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  • directfiesta
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 30135
    #1

    Just received an email from..

    ...a former slut in a brothel. We lost contact about ten years ago. She is a retired whore and was once my slut Commander. She has been an ex pat for years. She has invited me to spend some time with her but I will not be doing so...as I don't travel well anymore plus I refuse to submit myself to Airport Security. So I returned the invitation to her.

    None the less I am pleased to be in contact with her again.


    http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1030545
    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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    • B.Barnato
      So Fucking Banned
      • Nov 2010
      • 3618
      #2
      What is this and where can I subscribe to more of these riveting tales?

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        • Caligari
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2009
          • 5414
          #3
          Slut Commander! Cruising the angry skies amidst her open thighs! See Slut Commander!
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            • Chosen
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              • Aug 2001
              • 63151
              #4

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                • JFK
                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 67373
                  #5
                  this is a touching tale about a retired whore and slut Commander, brings tears to my eyes

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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460
                      #6
                      Slut Commander sounds like someone who outranks me.

                      Do you salute her? When she enters a room does someone yell "TEN-SLUT!"?
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                        • cherrylula
                          lol
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 15969
                          #7
                          nothing like a hooker from your past! for a minute I thought this was a thread by theking. lol

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                            • DWB
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 31779
                              #8
                              I call bullshit.

                              Now, if an old army buddy hit you up, then you would have my full attention.

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                                • vsex
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2010
                                  • 1277
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by JFK
                                  this is a touching tale about a retired whore and slut Commander, brings tears to my eyes
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                                    • bluemoney
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2007
                                      • 802
                                      #10
                                      I love me some sluts.
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                                        • AaronM
                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 46923
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DWB
                                          I call bullshit.

                                          Now, if an old army buddy hit you up, then you would have my full attention.

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                                            • lazycash
                                              Troll Patrol
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 15214
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by cherrylula
                                              nothing like a hooker from your past! for a minute I thought this was a thread by theking. lol
                                              Lol, I started reading and kept thinking, man this sounds just like theking, then I clicked the link.
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                                                • SleazyDream
                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 41470
                                                  #13
                                                  gota love sluts that do mailing lists!!!!!!!!!
                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                    • J. Falcon
                                                      www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                      • May 2006
                                                      • 31645
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by cherrylula
                                                      nothing like a hooker from your past! for a minute I thought this was a thread by theking. lol
                                                      Same here. It's just as pointless.
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                                                        • CDSmith
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • May 2001
                                                          • 51460
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                          Same here. It's just as pointless.
                                                          Careful. Say too much negative and a slut commando helicopter will be landing on your front lawn.

                                                          You don't want that.


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                                                            • ottopottomouse
                                                              She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                              • Jan 2010
                                                              • 13177
                                                              #16
                                                              How many fish did you catch while reading the email?
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