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Arsewithclass has models who claim he wont pay them. Read his pathetic excuse here http://www.gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17...&postcount=102Comment
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To be very honest I'm not sure about the quality of the image. I was wrong in not taking a monitor and the video camera was new to me.
What I tried to do was bring out the reality and emotion of the scene.
As Reggie will testify I'm a long way from being fully fit and physically functioning. The idea of being a full time shooter again for any money is now out of my head. I shot this as much to see where I was in my recovery ans whether I could achieve the same porn quality as I used to.
I think I achieved it. Could I of done better image quality, with a better camera, monitor, over head mike? Yes. Could I of achieved a better porn quality with all that?
Well it never was about the quality of your equipment. And always about how you use it.
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I was wondering how long the excuses about his health, having to use borrowed gear because his own is out of date etc would take to come out.
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What's your excuses then?
40+ and no decent career is pretty poor.
What will be your next career?
Would you like fries with that sir?
Just to help you.Comment
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For what, love?
You are the one that posts saying you are the best pornographer in the world and everyone else is an idiot. Someone called you on it. And paid you so we could all see quite how bad you are. That video is now being released. And everyone will laugh at you.
So, the point is, you are making excuses for making something you know "isn't good enough".
I make no such claims, I wasn't called out for bullshit, I didn't shoot a crap video that is going to get slated. So I don't NEED excuses like you about forgetting a monitor, mic, being ill, having to dry hire kit cos I don't have any etc.
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Getting to your age, not having a bank account and having to beg strangers for money is pretty pathetic
Getting to your age and being so broke that your business partner has to go out and get a real job to keep you in a third world country is pretty pathetic
Getting to your age and telling people you are making sales and you havn't even noticed you dont have working join links is pretty pathetic
I see a pattern here
Arsewithclass has models who claim he wont pay them. Read his pathetic excuse here http://www.gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17...&postcount=102Comment
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Why do you lie so much? You really do need to start telling the truth a little or people will think everything you say is a lie.
I have never ever claimed to be the best pornographer in the world, not the best photographer. So you must be smoking something strong if that's what you think I said. Or lying.
I never said everyone else is an idiot. I think you're an idiot loser for living in a rented one bed flat at your age, but that's not a thinking thing as you do. So it's a fact.
The someone who called me on it, knew the truth, I'm not as fit as I should be and no didn't keep buying new equipment while semi retired. As I went back and did a few jobs I suppose full retirement is a thing I enjoyed for a little while.
Fabian said "quality" what does he mean by that? As no one has seen it, you're just wrong on it being crap.
And really it doesn't matter if it's not good enough. It doesn't matter if I'm a crap shooter, it doesn't matter if every single other shooter on the Internet is miles better than me.
Because it all means fuck all.
I was shooting for a market that paid up to $2400 non exclusive for a solo girl set, that I could sell in the US, UK, EU, AU, Japan, then put onto the content store, then into a paysite and give to brokers. Which in the end could mean a solo girl set was worth 10, 15, 20 times what they were selling content for. Some were selling a solo girl set and video to ATK for $300 exclusive. Tops is $700 unless I'm mistaken. No other custom shooter, except Micheal Ancher was able to do that.
It's all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
And you lied about me having to hire. I was loaned the camera by a friend.
Why don't you and bjlover, is it Geezer same sort of moronic posts, can fly to Brno on Ryan Air and come to my house to see who is lying. You will have the opportunity of a lifetime to see the truth. I know it scares you.
As for your skills in marketing.
Any marketing man who shoots films that make him look stupid is stupid or doing a very good job at looking stupid. You do it over and over again, you don't even know when people ask for another edition, they're taking the piss out of you.
A drunken loser living in his hovel looking like a drunk stupid loser.
http://vimeo.com/13411050
A magic magician, who markets himself to weddings showing his day job is in porn.
www.damianjennings.com
What's your excuse for living in a dump. Making films that make you look like a loser and fucking up your own promotional site.Last edited by Paul Markham; 07-06-2011, 06:18 AM.Comment
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I live in a lovely 2 bedroom house in Arundel.
Please post proof that I live in a rented dump.
Word to the wise, Paul. Stop the personal attacks. Theo and Eric have already told you to once. I imagine they won't be so generous next time.
I know you are all het up because your film is finally going to come out and you are so scared that everyone will laugh at you, but too bad. Don't take out your insecurities on me man.
And as I said before, if you liked pornbeer, I'd stop doing it. You've not heard of digg, you've never seen diggnation, you just simply do not understand. Bless you.Last edited by DamianJ; 07-06-2011, 06:56 AM.Comment
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rather live in a "dump" than shake down a porn company for a few grand and deliver a substandard and unreleasable product.Comment
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Post proof or I say you're a liar. Do you rent or have you finally got onto the mortgage ladder? No one will believe you can afford a mortgage.
As for the warnings, never got them. Lying again.
I love pornbeer, it shows you at your best. The magic site is even better, how many wedding do you get, being an entertainer at porn shows?
As for the begging thread, take a read at the situation and the truth. You're a pretty low life to keep bringing that up. http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=8425...ht=eva+markham
I bring it up because of Eva's miraculous recovery, her fighting spirit and our love for each other. Shes a real fighter.
You twist lie and squirm trying to make it look like I'm broke because I was locked out of my own bank accounts at the worse period of my life. You and Bjlover can read it together and see how stupid you both are.Comment
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How can I post proof that you don't have any proof?
Really? Do you even read what you type? Or are you just shitting yourself about this video.
You are posting, repeatedly, that I live in a rented "dump". Post proof of this please.
Paul, you make it look like you're broke. You beg for money. You send your business partner out to work in a menial secretarial job. You refuse to post a picture of the huge house all your millions bought you. You are sitting there scanning 30 year old content to put on a site, despite claiming you're retired.
All I do is point out what you have posted. What you do is vicious personal attacks that are complete fabrications of the truth intended to harm me and my business.Comment
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So the next episode and all those after will be from your new home in Arundel. Does anyone believe you went from the rented dump in Brighton to something like this http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-...71D6B12D824C9B
No I think your videos are great. They make so many people chuckle.Really? Do you even read what you type? Or are you just shitting yourself about this video.
At best you lived in a rented dump. If you have moved, the idea you got enough money together to put down a deposit on a 2 bed house in Arundel is laughable. A self employed marketing man in the online porn business getting a mortgage.You are posting, repeatedly, that I live in a rented "dump". Post proof of this please.
Just worked it out.
http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/1632620
http://articles.baltimoresun.com/201...ld-zoning-bill
http://www.housingcare.org/housing-c...n-england.aspx
Should of thought of council housing.
I don't beg for money so post proof or stop lying.Paul, you make it look like you're broke. You beg for money. You send your business partner out to work in a menial secretarial job. You refuse to post a picture of the huge house all your millions bought you. You are sitting there scanning 30 year old content to put on a site, despite claiming you're retired.
Eva doesn't have a menial secretarial job. She's a person who speaks very good English, skilled at talking to people and actually from what I gather quite happy and well thought of in her job. She works because she wants to, she's not the kind of woman suited to doing housework. You dreamed up the idea she HAS to work. So you're a liar.
Yes I'm scanning old negatives to update www.astral-blue.com. should I not update the site and can I justify not scanning them myself, when I do so little?
I never said I live in a big house. Again you lie.
More lies. What you do are vicious personal attacks, posts trying to harm my business, making out I'm a pedophile and for some reason get away with it.All I do is point out what you have posted. What you do is vicious personal attacks that are complete fabrications of the truth intended to harm me and my business.
http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18162428&postcount=475 Eva was not bought and an attack on my content
Making out I'm a pedophile. http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18152523&postcount=55
http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18122407&postcount=231 attacking Eva and a personal attack.
http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17914848&postcount=1 shooting in the pub now.
And the biggest lies of all, that he knows are lies and now I can ram them down his throat as lies. Still more personal attacks though.
http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17873308&postcount=75
Gloves off, you pussy.
http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17423817&postcount=136
Can't even make up your mind if it's my assistant or my make up artist.
http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18119790&postcount=189 more lies.
Please post the reason I left the UK."Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them."
"I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you."
Damian even your own posts prove you're a liar. I can post links proving you're a liar.
As for being a loser, well I have never seen anything that says otherwise.
As for living in a rented flat, you admit to that.
You have never shown any proof that you live anywhere else, but you did suddenly stop shooting in your rented flat when I pointed out it was a dump. IMO it was. You don't shoot anywhere but other peoples places or pubs now, too ashamed to show where you are living?
If you really want pictures of my house, come here and take them for yourself.Last edited by Paul Markham; 07-06-2011, 08:52 AM.Comment
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Imagine the constructive things you could have done with the 30 minutes it took you to put that together.
I love how I can STILL annoy you *this* much.
Paul, love, it's THE INTERNET. It's not the real world. And this is GFY, FFS.
Put the keyboard down and go and walk your puppy, play with your daughter, help your wife make dinner, scan some more old porn, whatever. Just really, calm down. You'll give yourself a heart attack getting this het up!
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I don't get het up teasing you with the truth. I love it.
I've faced real turmoil in the last 3 years and you're not close to getting at me. Deflate your ego a touch.
Took the puppy for a run, I was on a bike, Eva on her roller blades and our daughter on her bike. Dog had to be carried the last 200 meters home, he just lay down and refused to move.
He's in the garden now chasing his tail and barking at it. Crazy animal.
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Looking forward to the video....
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mods change title to "It's harder to be a clueless old man today than it was back in the old days." thanks.Comment
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lol paul go watch the czech price is right or something ...Comment
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It will be interesting what they review. The quality of the images, definition, crispness of the video, lighting or anything about the actual porn content in the scene,
Getting the first things right are simple, takes a little practice and the right equipment. Constructing a porn scene, getting a girl to really perform and put her heart into it, and make a "porn" scene is tough and takes a certain type of personality, skills and experience.
But they are the things that get dicks hard today. People don't want amateur, reality, Ex GF because of the images they see. It's because of the scene they imagine.Comment
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getting a girl to really perform and put her heart into it, and make a "porn" scene is tough and takes a certain type of personality, skills and experience.
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And the poor girl got less than $500 and you $2,500 !Comment
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When I owned my own content company and shot all the content for it...I never payed a girl more than $200 for a solo scene. I paid them $500 for hardcore.
That was on the East Coast of the U.S. (I shot only amateur girls in the Carolinas, Georgia, and Florida). The girls in LA were already being paid a lot.
So if I had shot that scene, I would have only paid her $200...unless she sucked my cock too (I would have thrown in an extra $50) lol-Robbie
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I have no clue about Paul's past work... but this thread has built my anticipation too over this video shoot... did i miss the review somewhere?Comment
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See the master in action. Oh how all you other pornographers should learn from a proven expert like Pauliepoos:
http://www.youjizz.com/videos/paul-m...me-183889.htmlComment
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gee i wish i could make $3000
id buy like a gold house or something!
actually just for the effort of posting the amount of rambling text you have in this thread id charge more than $3kComment
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yes the ancient old genius didn't take into account the many hours of typing labor it took to land this gig, or the electric bill, equipment depreciation, or his slave labor (the assistants/wife/etc) -- or were they paid a %?
a shoot costs more than just paying the model. a cocky clueless old fuck wouldn't know that tho...
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Then why do so many produce such bad porn?
It takes a ton more things than what you think and trying to tell you is pointless.
It's about controlling the models more than anything.Comment
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How stupid are you?
The offer was made on page 3 or was it 2.
I know what a shoot costs more than you will ever imagine. Which is why I told people who wanted me to shoot for $300 to $500 a solo girl scene to go jump in a lake. Others who run a cut price operation could squeeze a living out of it.
Any way cost is irrelevant. It's the value of the work when selling that matters. We were selling scenes for 10 times what most custom shooters were getting.
Stop being a dick head and go try to sell to some newbie Ma & Pa operations your services.Comment
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Thank you for the link Damian. It shows how good we were.
A days work.
2 BG scenes in a day, sales of well over $20,000 and we still own the content. Yes while other custom shooters were begging for peanuts to shoot work they wouldn't own we were doing this.
And a scene we shot in SD in March 2003 is still getting 4.5/5 stars on a porn tube.
Not bad for a video we shot as an add on to the set, which was the main earner.
Get to work punching the keyboard writing your spam. You have the rent to pay.
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So, are you lying here when you said you think it was good, or were you lying before when you said it was not very good and Eva shot it?
It's so hard to keep track of your lying, isn't it? Maybe you should get a notebook and scribble down what you said to whom about what to save you embarrassing yourself like this again?
Can you post *anything* here without it being a lie?
And if you really that *that* is good, I can't fucking wait to see the film you "shot" for Brazzers.Last edited by DamianJ; 07-08-2011, 01:53 AM.Comment
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Where did I say Eva shot it?
Where did I say Eva shot it and it was not very good?
But you're too stupid to see the real point. Good, great, bad, medium. All don't give a flying fuck. You're a marketing man you should know what it's about.
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Each of those sets, sets or video and sets. Sold well over 100 times online. go do the maths.
Same with the Brazzers film. Who cares if it's good or bad? We earned more in an afternoon than you earn in a week or even a fortnight. Maybe it was because of my marketing on GFY.
And who cares if our work was good or bad in the early years? We earned more for shooting a set than all the "bro" custom shooters did. Not once, but consistently. We're either good shooters or good businessmen.
You don't even know how to market yourself as a success on GFY.
1. Don't post videos that show your broke.
2. Don't post videos that show your a drunk.
3. Don't post videos that show your a fool.
4. Don't post videos with your a drunk foolish mate.
5. Don't keep posting them showing you don't realise the above matters. It's called marketing. LOL
6. Don't post a video of you doing magic at a porn show in an attempt to get people to hire you for their weddings.
Market your services as if you're good, know what you're doing, professional.
For shooters it's different. All that matters is the product and ours sold and sold well.Last edited by Paul Markham; 07-08-2011, 02:10 AM.Comment
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Here Paul, you liar.
http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17947106&postcount=225
I do love it when you don't remember your own lies though.
Maybe I could start a service for you where I track all your lies in a little database and you can check it now and again when you get confused in all the lies you tell.
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Oh I know. You have posted ranting insulting tirades against Fabien, calling him all sorts of names, saying he has personally ruined the industry, is a pirate, etc etc.
Then something happened and you put your wife out to work doing filing and answering the phone and you have to accept money from someone you seem to hate. Despite being ill, despite being retired, you simply just needed the $$$$.
How dreadfully sad to be in such a state of affairs at your age.
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One thousand, three hundred and fiddy people waiting to see the MasterclassComment
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