatorB** · 07-24-2007, 06:33 PM

I'd ask him why he's such a sick fuck. Like killing that girl on that ride at the Jesus festival a couple of weeks back and a few years ago when on Easter Sunday he made a tornado hit a church full of his worshipers and killed over 2 dozen of them. I mean you either really have a twisted sense of humor or you just give a flying fuck.

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-24-2007, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by GatorB

I'd ask him why he's such a sick fuck. Like killing that girl on that ride at the Jesus festival a couple of weeks back and a few years ago when on Easter Sunday he made a tornado hit a church full of his worshipers and killed over 2 dozen of them. I mean you either really have a twisted sense of humor or you just give a flying fuck.

He said to tell you it's all part of his grand plan... and that you shouldn't leave your house today.

**annomoterrace** · 07-24-2007, 06:39 PM

Why is everyone always shitting on Chio the Pirate?

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-24-2007, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by annomoterrace

Why is everyone always shitting on Chio the Pirate?

God said he has no idea what you're talking about, and also said to expect goats. Not sure what that means.

**Spunky** · 07-24-2007, 06:54 PM

Why can't I be rich as well as good looking with a huge cock?

**Theo The Theologian** · 07-24-2007, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Why can't I be rich as well as good looking with a huge cock?

God said it's not his bag so I put in a call to Buddah and he said he can work something out for your next life.

**yahoo-xxx-girls.com** · 07-24-2007, 07:08 PM

I would have 3 question...

The first question is why are cows so big...

The second question is why is 99.9% of all religions based directly of the sun and moon and the constellations in our skies and why is such used as tools of war by those who would rather rule us ???

Last question would be...

Is god a dog lover or a cow lover... ^^

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**Spunky** · 07-24-2007, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by Theo The Theologian

God said it's not his bag so I put in a call to Buddah and he said he can work something out for your next life.

Unless I come back as a cockroach and people will want to stomp on me

**he-fox** · 07-24-2007, 07:12 PM

"Quo vadis, domine?"

**Ice** · 07-24-2007, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by jonesy

is it true what they say about shoehorn being light in the heels?

**xxxjay** · 07-24-2007, 07:21 PM

www.loljesus.com

**steved** · 07-24-2007, 07:42 PM

Ask him to clear up traffic...

Like this...

Phone Call to God Video here...

**CaptainHowdy** · 07-24-2007, 07:49 PM

Will The Simpsons movie be any good?

**jonesy** · 07-24-2007, 08:00 PM

explain this

**FANTASTIC** · 07-26-2007, 12:38 AM

fantastic!

**zeruel** · 07-26-2007, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by jonesy

explain this

**Violetta** · 07-26-2007, 12:48 AM

lotterynumbers...

**Jim Ellroy** · 07-26-2007, 01:05 AM

Originally posted by Dallas Chick

Ask Him why the fuck DSL sucks so bad!!! Fuck I cant wait to get cable in the morning!!!

LOL

**irinasp** · 07-26-2007, 01:27 AM

i'd ask him all people to be healthy and happy!

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