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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

    The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

    Having guts is coming home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and asking: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    Having balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

    Abra-cadabra!
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    • Azlord
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 2651
      #2
      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
      The difference between having Guts and having Balls...

      Having guts is coming home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and asking: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

      Having balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, then slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."

      I would be murdered for either...

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        • jonesonyou
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2003
          • 3853
          #3
          I will attempt both.

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            • starpimps
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              • Sep 2006
              • 6954
              #4
              i guess i will have to wait til i get married to see if i have guts or balls
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                • OG LennyT
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                  • Jun 2003
                  • 14345
                  #5
                  hahahaha

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                    • BV
                      wtf
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 10914
                      #6
                      Having balls is coming home with a new bitch and telling your wife she will have to stay outside until she gets used to her.

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                        • CuriousToyBoy
                          Crazy Aussie Bastard
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 16787
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Azlord
                          I would be murdered for either...
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                            • SleazyDream
                              I'm here for SPORT
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 41470
                              #8
                              both work well........
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                                • Deej
                                  I make pixels work
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 24386
                                  #9
                                  my girlfriend just showed me that joke today... reminds me of this joke

                                  ----------------

                                  One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife.

                                  "This is the pig I screw when you claim you have a headache," he says.

                                  The wife looks at him, half shocked and half confused, and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."

                                  "I wasn't talking to you."

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                                    • Danny B
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 4423
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                      my girlfriend just showed me that joke today... reminds me of this joke

                                      ----------------

                                      One night a man barges into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife.

                                      "This is the pig I screw when you claim you have a headache," he says.

                                      The wife looks at him, half shocked and half confused, and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."

                                      "I wasn't talking to you."
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