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A super busty porn star with huge crazy ass fake titties, a priest, and the President are all on a plane when the pilot has a heart attack and hits his head on the instrument panel, destroying it so there is zero way to land the plane. It is sure as shit running out of precious fuel and the situation is becoming dire.

Luckily there is a parchute.

Unfortunately, only two people will be able to make use of it due to the weight and type of harness.

The priest says he will go down with the plane and graciously offers to sacrifice his own life to save the others.

The President says no sir, thank you, you will not have to make that sacrifice to God today, praise the Lord, for I am the President of the United States and I will do my best to, in the words of the great John F. Kennedy, ask not what my country can do for me but what I can do for my country...

The porn star tells them to go ahead and take the parachute.

"I'll be fine" she says.
"My doctor told me nothing can happen to me until my boob job is paid off."




Thank you, thank you... if you ask your waitress for another five drinks and flirt with her and tip her like you just won the lottery then she might go home with you...

But if not then I assure you that your beer goggles will be working perfectly.

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