What would you do if a BRO threatened you with a lawsuit over a poem you wrote?

**Martina Warren** · 07-23-2007, 02:49 PM

uhm .....run and hide lol

**Dirty F** · 07-23-2007, 02:50 PM

Hmm lets first figure out who the bro is. Not many choices since you have 2 or 3 poems on your site.

**cranki** · 07-23-2007, 02:50 PM

offer him a make up blowjob...

**Magnum PI** · 07-23-2007, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by BoyAlley

Ok I want to know what everyone else thinks. Since this is the porn industry, and we are suppose to be champions of free speech and all:

Let's say, hypothetically, a BRO made somewhat of an ass of himself on a certain message board.

You thought it was funnay, so you wrote a parody poem summarizing the incident, and the things that he wrote on the public forum.

Then the BRO realizes he might have went too far in his original thread, and wants the whole incident erased from the minds of the masses.

So, the BRO tells you if you don't delete your poem, he will sick his pitt bull lawyer on you, and it's going to cost you "big money".

What would you do?

Never fuck with the mafia.

I trust you'll make the right decision.

**Jman** · 07-23-2007, 02:52 PM

I'd write him another one ;-)

**seeric** · 07-23-2007, 02:52 PM

show him this and they go away. its scary

**Barefootsies** · 07-23-2007, 02:52 PM

In order...

1. Laugh hysterically.

2. Refer them to this picture..

3. If they persist, give them my lawyer's name, number, and mailing address and wish them luck.

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 07-23-2007, 02:55 PM

I'm gonna go with "write another poem"

**GreyWolf** · 07-23-2007, 02:56 PM

Don't write poetry tehBoy

Lawyers never were a threat and "bros", whatever they are, never mattered either way

**Scootermuze** · 07-23-2007, 03:00 PM

If it's the same thing that was said, just in poetic form, and not making it say something else to exaggerate what was said, then you're just repeating, in essence, what he already said...

Nothing he can do..

**baddog** · 07-23-2007, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by JMan

I'd write him another one ;-)

Yeah, have to say that sounds like the best solution.

**sonofsam** · 07-23-2007, 03:03 PM

CyberAge Dave threatened you with a lawsuit? Cause i remember him saying to leave his GF out of the poem or something...

**FakeNick** · 07-23-2007, 03:03 PM

you are broke because you post here all days long so you should take it down before you loose your house

**Blue Player** · 07-23-2007, 03:03 PM

I can guarantee you he wont take you to court and if he does he will lose massivily.

Tell him to suck where the sun dont shine.

He fucked up, his problem.

**J. Falcon** · 07-23-2007, 03:05 PM

tell him to stuff his lawsuit up his ass

**jact** · 07-23-2007, 03:08 PM

Satire.. Good luck with a lawsuit.

**Sly** · 07-23-2007, 03:11 PM

I really, really, really think his lawyer would laugh.

D · 07-23-2007, 03:11 PM

You have to have, at the very least, said something false to be worried about court.

If you didn't say anything false, there shouldn't be any worry there.

Where you take it from that point is up to you... it's your art - your choice.

**Profits of Doom** · 07-23-2007, 03:11 PM

You have got to be fucking kidding me? His pit bull lawyer is hopefully smart enough to advise him that a parody has already been proven time and time again to be a protected form of free speech. Larry Flynt has already bore the cross for that...

**Swish** · 07-23-2007, 03:16 PM

I would post said poem everywhere you can

**brand0n** · 07-23-2007, 03:19 PM

id have my lawyer contact his and remind him of how the legal system works.

while there, id have mine inform his that any more threats would result in a suit that would odds are tie them both up in court for some time.

JD · 07-23-2007, 03:19 PM

tell him to gfy and out his ass on the boards

**Blue Player** · 07-23-2007, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by Sly

I really, really, really think his lawyer would laugh.

No his lawyer would tell him that he has a great chance and should go for it. Lawyers charge by the hour and laughter is only one hour.

**Profits of Doom** · 07-23-2007, 03:31 PM

The only thing gayer than BoyAlley is threatening to sue BoyAlley over his parody blog...

**AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 07-23-2007, 03:37 PM

You should consider yourself lucky.

**CyberAgeGary** · 07-23-2007, 03:39 PM

Why even take a chance to go to court and spend money?

Delete the poem.. It's not like the poem is making you money.....

Do the right thing....

**Evil E** · 07-23-2007, 03:40 PM

I hope this is a joke.

**Aussie Rebel** · 07-23-2007, 03:47 PM

Tell him to suck your dick and out him on the boards, the bro's are a bunch of cock suckers so you might get lucky

**aico** · 07-23-2007, 03:50 PM

was it a haiku?

**Scroto** · 07-23-2007, 04:06 PM

put it back up ya pussy!

**seeric** · 07-23-2007, 04:23 PM

wtf

why did you take it down?

**DJ Jace** · 07-23-2007, 04:28 PM

I would laugh until I got a C&D

**DJ Jace** · 07-23-2007, 04:28 PM

i can't believe you took it down...LOL

did you even GET a C&D before that happened?

**DateDoc** · 07-23-2007, 04:31 PM

LOL, you gave into the brotocracy!

**testpie** · 07-23-2007, 04:41 PM

Keep it up and relocate the site offshore. My limited legal knowledge seems to be telling me that China is pretty much lawless, so a relocation to there should sort shit out.

**georgeyw** · 07-23-2007, 04:44 PM

I'd dig up their entire gfy history of melt downs and write 2 or 3 poems for each.

Then write a poem about the legal threats. Before you know it, you'd have enough content to fill a book 'Bro Poems'

**Ayla_SquareTurtle** · 07-23-2007, 04:45 PM

It's down? Srsly?

**xclusive** · 07-23-2007, 04:49 PM

I would both out them on the boards and fight them if they try and go after you.

**Aussie Rebel** · 07-23-2007, 04:52 PM

BoyAlley I thought you had bigger balls than that, this cock sucker doesn't own the internet. Freedom of speech! tell him to get fucked

**nico-t** · 07-23-2007, 04:53 PM

oh man i havent seen that poem so i clicked your sig and.... you collapsed under the pressure of hot air threats. Im sorry but that's really really dickless... leave it up til you are there in the fucking court yourself waiting for a verdict! Id never put something offline because some lamer threats with a lawsuit. I cant believe you did this.

**Porn Farmer** · 07-23-2007, 05:00 PM

The poem is down?

Any respect for BoyAlley is now gone.

No balls BoyAlley. Sad.

**BlackCrayon** · 07-23-2007, 05:01 PM

Just stupid threats from someone who thinks he has more power than he actually does.

**RFremont** · 07-23-2007, 05:04 PM

You should NOT have taken the poem down, nor had any legal liability with it. You should have told the piece of shit loser that threatened you, if that's what happened, to go fuck himself.

**chodadog** · 07-23-2007, 05:38 PM

Put it back up. You can't be touched.

**StuartD** · 07-23-2007, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by jact

Satire.. Good luck with a lawsuit.

**CurrentlySober** · 07-23-2007, 05:56 PM

You took the whole site down?

**aico** · 07-23-2007, 06:01 PM

I think they must have made BoyAlley a Bro.

**pocketkangaroo** · 07-23-2007, 06:01 PM

Post the e-mail he sent on your site. Will bring in some nice traffic.

**BoyAlley** · 07-23-2007, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner

You took the whole site down?

I am facing 3 lawsuit threats that involve some of the largest, and in 1 case most respected, people/companies in this industry.

I need to decide for myself what I am or am not willing to risk in order to defend my First Amendment rights at this point.

If I go down this road, I guarantee you all right here and now, I won't be the one most people in this community will be siding with either. Too many business relationships involving too much money surround the people/companies that will be attacking me.

I need to decide if I'm willing to give up working in the adult industry entirely, spend significant time and money, risk everything that I have, in order to protect a couple of parodies that I have written.

This isn't about "having balls" or "chickening out" and this isn't about "board drama". This is about some things far more fundamental than that, and about things that will effect my everyday real-world life in some major ways.

Never in my life have I deleted anything that I have written. I've worked hard through the years raising tens of thousands of dollars for groups like the ACLU and the FSC. Believe me when I say that I don't take this matter lightly.

I'm doing some serious inner searching over this matter, and don't want to act without thinking everything through thoroughly.

As always, "Teh BoyAlley" lubbins all his breeders.........

What would you do if a BRO threatened you with a lawsuit over a poem you wrote?

What would you do if a BRO threatened you with a lawsuit over a poem you wrote?

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