what's grosser than gross...

DAAAAYUM!!! That is sick.

Cat's are not nearly as cool as dogs!

oh right, like dogs never do anything gross.

Nothing like recycling!

My cat always eats it's own puke. At least I don't have to clean it up. LOL

What's grosser than gross?

When Siamese Twins are connected by the mouth and one pukes.

Dogs will also eat their own vomit. On top of that, they'll eat their own shit if they're hungry enough. I keep my pets well fed, thank god.

yay! I was waiting for someone to start.

what's grosser than gross?

jumping off the Empire State building and catching your eyelid on a nail.

thanks nina, GTG jokes always brighten my day.

My cat's constantly sick.

Stomach chewed by a bastard dog years ago.

My pussy has never been the same...

Well when my brother or any male for that matter comes over they spit a big LOOGEYin the yard my dog will search till he finds it and then eats it..

Bah! when I first got my dog, she was just a puppy, we went on a long trip to my parents and I stopped at a rest station so she could run around for a bit. I saw her chewing on something and figured whatever it is I better not let her eat it, so I went and grabbed it out of her mouth, it was a big pile of some other dogs shit! and because it was raining, the shit was all sloppy and goooooy. I had to walk into the rest station to wash up with my hand help out covered in shit!

hahaha gross!

man there isn't one site dedicated just to grosser than gross jokes?! I think I'm going to start one.

But here's some one-liners I found... with a couple grosser than gross jokes mixed in...

Q: How did the scientist solve the problem of constipation?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.

Q: What's the difference between a truck-load of babies and a truck-load of ball-bearings?
A: You can't unload a truck-load of ball-bearings with a pitch-fork.

Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
A: "May I push in your stool?"

Q: What goes: plop! plop! fizz!
A: 2 babies in an acid bath.

Q: What do they call a leper in a hot tub?
A: Stu

Q: What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: The taste

Q: What did one gay coroner say to the other gay coroner?
A: "Whaddya say we run out back and suck down a cold one..."

Q: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
A: Beethoven's last movement

Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.

Q: Why does Helen Keller have yellow legs?
A: Because her dog is blind too.

Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Q: What is grosser than gross?
A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt

Q: What do you call an eleven foot long urine stain?
A: Line dancing at the retirement center

Q: What do you call a vegetarian with the runs?
A: Salad Shooter

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When a midget walks by and says your hair smells nice.

Q: How do you make a cat go "woof"?
A: Douse it in gas, strike a match, and then WHOOF!

Q: What does a lonely gay guy do when he is horny?
A: He shits in his hand then jerks off.

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

To me this is gross.

Being anyone after number 1 in that Houston gang bang a couple years back.

No scratch that ... Being ANYONE in that gangbang, I wouldn't fuck her with yours!

What's grosser than grosser than gross?

Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.

When you bite into a hotdog and it has veins in it.

When you're drinking a bloody mary and it has a pube in it.

HAHA

Some of the shit they do on fear factor is pretty damn gross!

up to your head in worms