The Return of the LIVING DEAD... (1985)

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38944

    #1

    The Return of the LIVING DEAD... (1985)

    Best spoofy horror EVER?

    Discuss


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  • Caligari
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    • Oct 2009
    • 5414

    #2
    i would rate it as one of the great horror comedies of all time and return of the living dead 2 as one of the worst. they really screwed the pooch on the sequel.
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    • Brujah
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      • Jan 2001
      • 22157

      #3
      I want to watch it, but I can't afford to rent it.

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38944

        #4
        Originally posted by Brujah
        I want to watch it, but I can't afford to rent it.
        Fully understand and sympathise...

        Easy solution?

        Move to the UK, and get 'SKY TV'...

        They show it a lot in HD !

        ITS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!


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        • CurrentlySober
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          • Aug 2002
          • 38944

          #5
          Originally posted by Caligari
          i would rate it as one of the great horror comedies of all time and return of the living dead 2 as one of the worst. they really screwed the pooch on the sequel.
          I cant fault a word you said !

          Total agreement 100%


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          • Caligari
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            • Oct 2009
            • 5414

            #6
            i mean look at the people involved with the film-
            written by dan o'bannon...fuck yes, wrote Alien, Darkstar etc.
            starring Clu Gulager, James Karen and Don Calfa in a comedy acting tour de force only rivaled by Hal Holbrook, Leslie Nielson and Fritz Weaver in Romero's Creepshow.

            i met O'bannon at a party once in the 80's in L.A. and accused him of ripping off Alien from It! The Terror From Beyond Space (which he was sued for but he won) and he wasn't very pleased i mentioned it.
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            • Caligari
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              • Oct 2009
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              #7
              and of course Linea Quigley, what a hot fucking babe
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              • CurrentlySober
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                • Aug 2002
                • 38944

                #8
                Do you ever fantasise? about being killed>? Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dieing? You know... and wonder like... What would be the most HORRIBLE WAY TO DIE...
                Linea Quigley


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                • CyberHustler
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                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28750

                  #9
                  My favorite 80's comedy horror... Part 2 was good too with the fuckin' zombies smoking joints and shit, lol.
                  Last edited by CyberHustler; 06-30-2011, 12:05 PM.
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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38944

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Caligari
                    and of course Linea Quigley, what a hot fucking babe



                    Here she is off of MY TV right now!!!


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                    • Caligari
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 5414

                      #11
                      that is probably the hottest punk-goth scene ever, she really gets into it my only complaint is it should have been longer! not to mention the soundtrack with The Cramps, 45 Grave etc is really great.
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                      • candyflip
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 43069

                        #12
                        I have a copy of it on VHS somewhere in the attic, but no VHS player to watch it on.

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                        • Caligari
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                          • Oct 2009
                          • 5414

                          #13
                          jesus look at that ass!
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                          • RuthB
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                            • May 2005
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                            #14
                            I disagree and I vote

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                            • GatorB
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                              • Oct 2001
                              • 18208

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Brujah
                              I want to watch it, but I can't afford to rent it.
                              It's on Netflix streaming

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                              • Caligari
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                                • Oct 2009
                                • 5414

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RuthB
                                I disagree and I vote

                                Army of Darkness FTW!!!

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                                better? i don't know, but would have to put the evil dead films way up there as well, the 2nd and 3rd anyway.
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                                • RuthB
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                                  • May 2005
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Caligari
                                  better? i don't know, but would have to put the evil dead films way up there as well, the 2nd and 3rd anyway.
                                  yeah they just don't make horrors and horror spoofs like they used to *sigh*
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                                  • candyflip
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                                    • Jul 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RuthB
                                    yeah they just don't make horrors and horror spoofs like they used to *sigh*
                                    Yes they do, you just don't see them in the theaters or at your local Blockbuster.

                                    You have to go looking for them, but not usually too hard.

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                                    • ShellyCrash
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                                      • Jun 2004
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                                      #19
                                      I fucking love this movie, one of my all time faves.

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                                      • ShellyCrash
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                                        #20

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                                        • RuthB
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                                          • May 2005
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                          Yes they do, you just don't see them in the theaters or at your local Blockbuster.

                                          You have to go looking for them, but not usually too hard.

                                          http://www.troma.com
                                          Thanks for the link, I'll check it out
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                                          • Meloman
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                                            • Jul 2001
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                                            #22
                                            I remember seeing it when i was like 10 and it scared the crap out of me giving me nightmare for days.

                                            Then i say when i got older, laughed my ass off and can't understand what was so scary the 1st time, lol

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                                            • AnimeFevers
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                                              • Apr 2009
                                              • 3566

                                              #23
                                              The part when that zombie with the funny eyes says "BRAINSSSS!!" always makes me laugh lol
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                                              • AnimeFevers
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Meloman
                                                I remember seeing it when i was like 10 and it scared the crap out of me giving me nightmare for days.

                                                Then i say when i got older, laughed my ass off and can't understand what was so scary the 1st time, lol
                                                lol exactly the same as me, dunno why it scared the hell out of me when I was a kid.
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                                                • Meloman
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                                                  • Jul 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AnimeFevers
                                                  The part when that zombie with the funny eyes says "BRAINSSSS!!" always makes me laugh lol
                                                  The zombie lady that was cut in half tied to the table going 'brains, brains, brains, brains" always has me laughing.

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                                                  • AnimeFevers
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Meloman
                                                    The zombie lady that was cut in half tied to the table going 'brains, brains, brains, brains" always has me laughing.
                                                    When I was little that really freaked me out lol
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                                                    • NaughtyVisions
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Caligari
                                                      i would rate it as one of the great horror comedies of all time and return of the living dead 2 as one of the worst. they really screwed the pooch on the sequel.
                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                      I cant fault a word you said !

                                                      Total agreement 100%
                                                      Oh come on. If it weren't for Part II, we wouldn't have this:




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                                                      • 2MuchMark
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                                                        • Aug 2004
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                                                        #28
                                                        I loved The Return of the Living Dead. Great movie!

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                                                        • CurrentlySober
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                                                          • Aug 2002
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • Chosen
                                                            • Aug 2001
                                                            • 63151

                                                            #30
                                                            Horror movies suck...

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