Ambush Interview #111 Kristin

oregino.

she LIKES it SPICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh, that reminds me of more questions. What does "AL" stand for on a golf scorecard.

~Alli

Those stand for "a lot," I used those playing with Mike and Liam this past weekend.

Care to inquire about birdies? Killer.

YEAH baby, Jamaican Oregeno

26. Has your MBA helped you in the adult industry? Do you think your smarter the rest of us?

I don’t ever think I’m smarter than anyone, well unless you prove your stupidity. My manager hears me scream a lot “You can’t be this dumb!” And I’m usually referring to some sheep that’s just an idiot, but that has nothing to do with the fact I have many years of education.

The MBA has helped in the industry especially with Yappo because we are seeing it through its entire process. We got Yappo when it was just a website and from there we changed Yappo many a times, created an affiliate program, and are continuing to grow in sales, team members, and as a competitor in the VOD market.

Hey Kristin :0 It's Lori from the Anna's birthday party last month. well almost two months now I guess. We still gotta get together.

my info is in sig!

great ambush

Not the same Kristin. : )

27. Do you ever think you'll leave the safety net of Topbucks and Evil Genius Cash? If so, who would you see yourself working for?

Honestly, I don’t even see myself going to back to EGC, it doesn’t need me. And unless Kevin cans me, TopBucks is pretty much stuck with me this time. I get offers a lot, but I really do only see myself working for TB.

So Sly wanted one of those stories … here goes.

We were taking my sister to college, which was about 1.5 hours away, and you could either take the back way or the highway, we chose to take the back way. Well, my dad had filled up his truck with her shit and he and my mom drove ahead of my sister and I in another car. Well, as we are driving, we start to see the mattress and box spring starting to flop around. We attempted to get my dad’s attention but he being the same type jackass I am just waves like he is in a parade. Well we really start to notice it flop around and then all of sudden up in the air goes the box spring, flies off and lands in the middle of the road right in front of the car we are in. So I get out grab the box spring and bring it over to the side of the road and stay with it while my sister drives off and tries to catch up to my dad who has no idea this has happened. Well, since he’s driving miles ahead of us, the mattress had also dropped a bit and began to drag on the road, thus creating sparks and a mattress fire. Well, my dad finally realizes this, pulls over and takes the mattress off the truck and puts the fire out with his hands. Little did he think that if a mattress starts on fire you just let it burn. So he puts it back on the truck all fire out and starts driving, well it starts up again only burning more of Jenn’s furniture and stuff. So he notices and just pulls it off the truck and lets it burn, by this time Jenn is all caught up but I’m still miles back on the side of the road looking like a 15 year old prostitute to go with my box spring. So some guy pulls over and asks if I need help, I passed because I have no idea who this guy is, turns out he is a volunteer fire fighter.

So all said and done, she was out of a mattress and some furniture, but it’s worth it for this story.

28. In college you had a beautiful room mate. Who was it and did you shower together?

She is Allison, we were roommates for a year and then she graduated and went to work in porn. No shower scene, sorry.

Oddly though, she got me my second roommate to finish out my senior year with. Alli was a Spanish Linguists major as was this guy Dan who was in a bunch of her classes. Well one day Dan looked pretty rough, like hasn’t slept so Alli inquires and he had been sleeping in his truck because his girlfriend kicked him out. Who I met months later and she was a bitch anyways.

So Dan came over and we hung out and got to know each other, and Alli and I let him sleep on our couch until she moved out. I remember one time he came home wasted and made me watch scrambled porn on channel 96, that was my first exposure to porn. I hated it … it was retarded; I mean seriously who gets fucked on a urinal?

I find myself making breakfast, lunch and dinner meetings and I will party hard one night, I admit it. But the meetings and one on one's is where I get most everything accomplished.

So far so good!!

29. You've only worked for two companies in the industry – Evil Genius Cash and Top Bucks. Why do you keep flip flopping between the two of them?

For many reasons I’ve already stated above I think that if I tell this story it will be a big repeat. But to sum up, TopBucks, first gig, went to BigCockContent, made them money to start EGC, got pregnant went back and sold PluginFeeds, left there to go back to EGC, then new VOD department and wanted a new challenge.

How does it feel to be the only webmaster to have had Uncle Willy(RIP) dance naked at your wedding? That's one to tell the kids about, just don't show them the pics.

I barely ever want to see his pics again ...

Oh the stories about Uncle Willy, RIP.

30. What hobbies to do you have?

I have kids so hobbies don’t happen so often …

But I like to smoke, golf, smoke while golfing, ski, smoke while skiing, read, shop, and travel.

You mean you want to Live in Jerome ...!!!

i'm thinking of selling my house to by the way and you always said let you guys know !!! I mean it too...ready to leave the USA all together.

31. Who is the father of your first son? And are you sure about that?

At that time I got pregnant I was only sleeping with one person, actually I don’t think I’ve ever actually had sex with two people at the same time for a period of time. But, Chris is and yes I’m positive about that.

32. Your good friends with Tanker. Have you ever seen him naked, and is he really as well hung as we are led to believe?

Yes, and like a Coke Can. : )

Kristin, thank you for the kind words, likewise it's a pleasure doing business with you.

33. Why do other people's wives in the industry dislike you? Why is that?

Cause they are all bitches? I kid, I kid.

I don’t know but they do and it sucks, I have grown to expect it. Some wives actually get to know me and come to find out I’m not so bad, others still just hate me. It’s not just the industry it happens all the time. I have a strong personality and I tend to be more of one of the guys. So naturally women don’t like …

34. Have you ever interferred with your company's ad buys due to personal problems with someone calling you an idiot when you were acting like an idiot?

No, it did not matter because there were no ad spots available I was told.

This explains a lot.

35. How many people in the adult industry have you physically assaulted due to GFY disputes?

Just one and it wasn’t GFY per se. Sleazy got beat up by a girl, that’s funny.

i still have bruses

Cheers to a great business women, a proper mommy, a dynamite wife in the sack(says Chris), an over-accommodating host in your home, and truly a golden friend.

Love ya homegirl!