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  • iwantchixx
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2002
    • 12860
    #1

    Serious question time: I have a rather large penis...

    and my girl's bum hole is waaaay too small.

    Any tips?
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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151
      #2
      Call your insurance agent and purchase anal demolition insurance.

      .

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        • Peter Romero
          Long time no happy ending
          • Feb 2003
          • 10604
          #3
          Post pix in random girls and make a site.


          [email protected]

          See them all here: https://www.Petergirls.com

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            • iwantchixx
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2002
              • 12860
              #4
              Very sound advice. Would hate to destroy it then be stuck for life with a worn out used up useless asshole to contend with.. at least some financial gains would ease my suffering while dealing with her used up old sand hole.

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                • Harmon
                  ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 20012
                  #5
                  [email protected]

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                    • iwantchixx
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 12860
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Peter Romero
                      Post pix in random girls and make a site.
                      Am I supposed to use a print-out of the website to help glide it in or something? I'm not quite following young grasshopper. This is a very serious issue that reaches beyond the scapes of solving issues by webmastering.

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                        • Harmon
                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 20012
                          #7
                          You are that fat guy that used to want to fight people on the street over at Medium Pimpin board.

                          Your penis is small. JK man, how has life been?
                          [email protected]

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                            • NaughtyRob
                              Two fresh affiliate progs
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 29602
                              #8
                              Fuck her pussy.
                              [email protected]
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                                • Double trouble
                                  So Fucking What?
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 22251
                                  #9
                                  Does she know that your penis is fake ?

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                                    • iwantchixx
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 12860
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Harmon
                                      You are that fat guy that used to want to fight people on the street over at Medium Pimpin board.

                                      Your penis is small. JK man, how has life been?
                                      I never knew Medium Pimpin had a board lol, life's been life.. I still have that penile dysfunction, it keeps getting bigger every time it see's you.

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                                        • Harmon
                                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 20012
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                          I never knew Medium Pimpin had a board lol, life's been life.. I still have that penile dysfunction, it keeps getting bigger every time it see's you.
                                          Aww, don't lie. All of us "old timers" remember you.
                                          [email protected]

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                                            • iwantchixx
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 12860
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by NaughtyRob
                                              Fuck her pussy.
                                              Did that, had a baby, trying something new this time.

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                                                • iwantchixx
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 12860
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Harmon
                                                  Aww, don't lie. All of us "old timers" remember you.
                                                  Oh ive always been a vocal fucker.. however never ever on Medium Pimpin.. just GG&J and DMPM.. oh and here of course

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                                                    • iwantchixx
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 12860
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Double trouble
                                                      Does she know that your penis is fake ?
                                                      SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH FOR FUCK SAKES SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H She doesn't know. she's always too busy crying afterwards to notice it's an implant

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                                                        • VikingMan
                                                          Exploiting human weakness
                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 6862
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                          and my girl's bum hole is waaaay too small.

                                                          Any tips?
                                                          I could stunk cock for you

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                                                            • Rochard
                                                              Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 75733
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                                              and my girl's bum hole is waaaay too small.

                                                              Any tips?
                                                              Do what I did. I had penis reduction surgery. Oddly enough I nearly stroked out during the operation; This was about this time last year. I'm still hung like a horse, just don't hurt the wife as much.
                                                              Herschel Savage
                                                              Brooklyn, NY

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