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What to do with a neighbor who is drunk and screaming?

07-14-2007, 02:08 PM

This fucking moron is already plastered and screaming "shut up" over and over again...

It's only 6pm....

What do I do? Call the cops? Get the pellet gun? Throw some eggs? Yell back at him?

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07-14-2007, 02:15 PM

If it's one of those gad damn domestic disturbances I'd call the oink patrol on them.

If it's just an idiot being drunk and loud I'd shut the windows on that side of the house and wait until later. If it's still going on after 9 pm --- call the oinkers.

But I'd be tempted to go out and tell him to take his own advice and shut the fuck up. And a followup bitchslap if he got mouthy after that.

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07-14-2007, 02:16 PM

Go tell him to cool it or you will call the cops.
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07-14-2007, 02:16 PM

move to a better neighborhood?

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07-14-2007, 02:16 PM

If I hear him beating his wife... Ill call 911 right away...

But he is just on his porch.... screaming "shuuuuuuuuuuuuuut upppppppppppp"

funny as shit... his wife says, no you shut up... and he goes... "No you...." He sounds like a 2 year old....
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07-14-2007, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by woj

move to a better neighborhood?

Negative... I am in the best neighborhood around... I just have a drunk neighbor....
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07-14-2007, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by Headless

This fucking moron is already plastered and screaming "shut up" over and over again...

It's only 6pm....

What do I do? Call the cops? Get the pellet gun? Throw some eggs? Yell back at him?

??????????????????

kick his ass.

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07-14-2007, 02:22 PM

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Take a shit on your porch. I bet that will stop him.

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07-14-2007, 02:35 PM

This is what you give loud drunks.
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07-14-2007, 02:35 PM

paintball gun for the win
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07-14-2007, 02:45 PM

I like ths hit on porch idea and paintball idea
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07-14-2007, 02:52 PM

Let me guess, he's black?

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07-14-2007, 02:55 PM

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07-14-2007, 02:55 PM

Go out there with a couple beers and offer him one. Drink a beer with him and ask if he could keep it down a bit.

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07-14-2007, 03:05 PM

Have some fun with him instead of being pissed.

Everytime he yells shut up - Clap loudly and yell "HURRY UP AND BUY" after about the 4th - 5th yelling this back break out to the closest pay phone and send a cab to his house - tell the cab company that your "friend" has had too much to drink and needs a ride ... Even if he says no.

10 minutes after the cab leaves (with or without him) .... hit the same payphone and send chinese take out to his place and a pizza from somewhere else ...

Buy the time the Chinese take out guy is done working out on him for a false order and ensuing argument - The pizza guy should be there to work out on him next until the neighbor is nearly insane not knowing where the food is coming from or the cabs.....

Post pizza guy leaving break out for Trip 3 to the phone and ONLY if you have 2 cab companies in your area - Fire off another cab to him that he's hammered and needs to get to the local airport.

At this point its cost you about $1.00 - $2.00 or so in quarters and he'll be inside his house hiding in a closet in silence not knowing who is coming next to rattle HIS cage.

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07-14-2007, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield

Have some fun with him instead of being pissed.

Everytime he yells shut up - Clap loudly and yell "HURRY UP AND BUY" after about the 4th - 5th yelling this back break out to the closest pay phone and send a cab to his house - tell the cab company that your "friend" has had too much to drink and needs a ride ... Even if he says no.

10 minutes after the cab leaves (with or without him) .... hit the same payphone and send chinese take out to his place and a pizza from somewhere else ...

Buy the time the Chinese take out guy is done working out on him for a false order and ensuing argument - The pizza guy should be there to work out on him next until the neighbor is nearly insane not knowing where the food is coming from or the cabs.....

Post pizza guy leaving break out for Trip 3 to the phone and ONLY if you have 2 cab companies in your area - Fire off another cab to him that he's hammered and needs to get to the local airport.

At this point its cost you about $1.00 - $2.00 or so in quarters and he'll be inside his house hiding in a closet in silence not knowing who is coming next to rattle HIS cage.

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07-14-2007, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield

Have some fun with him instead of being pissed.

Everytime he yells shut up - Clap loudly and yell "HURRY UP AND BUY" after about the 4th - 5th yelling this back break out to the closest pay phone and send a cab to his house - tell the cab company that your "friend" has had too much to drink and needs a ride ... Even if he says no.

10 minutes after the cab leaves (with or without him) .... hit the same payphone and send chinese take out to his place and a pizza from somewhere else ...

Buy the time the Chinese take out guy is done working out on him for a false order and ensuing argument - The pizza guy should be there to work out on him next until the neighbor is nearly insane not knowing where the food is coming from or the cabs.....

Post pizza guy leaving break out for Trip 3 to the phone and ONLY if you have 2 cab companies in your area - Fire off another cab to him that he's hammered and needs to get to the local airport.

At this point its cost you about $1.00 - $2.00 or so in quarters and he'll be inside his house hiding in a closet in silence not knowing who is coming next to rattle HIS cage.

Great plan there, and I might even use it in the future if this type of crap ever happens in my area... but for this evening it just feels like too much work, too time-consuming.

I'm thinking more old school, like ringing his doorbell and leaving a burning bag of shit on his step.

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07-14-2007, 03:56 PM

Give him some redbull so he doesn't pass out!
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07-14-2007, 06:50 PM

Spring driven bb gun has always been a great friend of mine. Stings like hell, but doesn't penetrate. Should be fun watching him figure out WTF is going on.
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07-14-2007, 06:56 PM

Heroin or some hard drugs so he sleep

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07-14-2007, 10:43 PM

buy a good gun
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07-14-2007, 10:43 PM

record it and play it back to him tomorrow morning during his hangover!
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07-14-2007, 11:10 PM

Call the cops
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