OMG, Dick Cheney will be President tommorrow!

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  • EBORG9
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2006
    • 1823

    #1

    OMG, Dick Cheney will be President tommorrow!

    President Bush Saturday will undergo a colonoscopy -- a diagnostic examination to check for early signs of colon cancer -- and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure.

    According to CNN. Bush will be under for 2 hours. At that time Dick will be President of the U.S. and the free world.

    Gee, I hope a sudden international incident doesn't mysteriously develop 30 seconds into the procedure



    Seems a shame that he will only get a 2 hour dose of what he has been doing to the country for 7 years
  • IllTestYourGirls
    Ah My Balls
    • Feb 2007
    • 14311

    #2
    "and the free world" and where is that?

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    • geedub
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2005
      • 3489

      #3
      Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
      "and the free world" and where is that?
      i heard it was the midwest
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      • ~Ray
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        • Jun 2003
        • 18361

        #4
        don't worry about the US getting attacked... Cheney is great with a shotgun
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        • Spudstr
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          • Jan 2003
          • 2321

          #5
          Would be some shit if Cheney signed a bill to withdraw troops tomorrow.
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          • Extreme John
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            • Apr 2002
            • 1475

            #6
            Glad Georgie gets to take it in the ass for a change
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            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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              • Jan 2004
              • 16502

              #7
              wtf, great... just what we need...

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              • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                • Jul 2004
                • 38323

                #8


                Oh shit...

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                • SilentKnight
                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24812

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Spudstr
                  Would be some shit if Cheney signed a bill to withdraw troops tomorrow.
                  Has Haliburton suddenly realized they've made TOO much profit?!

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                  • GatorB
                    The Demon & 12clicks
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 18208

                    #10
                    Originally posted by EBORG9
                    OMG, Dick Cheney will be President tommorrow!
                    Actually I believe Cheney has been President since Jan 20, 2001.

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                    • IllTestYourGirls
                      Ah My Balls
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 14311

                      #11
                      Originally posted by GatorB
                      Actually I believe Cheney has been President since Jan 20, 2001.
                      I also wonder why Bush 1 and Clinton are so close now? Hmmmm

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                      • aico
                        Moo Moo Cow
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 14748

                        #12
                        Originally posted by GatorB
                        Actually I believe Cheney has been President since Jan 20, 2001.
                        Quoted for truth.

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                        • D
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 7412

                          #13
                          Originally posted by EBORG9

                          At that time Dick will be President of... the free world.
                          Since when did Switzerland submit to our President?
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                          • DaddyHalbucks
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                            • Feb 2004
                            • 18975

                            #14
                            Cool, tomorrow we will have the first "Dick" President since Dick Nixon.

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                            • SomeCreep
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 26118

                              #15
                              Dick Cheney sucks the big one

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                              • GreyWolf
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 2036

                                #16
                                Originally posted by EBORG9
                                OMG, Dick Cheney will be President tommorrow!
                                Please accept my most sincere condolences on this tragic event

                                Understand the shock, but don't confuse the free world with the demise.
                                Last edited by GreyWolf; 07-20-2007, 10:16 PM.

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                                • GT-Omar
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                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 2968

                                  #17
                                  So Cheney takes power while bush takes it up the ass? hmmmmmm Comedians are going to milk this one ....hahahaha


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                                  • BusterBunny
                                    perverted justice decoy
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 19291

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude


                                    Oh shit...

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                                    • _Rush_
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 742

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
                                      don't worry about the US getting attacked... Cheney is great with a shotgun
                                      No sig.

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                                      • Nightwind
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2005
                                        • 4786

                                        #20
                                        Are they trying to find Bush's brain up there?

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                                        • TheLegacy
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 18172

                                          #21
                                          hope they find Bin Laden up there in his ass

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                                          • GreyWolf
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 2036

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Nightwind
                                            Are they trying to find Bush's brain up there?
                                            Correct - you read it first on GFY

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                                            • directfiesta
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 30176

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by IllTestYourGirls
                                              "and the free world" and where is that?
                                              a make feel good propaganda for american " billions a month " tax payers ....
                                              I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                              But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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