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  • Huggles
    GFY'S #1 retard
    • Feb 2003
    • 12546

    #51
    Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
    His girlfriend is 6 years past being 10 years old...10 years old!
    ??????????????????

    I don't get it


    I'm just saying:

    Hugh Hefner, 80 + 18 = ok

    but

    25 + 16 = pedo?


    lol
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    • Huggles
      GFY'S #1 retard
      • Feb 2003
      • 12546

      #52
      Originally posted by MetaMan
      if you do not see the maturity difference between a 19 and 25 yo guy you are a complete idiot.

      where did i say it was ok for Hugh Hefner to date 18yo old girls? you are pulling shit out of your ass.

      i remember exactly how i was and the girls were at 16, and let me tell you not mature enough to date a 25 yo.

      these are the kinds of guys who are to lame to get a girlfriend there own age so they resort to little girls who are screwd in the head and are easy to get.

      Oh, I never said I disagreed with you, I just found it funny that people think Hugh is "the man" for being 80 and dating, fucking 18 years olds, yet when a 25 year old dates a 16 year old, he's somehow a pedo/tool.


      I agree though, if my brother who is 25 dated a 16 year old, I'd probably make fun of him without mercy. Any 25 year old guy who dates someone that young obviously has some issues!
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      • MetaMan
        I AM WEB 2.0
        • Jan 2003
        • 28682

        #53
        Originally posted by Huggles
        ??????????????????

        I don't get it


        I'm just saying:

        Hugh Hefner, 80 + 18 = ok

        but

        25 + 16 = pedo?


        lol
        where are you pulling this from? no one even said that,

        and to note you really think Hugh actually has sex with these girls? it is all a show.

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        • NTM
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jul 2006
          • 1087

          #54
          A beard? Who the hell besides ragheads and bums wear beards anymore?

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          • J. Falcon
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            • May 2006
            • 31587

            #55
            That sounds like a pretty stupid waitress, I mean, to make an assumption like that.
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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
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              #56
              Originally posted by Libertine
              25/16.
              You must be pretty immature to be able to even talk to a 16 year old on a regular basis unless it is just to help her with her homework.

              If she was my daughter, I would kick your ass.

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              • CuriousToyBoy
                Crazy Aussie Bastard
                • Aug 2005
                • 16787

                #57
                Originally posted by WiredGuy
                You lost your viriginity at 12 1/2?!
                Yep.

                A dry run, if you know what I mean, but sticking it in and wiggling it around until you get bored still counts.

                And was doing it a lot - the girl I lost it to was 3 years older than me.

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                • woj
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                  • Jul 2002
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                  #58
                  That's what happens when you date someone half your age... heh
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                  • Pleasurepays
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                    • Aug 2002
                    • 11913

                    #59
                    whats wrong with that? at least she wasn't mistaken for a pet lizard or donkey or crocodile. that would be much worse in my opinion.

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                    • Bollocks
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                      • Jul 2007
                      • 121

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Libertine
                      She's asian, is a wopping 4'8" tall and is skinny as hell, with next to no boobs, hips or ass. Meanwhile, until yesterday, I had a beard (at her insistence, dammit), which might have made me look older than I actually am.
                      Sounds like your on the run around, fair play to the bitch though, i think its so funny when these little skinny no ass no speak english babes take the piss outa you fuck up retards.

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                      • candyflip
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 43073

                        #61
                        Does she let you piss on her?

                        Spend you some brain.
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                        • dissipate
                          The Dirty Frenchman
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 8904

                          #62
                          you're a seriously sick fuck

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                          • candyflip
                            Carpe Visio
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 43073

                            #63
                            Originally posted by dissipate
                            you're a seriously sick fuck
                            I don't think he's ever denied or hid that fact

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                            • Cyndalie
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 3615

                              #64
                              Same thing happens when I go out to lunch with my boss.



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                              • Bollocks
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                                • Jul 2007
                                • 121

                                #65
                                Originally posted by candyflip
                                Does she let you piss on her?
                                More than likely if its a bitch he's picked up from asia, but saying that, even if she's born in his country her mother would have taught her the in ands outs of being a whore.

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                                • candyflip
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 43073

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Bollocks
                                  More than likely if its a bitch he's picked up from asia, but saying that, even if she's born in his country her mother would have taught her the in ands outs of being a whore.

                                  .

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                                  • Bollocks
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                                    • Jul 2007
                                    • 121

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                    whats wrong with that? at least she wasn't mistaken for a pet lizard or donkey or crocodile. that would be much worse in my opinion.
                                    Is that why you never take your girl out to eat?
                                    No wonder she likes fucking me.

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                                    • BlackCrayon
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                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 19634

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Huggles
                                      ??????????????????

                                      I don't get it


                                      I'm just saying:

                                      Hugh Hefner, 80 + 18 = ok

                                      but

                                      25 + 16 = pedo?


                                      lol
                                      Why do you assume people think its ok? I am not a Hugh fan.
                                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                      • BlackCrayon
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 19634

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by baddog
                                        You must be pretty immature to be able to even talk to a 16 year old on a regular basis unless it is just to help her with her homework.
                                        lol, i just wonder where he hangs out to meet 16 year olds. Selling weed to high school kids?
                                        you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                        • Bollocks
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                                          • Jul 2007
                                          • 121

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                          Why do you assume people think its ok? I am not a Hugh fan.
                                          Fuck off Retard

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                                          • Libertine
                                            sex dwarf
                                            • May 2002
                                            • 17860

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
                                            His girlfriend is 6 years past being 10 years old...10 years old!
                                            Ehm, what's your point? She's *not* 10 years old. She once was 10 years old, yes. So were you, and me, and everyone else above the age of 10 for that matter.


                                            Now, on to all the other haters.

                                            I am rather amused that a group of people most of whom spend their days drooling over borderline retarded 18 year olds would think there is something wrong with dating a rather intelligent 16 year old.

                                            Yes, she is naturally still somewhat immature. Then again, so are many people over 18. Just look at GFY. In the past week alone, there have been 3 threads asking "how much can you drink?", filled with adults bragging about their boozing abilities. Hell, this very thread contains a 60 year old who has nicknamed himself "bad dog" and is talking on a message board about how he would "kick someones ass".
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                                            • woj
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                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 47880

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Libertine
                                              Hell, this very thread contains a 60 year old who has nicknamed himself "bad dog" and is talking on a message board about how he would "kick someones ass".
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                                              • OMG Jim
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                                                • Oct 2005
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                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                I deserve the amazing family I have.
                                                I'll second that Lindsay

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                                                • Libertine
                                                  sex dwarf
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 17860

                                                  #74
                                                  Hmm. While I was writing the above message, it seems "Bollocks" has gone through great lengths to prove my point about age having rather little to do with maturity.

                                                  Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                  lol, i just wonder where he hangs out to meet 16 year olds. Selling weed to high school kids?
                                                  Actually, she's the daughter of a professor at my uni. Met her through her mother.
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                                                  • dougeetx
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                                                    • Apr 2002
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                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                    You must be pretty immature to be able to even talk to a 16 year old on a regular basis unless it is just to help her with her homework.

                                                    If she was my daughter, I would kick your ass.
                                                    I just read the age difference thing! WTF!! If you were dating my daughter, the gators residing in the bayous of Louisiana would be feasting!!!
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                                                    • Pleasurepays
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                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 11913

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Bollocks
                                                      Is that why you never take your girl out to eat?
                                                      No wonder she likes fucking me.

                                                      .

                                                      is this the part where you expect me to chime in with equally witless and immature comebacks like "i'm rubber... you're glue....."

                                                      dipshit.

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                                                      • jonesonyou
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                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                        • 3853

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                        You are worrying about nothing. Eva is younger than my daughter and my daughter is younger than my grand daughter.



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                                                        • BlackCrayon
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                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 19634

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by Libertine
                                                          Hmm. While I was writing the above message, it seems "Bollocks" has gone through great lengths to prove my point about age having rather little to do with maturity.



                                                          Actually, she's the daughter of a professor at my uni. Met her through her mother.
                                                          What does your mother think of it?
                                                          you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                          • Subtle
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                                                            • Jun 2007
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                                                            #79
                                                            Just thinking are women plain clever to get old rich men or men are slaves of women bodies?? Lo!!!

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                                                            • CuriousToyBoy
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                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 16787

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by AlmightyJim
                                                              I'll second that Lindsay

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                                                              • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                                • Aug 2002
                                                                • 4503

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Libertine
                                                                Ehm, what's your point? She's *not* 10 years old. She once was 10 years old, yes. So were you, and me, and everyone else above the age of 10 for that matter.


                                                                Now, on to all the other haters.

                                                                I am rather amused that a group of people most of whom spend their days drooling over borderline retarded 18 year olds would think there is something wrong with dating a rather intelligent 16 year old.

                                                                Yes, she is naturally still somewhat immature. Then again, so are many people over 18. Just look at GFY. In the past week alone, there have been 3 threads asking "how much can you drink?", filled with adults bragging about their boozing abilities. Hell, this very thread contains a 60 year old who has nicknamed himself "bad dog" and is talking on a message board about how he would "kick someones ass".
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                                                                • Dollarmansteve
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                                                                  • May 2005
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                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
                                                                  His girlfriend is 6 years past being 10 years old...10 years old!
                                                                  I'm not coming out all in favor of 25 year old dudes dating 16 year olds - but this is the stupidest argument against I've ever heard

                                                                  Think about this.. she's only 10 years past being 6 years old!! 6 YEARS OLD OMGGGGGG
                                                                  I died.

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                                                                  • Libertine
                                                                    sex dwarf
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 17860

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
                                                                    Tell yourself whatever you need to help you sleep at night. Just keep in mind that karma can be a bitch
                                                                    Forgetting for a moment that you're one of the biggest idiots on GFY, I am honestly curious as to why exactly you think this is somehow "wrong". My girlfriend is quite happy being my girlfriend, her parents don't object to me dating her, we're doing nothing that's against the law - what exactly is the problem?

                                                                    The average age on which women first have sex is 16. Do you believe that it is immoral for them to have their first sexual experiences with people who aren't clumsy, inexperienced 16 year old boys?

                                                                    Hell, I've seen this situation from both sides. When I was 16, I dated a 24 year old woman. Had a great time with her

                                                                    So, to summarize: what the hell is your problem with it?
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                                                                    • xlogger
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                                                                      • Jul 2004
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                                                                      #84
                                                                      I wont date (i'll fuck em though) anyone who is 3 years younger than me. 10~ older is fine.

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                                                                      • MetaMan
                                                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 28682

                                                                        #85
                                                                        cause you have to be a total loser to date a 16 year old when you are 25, there is nothing to discuss.

                                                                        if you are total loser admit it, other then that stop trying to defend yourself.

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                                                                        • seeric
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                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                          • 41917

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by jennym
                                                                          I was 17 when I met my first husband...he was 29. Guess that is why he is an ex, but....

                                                                          If my kid came home with a 25 year old at 16, you might go missing. I have 2 teenage daughters. One has a bf almost 3 years older, and that is almost too much. Good thing I like the kid.
                                                                          because i know you, i BELIEVE you. you and the hubby would string his ass up from the front porch upside down. hahaha.

                                                                          how is the big D anyhow?

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                                                                          • Bollocks
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                                                                            • Jul 2007
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                                                                            #87
                                                                            Post a pic of you and her. So we can see if its love or money.
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                                                                            • american pervert
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                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                              • 6840

                                                                              #88
                                                                              this thread is worthless without pix
                                                                              I can resist everything except temptation

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                                                                              • Bollocks
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                                                                                • Jul 2007
                                                                                • 121

                                                                                #89
                                                                                Originally posted by Huggles
                                                                                ??????????????????

                                                                                I don't get it


                                                                                I'm just saying:

                                                                                Hugh Hefner, 80 + 18 = ok

                                                                                but

                                                                                25 + 16 = pedo?


                                                                                lol
                                                                                Errrrr......
                                                                                16
                                                                                18
                                                                                Get it now retard?

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                                                                                • jennym
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                                                                                  • May 2003
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                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                                                  because i know you, i BELIEVE you. you and the hubby would string his ass up from the front porch upside down. hahaha.

                                                                                  how is the big D anyhow?
                                                                                  Hey Airek....he's doing great. How's it going with you?? When's the next cruise?? I need to get drunk again, and that is the only time I drink.

                                                                                  My 13 year old has a bf that is 15 right now, almost 16. I thought I would let it go for a bit because they never last more than a couple of weeks anyway. (Plus, tell a teenage girl that a boy is off limits, and guess what??) It has now been 4 months. He is a great kid though, so it hasn't been so bad.
                                                                                  My 16 year old brings home one that is 25?? Yeah, the water level in the bayou would increase ever so slightly.

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                                                                                  • MrLuvr
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                                                                                    • Nov 2004
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                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
                                                                                    His girlfriend is 6 years past being 10 years old...10 years old!
                                                                                    Keep your dumb N American middle class pseudo morality to yourself. 6 years past 10? So? wtf? She is not 10 is she?

                                                                                    Dumb fucked up N American morality squad.

                                                                                    heck in the UK 16 years olds move out and are living with their bfs.

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                                                                                    • Iron Fist
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                                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                                      • 23400

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      Im sure Little Lupe goes through that all the time with her BF. Holding hands in public probably gets him almost arrested
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                                                                                      • Ms Toy Boy
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                                                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                                                        • 58

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                                        heh, my family's pretty messed...

                                                                                        My dad is 42. His gf is 20.

                                                                                        ...i'm 22.

                                                                                        Ouch!!

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                                                                                        • beemk
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                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                          • 20829

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          Originally posted by Libertine
                                                                                          25/16.

                                                                                          With the beard, I suppose I could have passed for early 30s, though, and with her height, lack of boobs and pigtails, I guess she may appear quite a bit younger than she is.

                                                                                          Bah. I'll just assume the waitress had really bad eyesight
                                                                                          you have a 16 year old gf who looks younger than she really is? thats pretty fucking creepy.
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                                                                                          • Luc Lone Ly
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                                                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                                                            • 183

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                                            heh, my family's pretty messed...

                                                                                            My dad is 42. His gf is 20.

                                                                                            ...i'm 22.
                                                                                            tell the truth, did u fuck your dad's gf ?

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                                                                                            • Ms Toy Boy
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                                                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                                                              • 58

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy
                                                                                              Yep.

                                                                                              A dry run, if you know what I mean, but sticking it in and wiggling it around until you get bored still counts.

                                                                                              And was doing it a lot - the girl I lost it to was 3 years older than me.


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                                                                                              • Sly
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                                                                                                • Sep 2004
                                                                                                • 31379

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                While I wouldn't exactly "approve" (not that you're asking), I do have to give you props for being able to put up with a 16 year old long enough to get laid. Good God man, you must have patience of a Saint. I have problems with girls my age.

                                                                                                I am kind of curious though... you're quite educated and intelligent. Why a 16 year old? The pussy that good?
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                                                                                                • CuriousToyBoy
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                  • 16787

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Ms Toy Boy
                                                                                                  I am taking that mean that you'll be expecting something other than a "dry run" when I get home.

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                                                                                                  • Drake
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Sly
                                                                                                    While I wouldn't exactly "approve" (not that you're asking), I do have to give you props for being able to put up with a 16 year old long enough to get laid. Good God man, you must have patience of a Saint. I have problems with girls my age.

                                                                                                    I am kind of curious though... you're quite educated and intelligent. Why a 16 year old? The pussy that good?

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                                                                                                    • gandalfuy
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                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
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                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      nothing to be ashame of dude!
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