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Greg man u OK? Seriously no joking around.

here we go again lolz

Juicy Juice, I am MORE than OK! I am kicking ass left and right. Not to mention the fact that my name isn't "Greg" or any variation thereof. Rock on mother fucker!




I just know that THROUGH JUICY - ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

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Classic post dude!


CLASSIC!

I thank you bump bot!

They moved your older thread to the correct forum. Why don't you fuck off and stop spamming? Ass munch, testicle eatin', anal sore licking, anthrax faced, lunatic, shit eatin', dummy, dumbo, brown nose, caca face, pootie tang watchin', fuckface...

thanks

Juicy, I need to know something . . . . are your last 10 threads worth reading? I mean, Just checking in on you to see if you are "OK."



Go ahead and post your last 10 thread titles so that we all know you are serious about gfy and that you take every post very seriously.


I know we are similar my friend. Don't be afraid to show your true feelings!

Hi Shelly

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No seriously dude, that post is so classic!

Really - it is a true, pure stroke of genius!


I bet everyone loved it! TRUE BRILLIANCE!

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I want you to keep on doing whatever it is you are doing so that my threads stay on top of page one. Thanks bump bot!!!

i am bumping this thread only because i was paid too

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a revulsion.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at
the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are
a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn.
And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe
player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world
that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist
as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you
at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done
to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able
to access it ever so much more rapidly.

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than
you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short
of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few
chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God
created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,
slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his
standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are
Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the
slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You
are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred
trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

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nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
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you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in
a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

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read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your
tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001
worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big
W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to
trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no
normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the
sewers in search of your git.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make
Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0
mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
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On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of
wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.
Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source
of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous
galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother
opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your
way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs
out from under the porch and bites you.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
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ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered
bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your
spouse be blessed with many bastards.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself
in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny
clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a
clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
_Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You
are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel.
You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that
you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make
it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which
became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone
that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled
far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid.
Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to
a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium.
Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one
minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot
be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid.
This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws
of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.
I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other
drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped
away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't
really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was
pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a
load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal"
people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering.
But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this
world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this
was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to
what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the
emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you.

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cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
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mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive,
abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

May you be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, thou babbling Assyrian!

Thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O ye exceedingly foolish virgin!

Thou shalt be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, thou creature of the pit!

Take heed, thou lazy Babylonian, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!

Listen, O thou armpit of Satan, for you will accidentally insult Goliath!

Listen, O ye sulphurous nonentity, for you will accidentally insult Goliath!

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O that thou wouldest go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, thou bull of Bashan!

Woe unto thee, O thou son of thunder, for you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs!

Hear this, O thou love-crazed Gittite, for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!

Harken, thou lying Girgashite, for you will be mocked by eunuchs!

O that thou wouldest be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, O thou dabbler in abominations!

O that thou wouldest crash the king's best-loved chariot, thou love-crazed Gittite!

Woe unto thee, thou sad Pharisee, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!

Listen, thou wolf in sheep's clothing, for you will see your pomegranates wither!

thread saved

Thank you for saving the day

Steved is a complete WACKO!!!

I'm not sure what those long posts said, but the fact that you waste your days posting like that says a lot about you my "douche bag" friend.

I love the fact that you think ANYBODY is going to read your posts. I am participating in this thread and I can't read your shit. Nobody, NOBODY gives a shit what you think, or what you post (little hint for you).

Thanks again for the bump, bump bot!

Takes two seconds to copy and paste the ultimate insult thread. Someone else wrote it you idiot.

Hear this, thou creature of the pit, for you will be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons!

You know what I find funny? I've made more money from posting replys to your posts than you have... You think I don't have a reason to be posting here, but that's because you are a completely fake nick idiot that has not business sense or a grip on reality.

You will diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, O ye dabbler in abominations!

O that thou wouldest go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, O ye dabbler in abominations!

I'm in a bumping mood...

Seriously, I'm embarrassed for you "steved."


BUT THANKS FOR THE BUMP, BOT!




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The ultimate insult thread?


Sorry dipshit, but nobody is reading that shit. Like I said before, I am actively participating in this thread and I won't even read it. I barely read your one line posts.


Even if I did read it, I bet it would be as idiotic as you are. Sorry loser.

You're actively participating in multiple threads with your multiple personalities.

Thanks for the bump - bump bot!

how much does he want for that thing anyhow?

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How much money have you made from your threads so far. I'm taking about your current fake nick, not Shelly or Holla Back Girl...

Ask him/her? She/He will certainly answer you quickly, and possibly with multiple fake nicks and answers. Get ready for the fun!

Have I mentioned the great sponsors in my Sig that can certainly help you make more money that any SexyLadies domain that you can find.

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Steved is a "special" board member. People just chuckle at his posts and shake their head hoping he lives through the day.


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bumping it up for the fun and entertainment we call "The Days of Spiegelau's Lives (and Personalities)" Todays story begins now:

Post away Spiegelau, post away...

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