A guy comes home from work and finds his wife...

**jigg** · 07-06-2011, 03:09 AM

funny

**Phoenix** · 07-06-2011, 03:48 AM

nice one..lol

**Harmon** · 07-06-2011, 03:52 AM

**Sid70** · 07-06-2011, 03:57 AM

Love it. Bitches always think they are Queens.

**buildingfutures** · 07-06-2011, 03:59 AM

Hahah, thanks for posting

**adultchatpay** · 07-06-2011, 04:04 AM

that's a good one. lol

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**loreen** · 07-06-2011, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by Sid70

Love it. Bitches always think they are Queens.

It's better than thinking they are trash.
I guess.

**TRe$yNFuL** · 07-06-2011, 05:17 AM

Hahahahahahaha, sweet!

**woj** · 07-06-2011, 05:24 AM

**marlboroack** · 07-06-2011, 05:27 AM

LOL, now that was pretty funny.

**GregE** · 07-06-2011, 08:34 AM

That was good.

**Rochard** · 07-06-2011, 08:40 AM

LOL... Made me laugh all right!

**Chosen** · 07-06-2011, 08:58 AM

LoL

**96ukssob** · 07-06-2011, 09:10 AM

good joke

**JayDeeZee** · 07-06-2011, 09:17 AM

LOL - That was a good one!

**drmadcat** · 07-06-2011, 09:19 AM

liked it

**19teenporn** · 07-06-2011, 09:24 AM

Lmao, good one...

**Spunky** · 07-06-2011, 09:27 AM

I laugh at the funny joke

**stach14** · 07-06-2011, 09:58 AM

Very sweet and funny

**michael.kickass** · 07-06-2011, 10:26 AM

**facialfreak** · 07-06-2011, 10:37 AM

A guy comes home to find his wife in the kitchen watching a cooking show on TV ...

"What are you doing?!?" he exclaims, "You can't cook!"

To which she replied, "You watch porn, don't you???"

**TondaB** · 07-06-2011, 10:40 AM

Good for a little laugh;) Thanks!

**NoWhErE** · 07-06-2011, 10:56 AM

Thats from a Maxim Magazine back in 2004ish. Well thats where I first saw the joke anyhow

Its an oldie but a goodie.

**MrMaxwell** · 07-06-2011, 11:23 AM

That's hilarious.. and it's so normal in the states that men are hopelessly tied to frigid horrible women who only please their men 1-10 times per year and they think they're "lucky" when it happens

So so sad

Men need to wake up... if that woman really gives a fuck about you, she'll please you or understand when you have someone else do it

And it is SO true - the women with the most human value think the least of themselves - the most beautiful accomplished aggressive sweet loving talented women I have ever had didn't even know how amazing they were

**CurrentlySober** · 07-06-2011, 11:29 AM

I actually did LOL...

**WarChild** · 07-06-2011, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by MrMaxwell

...the most beautiful accomplished aggressive sweet loving talented women I have ever had didn't even know how amazing they were

Let's be honest. The most accomplished, aggresive and talented women you have ever known were working part-time at McDonalds to pay off their junior college student loans for that hairdressing "degree" that never worked out.

**2intense** · 07-06-2011, 11:40 AM

**HomerSimpson** · 07-06-2011, 11:55 AM

yep old one....

**martinsc** · 07-06-2011, 12:03 PM

**JamesChoopa** · 07-06-2011, 12:12 PM

It may be old but it's still funny... Thanks!

**waltgator** · 07-06-2011, 12:17 PM

good one!

**MrMaxwell** · 07-06-2011, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

Let's be honest. The most accomplished, aggresive and talented women you have ever known were working part-time at McDonalds to pay off their junior college student loans for that hairdressing "degree" that never worked out.

You would be surprised and confused at the high caliber of women I have kept company with.

"She's not out of my league if she's seeing me."

**livexxx** · 07-06-2011, 04:05 PM

I came home from work and found my wife. thats it, I just found her still here.

**gmr324** · 07-07-2011, 04:56 AM

perfect comeback / classic joke

**Adwank Pro** · 07-07-2011, 05:06 AM

Haha

Funny...
i know some girls around here, who can be a millionaire haha but they don't.

**John.** · 07-07-2011, 05:17 AM

hadnt heard it before, very good

**loreen** · 07-07-2011, 05:25 AM

Originally posted by MrMaxwell

she'll please you

She'll please you? It's like women hate fucking and they only do it to please you

Right.
Ask the neighbor

**seeandsee** · 07-07-2011, 05:34 AM

hehehehehe good joke man

**MrMaxwell** · 07-07-2011, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by loreen

She'll please you? It's like women hate fucking and they only do it to please you

Right.
Ask the neighbor

Talking about blowjobs. Most women in the states stop doing them for their men and get away with it. You are right though, I have heard many men say that their wives think sex is a FAVOR they're doing for their men. The women I've known always want it all of the time do it to me now now now - I can't imagine being with a frigid bitch who DOESN'T want sex. I always think, well, if a man is good at fucking, he's doing HER the favor.

**Elli** · 07-07-2011, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by MrMaxwell

Talking about blowjobs. Most women in the states stop doing them for their men and get away with it. You are right though, I have heard many men say that their wives think sex is a FAVOR they're doing for their men. The women I've known always want it all of the time do it to me now now now - I can't imagine being with a frigid bitch who DOESN'T want sex. I always think, well, if a man is good at fucking, he's doing HER the favor.

If sex is a favour to HIM, then he's doing it wrong.

**WarChild** · 07-07-2011, 10:26 AM

Originally posted by Elli

If sex is a favour to HIM, then he's doing it wrong.

Reminds me of ancient wisdom passed down from generation to generation:

Father: Son how do you please a woman?
Son: Who cares?
Father: Exactly, son.

**TheSquealer** · 07-07-2011, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by MrMaxwell

You would be surprised and confused at the high caliber of women I have kept company with.

"She's not out of my league if she's seeing me."

Doesn't count when they're crying, drunk or wanting a credit card number.

**cooldude7** · 07-07-2011, 10:33 AM

i lol'd

anyways , idk about others , but my gf is very cock hungry, as soon as she comes , she tries to suck my cock.....
but then again she only comes 2-4 times a month, she has husband.

**mamaliga** · 07-07-2011, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by facialfreak

A guy comes home to find his wife in the kitchen watching a cooking show on TV ...

"What are you doing?!?" he exclaims, "You can't cook!"

To which she replied, "You watch porn, don't you???"

JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAAAAAAA
I spit the coke on the keyboard

**Freaky_Akula** · 07-07-2011, 12:04 PM

**Double trouble** · 07-07-2011, 12:51 PM

.

Originally posted by Elli

If sex is a favour to HIM, then he's doing it wrong.

**thickcash_amo** · 07-07-2011, 01:16 PM

haha that was funny

**just a punk** · 07-07-2011, 01:30 PM

BTW Whores in Vegas are much cheaper

**officemike** · 07-07-2011, 01:53 PM

still funny!

A guy comes home from work and finds his wife...

A guy comes home from work and finds his wife...

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