[joke] Blondes are so dumb...

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  • Goodings Media
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    • Apr 2007
    • 1987

    #1

    [joke] Blondes are so dumb...

    Just found this and mate me chuckle thought I'd share, GFY should have a joke thread every day

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    A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

    Officer: May i see your licence?

    Lady: what does it look like?

    Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

    The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

    The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
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  • Goodings Media
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2007
    • 1987

    #2
    hehe another... not a blonde one though but... meh

    ***************
    After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

    Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

    "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

    He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

    Naturally, the guy began to worry.

    "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

    "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

    "Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

    "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

    "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

    Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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    • Violetta
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      • Jul 2004
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      #3
      haha... thanks for sharing!
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      • KILL_FRENZY
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        #4

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        • gimo33
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          • Mar 2006
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          #5
          lol...... good one
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          • Sexsitesurfer
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            • Aug 2005
            • 3157

            #6
            Situations I''d never like to be in:

            1) "That's me before the operation."

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            • bobby666
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              • Nov 2005
              • 21765

              #7
              lol

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              • ADL Josh
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                • Feb 2007
                • 3026

                #8
                haha, nice
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                • Scott McD
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                  • Nov 2002
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                  #9
                  Both pretty good...


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                  • Boobs
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                    • Aug 2006
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                    #10
                    the second one is funny

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                    • The Sultan Of Smut
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                      • Dec 2004
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                      #11
                      The first one was the best!

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                      • BoyAlley
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                        • Nov 2004
                        • 19714

                        #12

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                        • sniperwolf
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                          • Mar 2005
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                          #13
                          i've heard the second one before but still made me laugh!
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                          • amandaspost
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                            #14
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                            • Skillz Unlimited
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                              • Aug 2004
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                              #15
                              I Like The Second One

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                              • ClevelandSlim
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                                • Sep 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Sexsitesurfer
                                Situations I''d never like to be in...
                                again?

                                LOL
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