Beware!!!why you can't trust vicious Pit Bulls...

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  • Damnage X
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2007
    • 79
    #1

    Beware!!!why you can't trust vicious Pit Bulls...



    Dont believe all the hype on pitbulls these days its all a bunch of crap!

    What Pit bulls are really like!


    10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.

    9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.

    8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do the laundry...again!

    7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they
    understand.

    6. They will cause children to smile.

    5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.

    4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don't let them lick your ice cream bowl.

    3. They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings.

    2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.

    And the number one reason why you can't trust vicious Pit Bulls...

    1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, showing you complete and pure love that only a Pit Bull can show.
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    • Damnage X
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2007
      • 79
      #2
      Oh and one more thing GOODMORNING.

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        • ADL Josh
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2007
          • 3026
          #3
          i'm sure this dog feels the same way

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            • GatorB
              The Demon & 12clicks
              • Oct 2001
              • 18208
              #4
              Originally posted by Damnage X
              10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.
              Very fucking true.

              9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.
              You need to add that they will also forget where they burried said treat

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                • jonesonyou
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 3853
                  #5
                  kill them all until they're dead!

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                    • GatorB
                      The Demon & 12clicks
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 18208
                      #6
                      Originally posted by jonesonyou
                      kill them all until they're dead!
                      kill yourself moron. Oh and how do you kill something UNTIL it's dead?

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                        • Screaming
                          I can change this!!!!!
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 18972
                          #7
                          useless breed that should be destroyed

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                            • tony299
                              lurker
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 57021
                              #8
                              mine is half pit and she is a very loving dog. She plays with one of my bostons and he never gets hurts ,she is very sweet with him. That being said there are people that raise these dogs wrong and then you have problems.There are sick mother fuckers who get off on having a aggressive dog.

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                                • GatorB
                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 18208
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Screaming
                                  useless breed that should be destroyed

                                  I have the same feeling about 90% of humaity.

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                                    • Funbrunette
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 4834
                                      #10
                                      There are no bad dogs, only bad owners...Humans have made the Pittbulls the breed that it is...
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                                        • Brother Bilo
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 4193
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Screaming
                                          useless breed that should be destroyed
                                          Oh thats right we should kill them all, because their attacks are the only ones that make the news because of douchebags like you. People act like pits are the only dogs out there attacking people/animals, but in reality, all kinds of dogs do this. Sorry youre one of those sheeple that believe everything the news tells you, like some overweight housewife, but in the real world, dogs act like how they are trained to act. Ass.

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                                            • Axzar
                                              Random Jackass
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 1837
                                              #12
                                              Pitbulls are hard wired to kill. They can turn on you at anytime. Own one at your own risk.

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                                                • sniperwolf
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 17743
                                                  #13
                                                  it's a lovable and sweet dog.. i would love to have them.
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                                                    • Phoenix
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 35475
                                                      #14
                                                      the only dog that tried to attack me so far in life was a pitbull
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                                                        • Brother Bilo
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                          • 4193
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                          the only dog that tried to attack me so far in life was a pitbull
                                                          That sucks. I've never been attacked by a big dog, they have all been cool or sense I wasn't scared or whatever, but goddamn little dogs are brutal. My buddy in college had a miniture pincer and that dog was horrible. I've never been bit so many times in my life. Horrible creatures.

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                                                            • stickyfingerz
                                                              Doin fine
                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 24984
                                                              #16
                                                              Had a 2 month old puppy that belonged to my former nanny living here. Fuck pitbulls. Little thing was rough. No thanks.

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                                                                • OY
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                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 5401
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Pitbulls should all be taken out of contention. They are not "pets".
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