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  • harvey
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 9266
    #1

    Need advise on my new pet (pic) :(

    So I bought this new pet with the promise it would be always cheerful and ready to play as long as it's taken care of with massages, caressing and maybe some soft mild strokes, but it seems I don't know how to take care of it and it looks kinda sad and down. I asked my wife since she has more expertise on the subject, but nothing, still looking like you can see in the pic. Any advice?



    I'd like my pet to look like this guy's one, no wonder he looks so proud and happy!

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    • aztecboi2003
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      • Aug 2006
      • 1155
      #2
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          • Jul 2004
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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151
              #4
              Damn, they're not black either .....

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                • harvey
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 9266
                  #5
                  I bought it from Juicy, maybe it's just stressed and old
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                    • beerptrol
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                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12722
                      #6
                      Probably needs some Viagra. I'm sure Sally Rand can give you some of his, as it did wonders for his man clit

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                        • spazlabz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 6548
                          #7
                          stroke it a few times and it will be right as rain

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                            • Spunky
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                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978
                              #8
                              The chicks will dig it

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                                • CaptainHowdy
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                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94022
                                  #9

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                                    • seeandsee
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                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 50945
                                      #10
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                                        • djroof
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                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 25503
                                          #11
                                          wtf??? new gremlin?

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                                            • John-ACWM
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                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 20060
                                              #12
                                              Strange fellow.

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                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 63151
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by spazlabz
                                                  stroke it a few times and it will be right as rain
                                                  What he said

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                                                    • L-Pink
                                                      working on my tan
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 39151
                                                      #14
                                                      Name him slinky.

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                                                        • ajrocks
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                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 4526
                                                          #15
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                                                            • cooldude7
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                                                              • Nov 2009
                                                              • 4306
                                                              #16
                                                              wtf is that ???

                                                              never seen one b4.,

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                                                                • MediaGuy
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                                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                                  • 5500
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Failed pets make great meals. You've got a feast on your hands.

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                                                                      • Jun 2005
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                                                                              • Oct 2004
                                                                              • 26181
                                                                              #20
                                                                              why would you buy a 100 year old pet?
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