I need a TESTICLE TRANSPLANT and my insurance says it wont cover it...

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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    I need a TESTICLE TRANSPLANT and my insurance says it wont cover it...

    They said its "cosmetic" and i could live with one nut.

    I need donations It will cost $567,324.98 please help me have two testicles


    Please send monies to

    JDL Testicle FUND
    101 Juicy Lane
    Plainview NY 11803

    PP [email protected]

    Epass: JuicyTesticleFund.
  • Damian_Maxcash
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2002
    • 12745

    #2
    A couple of large Vodkas and a table tennis ball and u can do it yourself.

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    • PrivateEye
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 1784

      #3
      Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

      Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)
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      • seeric
        ..........
        • Aug 2004
        • 41917

        #4
        Originally posted by Deeprub
        Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

        Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714

          #5
          Originally posted by Deeprub
          Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

          Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)
          omg

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          • D
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2006
            • 7412

            #6
            just use a golf ball.

            Grab a knife and a field sewing kit... take some Pepto Bismol... bite onto a stick... and be a man!
            -D.
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            • Damian_Maxcash
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2002
              • 12745

              #7
              He can have one mine - not like I will need it for breeding.

              I will fed-ex it over.......

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              • Peaches
                Old broad
                • Oct 2002
                • 13933

                #8
                See, this is why we need socialized medicine!! Call Michael Moore and see what he can do for ya ;)

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                • WebairGerard
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 8113

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Deeprub
                  Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

                  Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)
                  there you have it Juicy!

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                  • JFK
                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 67369

                    #10
                    Originally posted by D
                    just use a golf ball.

                    Grab a knife and a field sewing kit... take some Pepto Bismol... bite onto a stick... and be a man!
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                    • Skillz Unlimited
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 1541

                      #11
                      lmao! This thread is awesome.

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                      • crockett
                        in a van by the river
                        • May 2003
                        • 76818

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Deeprub
                        Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

                        Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)
                        The sad part, is they actually have them..
                        In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                        • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2007
                          • 3884

                          #13
                          omg you guys are too funny....thank god i dont have to worry about any nuts lol





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                          • B O B
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 2664

                            #14
                            Ill give you one of mine

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                            • Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                              • Jan 2004
                              • 16502

                              #15
                              i'll transplant my nuts onto your chin for a fast benjamin

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                              • Damian_Maxcash
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 12745

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Deeprub
                                Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

                                Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)
                                I did hear they were good - In fact I heard they are the dogs bollocks!

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                                • Joe BrainCash
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 2092

                                  #17
                                  Ping-pong ball is lighter than golf ball.
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                                  • SmokeyTheBear
                                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 28609

                                    #18
                                    you need some neuticals my friend
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                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 122992

                                      #19
                                      i aint putting dog nuts in me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      woooooooooooooooooooooof

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                                      • D
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2006
                                        • 7412

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by rock'n'porn
                                        Ping-pong ball is lighter than golf ball.
                                        Hell...

                                        Why miss out on an opportunity, I say.

                                        Find a 4-inch-diameter steel ball-bearing, and get to work!
                                        -D.
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                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 122992

                                          #21
                                          Anybody want to donate a testicle to me?

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                                          • SmokeyTheBear
                                            ►SouthOfHeaven
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 28609

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                            i aint putting dog nuts in me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            woooooooooooooooooooooof
                                            cmon you already chase pussy , the only problem would be when you started humping legs at conventions .

                                            *sniffing ass might be a problem too
                                            hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                            • SmokeyTheBear
                                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 28609

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                              Anybody want to donate a testicle to me?
                                              i will be a true gentleman and donate...































                                              tom cruises testicle....
                                              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                              • steved
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Nov 2003
                                                • 1963

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                you need some neuticals my friend
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                                                • SandisMN
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                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                  • 219

                                                  #25
                                                  SteveD, you better back to promotin MoreNiche not looking for another 101th program :D
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                                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 122992

                                                    #26
                                                    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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                                                    • Brother Bilo
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2007
                                                      • 4193

                                                      #27
                                                      Good luck with the whole ball thing. 1 ball worked out pretty well for Lance Armstrong and Tom Green, whats to worry about?

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                                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 122992

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Brother Bilo
                                                        Good luck with the whole ball thing. 1 ball worked out pretty well for Lance Armstrong and Tom Green, whats to worry about?
                                                        i need 2 i feel unmanly


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                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 122992

                                                          #29
                                                          Lensman gave me $4

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                                                          • NetCashJoe
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                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 180

                                                            #30
                                                            Throw a couple of peach pits in your underwear - you'll be alright.
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                                                            • seeric
                                                              ..........
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 41917

                                                              #31

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                                                              • SandisMN
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jan 2007
                                                                • 219

                                                                #32
                                                                loooooool, here you go.

                                                                cow testicles could be a cheap alternative; try to hit some eastern european country and you can have these for 20$ a piece ;)
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                                                                • Brother Bilo
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                  • 4193

                                                                  #33

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                                                                  • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 38323

                                                                    #34


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                                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 19291

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Deeprub
                                                                      Go get one of those fake rubber dog nuts.......

                                                                      Vet should be able to put one of those in for under grand ;-)
                                                                      $155

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                                                                      • modelscanada
                                                                        Registered User
                                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                                        • 31

                                                                        #36
                                                                        hahahaha of courese they wont cover it

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                                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 122992

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by BusterBunny

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                                                                          • steved
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                                            • 1963

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SandisMN
                                                                            SteveD, you better back to promotin MoreNiche not looking for another 101th program :D
                                                                            Oh come on Sandis, these things would sell like crazy

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                                                                            • xxxjay
                                                                              Tube groupie.
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 13482

                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • Spunky
                                                                                I need a beer
                                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                                • 133978

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Testicles are overrated..get them amputated

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                                                                                • nosey
                                                                                  Talk Hard
                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                  • 14413

                                                                                  #41

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