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  • garce
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 7103
    #51
    Nice cut and paste. Now, post the same story in your own words.

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      • NetHorse
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2006
        • 3526
        #52
        Originally posted by SleazyDream
        It started a couple days ago. I often work late and I hear some noise
        Sleep deprivation

        Originally posted by SleazyDream
        Oh well, I shrugged and headed back inside but looking up, as I often do cause I like looking at the stars, i saw what might have been a shooting star. At least at first. I was happy to see it, and it had a tail behind it too, a rare site. Until suddenly it made a right angle turn and headed up into the sky further till it disappeared. I had never seen that before and it made me think i had just seen a UFO.
        makes you

        Originally posted by SleazyDream
        Actually some of this is still a little foggy in my memory, but I know I blacked out and then woke up standing up in my front yard. I'd like to say i was missing time, but I didn't check the time when I went out and when i came back in it seemed to be about right, as if I didn't miss any time or the like. Somehow I knew I had been out for a few hours or more though. Weird feeling.
        hallucinate and lose track of time;

        Originally posted by SleazyDream
        I felt like a weirdo scratching my ass, and I needed to scratch it all over the hole and such. It got so bad I started to wonder if this is how it feels to be gay, so I looked at some gay porn.
        it's also known turn straight-men into homosexuals.

        Originally posted by SleazyDream
        Now this might all seem weird, but tonight as I'm typing this, I know I'm not at home.
        No, no, it's not weird at all. You're in another dimension, it happens all the time.

        Have a drink, a big meal and a long sleep. Wake up tomorrow and plan to go somewhere with the wife, girlfriend, hooker, boyfriend, juicy, w/e for 3-4 days. You need a vacation.

        When you return home, buy a glock. If after you've had time to recollect yourself and a head still pops out of your bush onto your window, blow it's fucking brains away.

        If you're strapped for cash you can pickup one of these for less than a glock.



        Reliable and will never jam, good for blowing away aliens in bushes.
        Last edited by NetHorse; 06-25-2011, 12:51 PM.
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          • NetHorse
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2006
            • 3526
            #53
            Originally posted by sponsorpimp
            BE WARNED - SCARY ALIEN!!!


            You owe me a monitor, I just shot at it.
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              • femdomdestiny
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                • Apr 2007
                • 5185
                #54
                pics,or it didn't happen
                Femdom Destiny


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                  • NetHorse
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 3526
                    #55
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                      • Cash4Me
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 188
                        #56
                        Originally posted by loreen

                        hilarious
                        "Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant never taste of death but once"
                        (William Shakespeare)

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                          • papill0n
                            Unregistered Abuser
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 15547
                            #57
                            someone has a meth habit

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                              • halfpint
                                GFY's Halfpint
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 15223
                                #58
                                Originally posted by loreen
                                very funny

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