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  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509
    #1

    hahahahaha i just owned a poker professional!!! LOOOOOOOL

    Dealer: Stuart Paterson shows a pair of Kings
    Dealer: madawgz shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
    Dealer: madawgz wins the pot ($4,310) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
    Dealer: Hand #2991867698
    madawgz: pwned
    Dealer: madawgz wins the pot ($50)
    Dealer: Hand #2991869033
    Stuart Paterson: that was brilliant
    madawgz: thanks, pro
    Dealer: the_dal_kid has 15 seconds left to act
    Stuart Paterson: thanks genius
    madawgz:
    Dealer: the_dal_kid has 15 seconds left to act
    Dealer: the_dal_kid wins the pot ($1,122)
    Dealer: Hand #2991874129


    omg im fucking laughing so hard
    TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.
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    • madawgz
      8.8.8.8
      • Mar 2006
      • 30509
      #2
      btw im playing on fulltiltpoker if anyone wants to see me, 25/50$ no limit

      player: madawgz
      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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        • BusterBunny
          perverted justice decoy
          • Aug 2005
          • 19291
          #3
          he is gonna get you back this hand :p
          Last edited by BusterBunny; 07-18-2007, 11:11 PM. Reason: already watching ;)
          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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            • BusterBunny
              perverted justice decoy
              • Aug 2005
              • 19291
              #4
              or not...
              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509
                  #5
                  Originally posted by BusterBunny
                  or not...
                  i fucking pwned him, are you watching?
                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                    • BusterBunny
                      perverted justice decoy
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 19291
                      #6
                      you are a baller I think you should transfer me some scrill
                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291
                          #7
                          Originally posted by madawgz
                          i fucking pwned him, are you watching?
                          word...25/50 is far beyond my limit must be nice
                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                            • BusterBunny
                              perverted justice decoy
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 19291
                              #8
                              ps..my chat is banned or i'd heckle you there ;)
                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                • madawgz
                                  8.8.8.8
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 30509
                                  #9
                                  whats your fulltiltpoker account ID? ill transfer you some funds
                                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                    • BusterBunny
                                      perverted justice decoy
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 19291
                                      #10
                                      lol chuckmontana if you really wanna ;)

                                      you buy in full at that table?
                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                        • JD
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Sep 2003
                                          • 22651
                                          #11
                                          gj here's a cookie

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                                            • madawgz
                                              8.8.8.8
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 30509
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                              lol chuckmontana if you really wanna ;)

                                              you buy in full at that table?
                                              yeah, i went down to 2000$, then i made my way back up
                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                • madawgz
                                                  8.8.8.8
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 30509
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SPeRMiNaToR
                                                  gj here's a cookie

                                                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 19291
                                                      #14
                                                      eh what was that lol
                                                      Last edited by BusterBunny; 07-18-2007, 11:21 PM. Reason: pwned :P
                                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                        • madawgz
                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 30509
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                          eh what was that lol
                                                          thought i would get lucky, ill gain it back no problem
                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                            • madawgz
                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 30509
                                                              #16
                                                              going to smoke a cigarette be right back
                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                • Violetta
                                                                  Affiliate
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 28735
                                                                  #17
                                                                  damn... I wanna see this brilliant poker game too!
                                                                  M&A Queen

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                                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 19291
                                                                      #18
                                                                      word looked like a split for a second
                                                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                          • 30509
                                                                          #19
                                                                          fuck i missed the big bling, im gonna sit in next hand
                                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 30509
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Rockatansky
                                                                              damn... I wanna see this brilliant poker game too!
                                                                              its in fulltiltpoker .....25/50 room Coral Isle
                                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                • BusterBunny
                                                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                  • 19291
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  tell the moron posting that link in chat to either post the correct url or stfu
                                                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                    • madawgz
                                                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                      • 30509
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                                      tell the moron posting that link in chat to either post the correct url or stfu
                                                                                      i did
                                                                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                        • BusterBunny
                                                                                          perverted justice decoy
                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                          • 19291
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          lol thanks cant wait to get my chat back.....some dude was begging for $ and i told him i'd give him $5 for phonesex and they banned my ass
                                                                                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                              • 19291
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Hello,

                                                                                              It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat
                                                                                              privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an
                                                                                              environment in which they can play without being harassed or called
                                                                                              names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

                                                                                              chuckmontana (Observer): i will give you$5 for phonesex

                                                                                              We have revoked your chat privileges at this time for a period of one
                                                                                              month, after which time they may be reinstated upon your request. Any
                                                                                              attempt to circumvent this suspension may result in the permanent
                                                                                              closing of your account.

                                                                                              We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of
                                                                                              luck at the tables.

                                                                                              Regards,

                                                                                              Dan O
                                                                                              Full Tilt Poker Support
                                                                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                • BusterBunny
                                                                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                  • 19291
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  i will take the 702.40 to give you a nice even 5k
                                                                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                    • justFred
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                                      • 922
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      nice1

                                                                                                      god damn I can't wait to have money to throw around playing poker.
                                                                                                      Vote Bill Cosby 2012

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                                                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                                                          i will take the 702.40 to give you a nice even 5k
                                                                                                          im close to 6k, what ar you talking about
                                                                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                              • 19291
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              fine the 272.40 to even you at 6k will work :p
                                                                                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                • pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                  • 8452
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I was going to stop by your room but you're playing in the rooms a little too rich for my blood.

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                                                                                                                    • madawgz
                                                                                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                      • 30509
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                                                                      fine the 272.40 to even you at 6k will work :p
                                                                                                                      im going for 20k then ill quit for the night
                                                                                                                      TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                        • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                          perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                          • 19291
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          nice yo...
                                                                                                                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                              • 19291
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              zonkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
                                                                                                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 19291
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  stop it dude please
                                                                                                                                  Last edited by BusterBunny; 07-18-2007, 11:53 PM. Reason: i could play 3 years on that last bluff :(
                                                                                                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                    • pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 8452
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Oh balls, you just lost 7k in a matter of 20 seconds.

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                                                                                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          im feeling sick
                                                                                                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                              • 19291
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              shoulda banked at 11k and started back at 4 :p
                                                                                                                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                                • pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                                  • 8452
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                                                                                  im feeling sick
                                                                                                                                                  Please stop, you're making me cry.

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                                                                                                                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 19291
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      send me $ before you blow it all

                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                                                                      Please stop, you're making me cry.
                                                                                                                                                      no shit
                                                                                                                                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                                                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          down 8k...gotta get back up there!!! fuck
                                                                                                                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                                                            • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                              perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 19291
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              dude wtfffffffffffffffffff
                                                                                                                                                              my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                                                • pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                                                  • 8452
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  You lost 11k in 5 minutes

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                                                                                                                                                                    • starpimps
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                                                                                                                                      • 6954
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                                                                                                      down 8k...gotta get back up there!!! fuck
                                                                                                                                                                      hey just logged in and watch acouple hands, saw those two lost hands in a row
                                                                                                                                                                      sorry to see man

                                                                                                                                                                      i didnt think the guy woulda had KK either
                                                                                                                                                                      Teen Porn Models / Solo Girls

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                                                                                                                                                                        • starpimps
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                                                                                                                          • 6954
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          fulltilt
                                                                                                                                                                          Teen Porn Models / Solo Girls

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                                                                                                                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                                                                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                              • 30509
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              i guess this thread backfired on me........damn you gfy!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                                                  perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 19291
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  jesus dude you really shoulda sent me the 792.40 if you were just gonna give it all to them on stone cold bluff action
                                                                                                                                                                                  my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 8452
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Any of you guys up for a game? I'm not a high roller but will throw down a little coin.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • madawgz
                                                                                                                                                                                          8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 30509
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                                                                                                          Any of you guys up for a game? I'm not a high roller but will throw down a little coin.
                                                                                                                                                                                          im almost at my maximum deposit for the week

                                                                                                                                                                                          how much you want to play for?
                                                                                                                                                                                          TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • madawgz
                                                                                                                                                                                              8.8.8.8
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 30509
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                                                              jesus dude you really shoulda sent me the 792.40 if you were just gonna give it all to them on stone cold bluff action
                                                                                                                                                                                              seriously, i should have quit at 10,000$..., i cant believe i didnt
                                                                                                                                                                                              TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • pocketkangaroo
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 8452
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                                                                                                                                  im almost at my maximum deposit for the week

                                                                                                                                                                                                  how much you want to play for?
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Anything, sit-n-go, NL table, whatever. I'm not a big poker guy.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • BusterBunny
                                                                                                                                                                                                      perverted justice decoy
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 19291
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                                                                                                                                      seriously, i should have quit at 10,000$..., i cant believe i didnt
                                                                                                                                                                                                      was gonna tell you to bank it but i doubt you woulda listened so i said nada
                                                                                                                                                                                                      my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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