So I've been selected for jury duty!

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  • Funbrunette
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 4834

    #1

    So I've been selected for jury duty!

    Anyone have any ideas how to get out of it?!? Insanity maybe...The movie Jury duty with Pauly Shore comes to mind...lol
    Stephanie (Funbrunette)
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    ICQ: 155-713-409
  • tranza
    ICQ: 197-556-237
    • Jun 2003
    • 57559

    #2
    No idea, here's a bump for you....
    I'm just a newbie.

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    • Klen
      • Aug 2006
      • 32234

      #3
      What's wrong with it?

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      • Shok
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2001
        • 5611

        #4
        Jury duty is fucking awesome



        if your lucky it will be high profile and you can sell your story


        if it's small time, let it be known you are available for pay offs

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        • J. Falcon
          www.AdultCopywriters.com
          • May 2006
          • 31587

          #5
          Originally posted by KlenTelaris
          What's wrong with it?
          Well I'm assuming they're not always exciting cases like in the movies.
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          • Juicy D. Links
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            lolll i am also fucked i may postpone it week of July 30th i am on standby

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            • Dagwolf
              President of Canada
              • Sep 2003
              • 23141

              #7
              Tell them you work in porn. No way you'll get picked.
              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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              • Chris
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2003
                • 27880

                #8
                just make up some bullshit like you are biased
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                • Scootermuze
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 4513

                  #9
                  from my experience, the judge accepts very few excuses to get out of it..

                  But.. here are a few pointers..

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                  • Funbrunette
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2002
                    • 4834

                    #10
                    Originally posted by KlenTelaris
                    What's wrong with it?

                    The idea of being secluded with 12 strangers for an undetermined amount of time makes me kind of nervous.
                    Stephanie (Funbrunette)
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                    ICQ: 155-713-409

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                    • Casa Nova
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 2867

                      #11
                      That sucks big time... I wouldn't mind going on jury duty though, it would be a new experience.

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                      • Drake
                        Hello world!
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 12508

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Shok
                        Jury duty is fucking awesome



                        if your lucky it will be high profile and you can sell your story


                        if it's small time, let it be known you are available for pay offs
                        hahahaha

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                        • Scott McD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Funbrunette
                          Anyone have any ideas how to get out of it?!? Insanity maybe...The movie Jury duty with Pauly Shore comes to mind...lol

                          My girlfriend just got a note from her doctor saying she couldn't handle it, and managed to get out of it...


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                          • Shok
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 5611

                            #14
                            chances are you wont get picked anyway

                            everytime I go the room has like 150 people in it and they are wittling down to 12

                            when they ask dumb questions like....you think drugs SHOULD be illegal right?
                            say.....fuck no

                            Don't you think that DARE is a good thing.........fuck no

                            Police SHOULD have the right to pull over a car if he thinks it's carrying drugs.

                            say fuck no and I guarantee you will not get picked

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                            • Barefootsies
                              Choice is an Illusion
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 42635

                              #15
                              You don't have to make up shit. You do not need elaborate schemes, plots, fake injuries, dr notes, etc. You do not need to worry about it.

                              You most likely will not get picked anyways.

                              However they DO ask at some point in the selection process for 'unessesary hardship' type people. This includes those who are self employed and a one man show, or small office. As well as those with health conditions, transportation issues, and any number of other things.

                              You tell them you are self employed, and can't be out of the office for days/weeks at a time, etc. You are then dismissed.

                              Tada.

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