I hate spiders.
Yesterday morning I picked up a pair of jeans that I tossed into my dirty clothes pile the night before. I was going out to do some yard work and didn't want to put on clean clothes just to get dirty.
Anyway, for whatever reason I didn't put them on right away. I just laid them out on the bed and turned around to get some socks out of the drawer. When I turned around to grab my jeans there was a brown recluse sitting on the left ass pocket.
Moral of the story: don't leave your shit sitting on the floor in a dark closet.