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  • ServerGenius
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    • Feb 2002
    • 9377

    #1

    GFY Sysadmin step inside....I'll make you an offer you can't refuse

    GFY admin hit me up, I'll offer to assist and/or go over your setup
    FREE of charge to see if I can help improve it. I even don't require access
    to the server(s) if that would be an issue for not taken me up on my offer.
    I think I could even give options for improvement just by asking some questions
    about the setup and by the info you can give me by ICQ.

    I'll do it for free no strings attached.....if it works good for you if it doesn't
    it won't get any worse. If it works really well.....you let GFY know in a single
    post so GFY can see that I'm not just talking the talk without walking the walk.

    If I fail miserably I will admit it publically on GFY too. GFY can't lose in this
    deal, only I can by putting my reputation on the line for free!

    I'll be looking forward curiously to see if they'll get in touch to give it a shot!



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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    They have a sys admin?

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    • JamesK2
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2004
      • 6589

      #3
      Originally posted by baddog
      They have a sys admin?

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      • BiggleJones
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2002
        • 2276

        #4
        Originally posted by baddog
        They have a sys admin?
        Hahaha

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        • Iron Fist
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2006
          • 23400

          #5
          Originally posted by baddog
          They have a sys admin?
          You know the way GFYs been running lately, I'd be asking the same question
          i like waffles

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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #6
            Originally posted by sharphead
            You know the way GFYs been running lately, I'd be asking the same question
            It was a serious question.

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            • Evil E
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2005
              • 3201

              #7
              Here's the server in question




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              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                • Jul 2004
                • 38323

                #8
                I already offered GFY a solution...



                Might have cost them some gerbil feed (since gerbils with the munchies have ferocious appetites), but they would have been happy hard working muthafucking gerbils, since the boo would have been laced with steroids:



                Anyway, good luck...

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                • ServerGenius
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                  • Feb 2002
                  • 9377

                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  They have a sys admin?
                  I wondered the same, and that's why I'm not too worried that I will
                  fail and damage my reputation myself
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                  • OG LennyT
                    Wall Street Pimp
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 14345

                    #10
                    this bitch is on auto-pilot bro, don't expect a reply


                    nice gesture though
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                    • ServerGenius
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                      • Feb 2002
                      • 9377

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                      I already offered GFY a solution...



                      Might have cost them some gerbil feed (since gerbils with the munchies have ferocious appetites), but they would have been happy hard working muthafucking gerbils, since the boo would have been laced with steroids:



                      Anyway, good luck...

                      ADG
                      Thanks I'll keep that in mind in case all my other suggestions fail.....good to
                      have a last resort backup options....I'll find out where I can get gerbils
                      the steriods aren't a problem to find where I am......finding gerbils will be
                      harder
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                      • ServerGenius
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                        • Feb 2002
                        • 9377

                        #12
                        Originally posted by OG LennyT
                        this bitch is on auto-pilot bro, don't expect a reply


                        nice gesture though
                        I know and I'd be suprised if they do take my offer.....if they don't it shows
                        how much they care about it......to be honest I don't even expect a response
                        at all....not even a no thanks we're fine
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                        • ztik
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                          • Aug 2001
                          • 5196

                          #13
                          I don't really think their is a sysadmin

                          I mean this site has been fucked up for years

                          Either that or they just don't care
                          .

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                          • testpie
                            Mostly retired
                            • Apr 2006
                            • 3231

                            #14
                            Originally posted by knewon
                            Here's the server in question


                            More like:

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                            • OG LennyT
                              Wall Street Pimp
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 14345

                              #15
                              Originally posted by knewon
                              Here's the server in question


                              they got her up and running earlier...

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                              • RawAlex
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 9465

                                #16
                                Needs more gerbil. and cowbell.

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                                • ServerGenius
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                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 9377

                                  #17
                                  I can't imagine they wouldn't care, when was the last time that GFY was skinned? Not too long ago it was skinned almost every week.
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                                  • fris
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                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 55814

                                    #18
                                    move to cali if you wanna work on gfy
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                                    • commonsense
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                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 1790

                                      #19
                                      Bump....

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                                      • ServerGenius
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                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 9377

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Fris
                                        move to cali if you wanna work on gfy
                                        I'm not looking for a job....I'm offering free help in whatever way they
                                        want. If they don't trust me on their server that's fine with me. I don't
                                        even need to access their server to help them out. I don't want money
                                        I don't want a job there's no hidden agenda.

                                        If a few minutes or even a few hours of my time could fix the situation
                                        then I'll actually save my time which I now spend extra here waiting for
                                        a thread to load. That would be the only benefit I would get out of it
                                        and to be honest that's more than worth it.
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                                        • ServerGenius
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                                          • Feb 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Hello anybody here
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                                          • madawgz
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                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 30509

                                            #22
                                            nobody's contacted you yet? :\
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                                            • k0nr4d
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                                              • Aug 2006
                                              • 9231

                                              #23
                                              i dont think its the server. I think its their internet connection:
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                                              • testpie
                                                Mostly retired
                                                • Apr 2006
                                                • 3231

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                i dont think its the server. I think its their internet connection:
                                                Still beats the connection they had before the upgrade - that little rat had to run like a mother-fucker to carry all those 1's and 0's:


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                                                • ServerGenius
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                                                  • Feb 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                  i dont think its the server. I think its their internet connection:
                                                  It's not their connection. Jupiter Hosting isn't that bad
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                                                  • darksoul
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                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 4997

                                                    #26
                                                    I doubt the problem is something that can be fixed by only giving advices.
                                                    Their main problem is the database which must be huge and only some indexes
                                                    wont help.
                                                    I'm sure they have replication as well but considering the amount of writes and
                                                    the complexity of the database it needs more than a raw setup which can't be
                                                    implemented in a few hours.
                                                    Keep in mind that the last downtime, if I recall correctly, was of about 2 days
                                                    when all what was done was adding some indexes.
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                                                    • ServerGenius
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by darksoul
                                                      I doubt the problem is something that can be fixed by only giving advices.
                                                      Their main problem is the database which must be huge and only some indexes
                                                      wont help.
                                                      I'm sure they have replication as well but considering the amount of writes and
                                                      the complexity of the database it needs more than a raw setup which can't be
                                                      implemented in a few hours.
                                                      Keep in mind that the last downtime, if I recall correctly, was of about 2 days
                                                      when all what was done was adding some indexes.
                                                      I'm not so sure that adding indexes is all they did. They seemed to have
                                                      purged the database as well for example browse all posts by username and
                                                      you'll see there's a lot missing. Lately GFY hasn't nearly been as busy as it
                                                      used to be. I'm not saying that I can fix it with a few tips but I'm sure it
                                                      couldn't hurt them to get another perspective on things. Do they have
                                                      replication? How is set up? Are read and write queries seperated on different
                                                      replication slaves? I think they aren't else you would see a huge difference
                                                      in browsing GFY or posting on GFY and there's not
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                                                      • darksoul
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                                                        • Apr 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by ServerGenius
                                                        Are read and write queries seperated on different
                                                        replication slaves?
                                                        writes always go to the master with replication. I doubt they have multi master replication , its not really doable without a heck of modifications (consider that vb is close source and you're kinda limited).

                                                        So, I'm assuming they have a one master - many slaves replication. Considering the database size keeping too many slaves its counter productive.
                                                        Now, if you've worked with huge databases and replications you know that the slaves brake pretty often due to invalid data or other replication errors. I guess you can imagine what a pain in the ass would be to resync a dead slave.
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                                                        • ServerGenius
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by darksoul
                                                          writes always go to the master with replication. I doubt they have multi master replication , its not really doable without a heck of modifications (consider that vb is close source and you're kinda limited).

                                                          So, I'm assuming they have a one master - many slaves replication. Considering the database size keeping too many slaves its counter productive.
                                                          Now, if you've worked with huge databases and replications you know that the slaves brake pretty often due to invalid data or other replication errors. I guess you can imagine what a pain in the ass would be to resync a dead slave.
                                                          I meant are reads and writes seperated, writes to master, reads from slave.
                                                          I think you are overestimating the size of the GFY database especially when
                                                          considering that it was compacted by purging historical records.

                                                          I think the main problem is in the countless modifications they've tried over
                                                          time to solve the problem. Anyway it doesn't really matter coz obviously
                                                          they're not interested in fixing it anyway
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                                                          • nation-x
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                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 5370

                                                            #30
                                                            LOL @ the dumbest marketing ploy ever

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                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 38984

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ServerGenius
                                                              finding gerbils will be
                                                              harder
                                                              Perhaps you could take a look in Juicys ass???
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                                                              • ServerGenius
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                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                • 9377

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by nation-x
                                                                LOL @ the dumbest marketing ploy ever
                                                                Please explain where you see the marketing ploy as I don't see it.

                                                                Just in case you misunderstand:

                                                                I don't want money
                                                                I don't want a job
                                                                I don't want any favours or anything else from GFY
                                                                I don't special treatment, status or privileges

                                                                Here's what I would like to benefit from this:

                                                                Waste less time waiting while I hang out reading/posting on GFY.

                                                                That's it....so explain me the marketing ploy here perhaps I could get more
                                                                of out using the ploy which I must have overlooked.

                                                                Thanks Sport!
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                                                                • Jace
                                                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 35562

                                                                  #33

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                                                                  • tranza
                                                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                    • 57559

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I don't think you'll get a reply from GFY employees...
                                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                    • ServerGenius
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                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 9377

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by tranza
                                                                      I don't think you'll get a reply from GFY employees...
                                                                      That was actually the reason why I started this thread in the first place
                                                                      I would have been suprised if they would....just wanted to make sure.

                                                                      I'm not dissapointed they don't it wasn't something I always dreamt of doing
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                                                                      • KRosh
                                                                        So Fucking Outlawed
                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 5114

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by ServerGenius
                                                                        That was actually the reason why I started this thread in the first place
                                                                        I would have been suprised if they would....just wanted to make sure.

                                                                        I'm not dissapointed they don't it wasn't something I always dreamt of doing
                                                                        Now don't you think starting this thread was insulting?

                                                                        Not to downplay your skills because i have no idea what they are, but I think a company such as Playboy has quite a few programmers and systems admins and it is not just ONE person working on the system. They also have access to top developers and systems admins from Jupiter Hosting. I think they are pretty well covered and if this were an easy fix it would be in place. As for an outside perspective - I think they have that covered also, don't you?

                                                                        What exactly are you trying to gain here? I'm a bit confused!

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                                                                        • Brad Mitchell
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                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                          • 9813

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I'm just posting here in case any brilliant sys admins want to relocate to Miami. We're hiring!

                                                                          Cheers,

                                                                          Brad
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                                                                          • ServerGenius
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by KRosh
                                                                            Now don't you think starting this thread was insulting?

                                                                            Not to downplay your skills because i have no idea what they are, but I think a company such as Playboy has quite a few programmers and systems admins and it is not just ONE person working on the system. They also have access to top developers and systems admins from Jupiter Hosting. I think they are pretty well covered and if this were an easy fix it would be in place. As for an outside perspective - I think they have that covered also, don't you?

                                                                            What exactly are you trying to gain here? I'm a bit confused!

                                                                            Why insulting? I offered them to consult me for free on whatever way they
                                                                            want. I didn't made any remarks about their skills or anything related to it.
                                                                            I've said very clearly that if my help would work.....great and if not they
                                                                            wouldn't be off any worse by just contacting me.

                                                                            Often a problem hasn't got anything todo with skills and just a check with
                                                                            someone and perhaps a different perspective might work. I'm not trying to
                                                                            teach or show anyone a lesson. I have nothing to proof on GFY or any of it's
                                                                            users. You don't see me here promoting my business either trying to get
                                                                            new clients......you know why? Coz I don't have to.....and I don't mean
                                                                            that to be arrogant......

                                                                            I was simply offering a hand or some time to check some stuff for free
                                                                            without any conditions or strings attached.....if they don't awesome no
                                                                            problem at all....I don't see what's so insulting about it. I verify stuff
                                                                            sometimes with others too...there's nothing wrong with that. You can't
                                                                            know everything and sometimes the best could overlook something.

                                                                            I also didn't claim that I'd fix things in a split second....as without any info
                                                                            how would I know? I guess offering something voluntarily and not asking
                                                                            money for it must be suspicious....hahaha

                                                                            I only informed them that if they wanted a second opinion on anything I'd
                                                                            be willing to give for it free.....if they don't want it fine too I don't see
                                                                            what's wrong with that......
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                                                                            • ServerGenius
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                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 9377

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Brad Mitchell
                                                                              I'm just posting here in case any brilliant sys admins want to relocate to Miami. We're hiring!

                                                                              Cheers,

                                                                              Brad
                                                                              If getting me from the netherland to the US isn't a problem you can always
                                                                              hit me up for a chat

                                                                              Or if you could use occasional help which can be done remotely
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                                                                              • jonesonyou
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                                                                                • Sep 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I forgot what was going on in here.

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                                                                                • ServerGenius
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                                                                                  • Feb 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  for the haters.....who ask....no I'm not looking for a job....but that doesn't mean
                                                                                  I won't listen to what anyone has to offer
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                                                                                  • ServerGenius
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by jonesonyou
                                                                                    I forgot what was going on in here.
                                                                                    apart from defending myself to a few kids that my intentions are nothing else
                                                                                    than humble and non commercial not much
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                                                                                    • k0nr4d
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by KRosh
                                                                                      Now don't you think starting this thread was insulting?

                                                                                      Not to downplay your skills because i have no idea what they are, but I think a company such as Playboy has quite a few programmers and systems admins and it is not just ONE person working on the system.
                                                                                      I'm not gonna name who, but theres at least one big adult company I know if with programmers and system admin that belong flipping burgers after seeing their work
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                                                                                      • ServerGenius
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                                                                                        • 9377

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                                        I'm not gonna name who, but theres at least one big adult company I know if with programmers and system admin that belong flipping burgers after seeing their work
                                                                                        Ehh I don't understand what you mean with this? I guess this isn't about me
                                                                                        if it is....post it....I have nothing to hide as far as I'm aware of
                                                                                        I was just being nice and helpfull as I have been many times before here on
                                                                                        GFY. This wouldn't be the first time that I help someone out without charging
                                                                                        for it.
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                                                                                        • Evil E
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                                                                                          • Apr 2005
                                                                                          • 3201

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Mysql or Postgre?


                                                                                          A girl once told me "Give me 8 inches and make it HURT".

                                                                                          So, I fucked her twice and hit her with a brick.

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                                                                                          • ServerGenius
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                                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                                            • 9377

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            anyway..enough about this as far as I'm concerned....I didn't start this thread
                                                                                            to discuss my skills or teach anyone a lesson. Anyone who has questions, remarks,
                                                                                            flames or complaints is welcome to contact me. I'll reply here if
                                                                                            I feel it's worth replying to I've offered my help and that's all intended to do
                                                                                            with this thread......now it's turning into wether I'm smarter or better than anyone
                                                                                            else.......the answer to that is simple I'm not and I don't pretend to
                                                                                            be and I certainly don't feel intimidated by people who are smarter or better
                                                                                            than me.

                                                                                            In fact I like to meet them so I can I learn something new perhaps. I have
                                                                                            no problem what so ever telling people sorry I can't help you with that when
                                                                                            I get asked something I know nothing or not enough about.
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