I don't think my life can get any more odd: So I met this girl tonight.

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  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #1

    I don't think my life can get any more odd: So I met this girl tonight.

    I swear to God I'm not making a word of this up. This is some fucked up shit right here. I'm screwed.



    She's 24, her name is Michelle, shes a brunette with LONG ass hair and her face melts me. She's got these fucking shiny ass emerald green eyes that just suck the will right out of my head.

    She's also 9 months pregnant and she's due to pop literally ANY second. Her Husband was killed in Iraq 7 months ago. I checked on it when I got home tonight and she's for real. The kid will be a girl btw.

    So I brought her home, fed her (you know how pregnant chicks are), tucked her into my bed and tossed a blanket and some pillows on my couch since thats where Imma sleep tonight like the Gentleman I am.

    I then sat down and read through the 5 pages of notes we wrote to each other in the notebook she carries with her. She carries that around with her because shes deaf. Like stone deaf.


    I have only been able to honestly say this ONCE in my life before: I'm smitten. Open mouth, insert hook. She's fucking beautiful and I'm owned.
  • Chris
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2003
    • 27880

    #2
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    • modF
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 1888

      #3
      umm. Good luck with that one. I don't think it could get anymore weird unless she hopped into your place on her one leg.

      I do things
      skype:themodF

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      • jimthefiend
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 18889

        #4
        JimtheFiend (1:19:52 AM): i KNOW
        but i doubt i will
        JimtheFiend (1:19:53 AM): lol

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714

          #5
          Sounds to me like you found the perfect woman:
          One that doesn't have to listen to your shit all the time.

          Congrats man.

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          • jimthefiend
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 18889

            #6
            Originally posted by modF
            umm. Good luck with that one. I don't think it could get anymore weird unless she hopped into your place on her one leg.
            I know. I know. I know.

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            • jimthefiend
              So Fucking Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 18889

              #7
              Originally posted by BoyAlley
              Sounds to me like you found the perfect woman: One that doesn't have to listen to your shit all the time.

              Congrats man.
              She's fucking beautiful dude.

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              • BoyAlley
                So Fucking Gay
                • Nov 2004
                • 19714

                #8
                Results 1 - 10 of about 236,000 for pregnant deaf widow. (0.07 seconds)

                Hrm, actually pretty common.......

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                • jonesonyou
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 3853

                  #9
                  So banned for making up stories. J/k Well, post a pic. Not that you would do that because you are gentleman. Well keep us posted. If she is the one for you go for it.

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                  • BoyAlley
                    So Fucking Gay
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 19714

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jonesonyou
                    Well, post a pic. Not that you would do that because you are gentleman.

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                    • Profits of Doom
                      Monster Rain
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 4978

                      #11
                      Aren't you married? Either way, I have a slight pregnant chick fetish, but I'm a pretty sick fuck...
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                      • jimthefiend
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 18889

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Profits of Doom
                        Aren't you married? Either way, I have a slight pregnant chick fetish, but I'm a pretty sick fuck...
                        I did get remarried briefly a couple of years ago but I had to divorce her because she was from England and it started to manifest itself. Talk about drama.

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                        • modF
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 1888

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jimthefiend
                          I did get remarried briefly a couple of years ago but I had to divorce her because she was from England and it started to manifest itself. Talk about drama.
                          You didn't dump her tea into the sink when she started ragging on you for drinking coffee did you?

                          I do things
                          skype:themodF

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                          • jimthefiend
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 18889

                            #14
                            Originally posted by modF
                            You didn't dump her tea into the sink when she started ragging on you for drinking coffee did you?
                            Not at all.
                            Last edited by Ice; 07-16-2007, 07:24 AM.

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                            • jimthefiend
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 18889

                              #15
                              Also, this pregnant deaf woman has better communication skills than the last 8 bitches I've dated combined.

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                              • Daruma
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 3494

                                #16
                                this thread is completely worthless without PICS

                                RIP TD

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                                • JaneB

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                  I swear to God I'm not making a word of this up. This is some fucked up shit right here. I'm screwed.



                                  She's 24, her name is Michelle, shes a brunette with LONG ass hair and her face melts me. She's got these fucking shiny ass emerald green eyes that just suck the will right out of my head.

                                  She's also 9 months pregnant and she's due to pop literally ANY second. Her Husband was killed in Iraq 7 months ago. I checked on it when I got home tonight and she's for real. The kid will be a girl btw.

                                  So I brought her home, fed her (you know how pregnant chicks are), tucked her into my bed and tossed a blanket and some pillows on my couch since thats where Imma sleep tonight like the Gentleman I am.

                                  I then sat down and read through the 5 pages of notes we wrote to each other in the notebook she carries with her. She carries that around with her because shes deaf. Like stone deaf.


                                  I have only been able to honestly say this ONCE in my life before: I'm smitten. Open mouth, insert hook. She's fucking beautiful and I'm owned.


                                  Good luck Jim. She sounds like a nice lady. That sucks about her husband though. I am sure that had to be hard on her to lose him and be pregnant as well. Most men do not have the guts to date a pregnant woman. Hope it works out for you.

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