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Instead of a bird feeder you should have hung a trillion dollars on a branch. This way the Corporate Lobbyists, Military Contractors, CEO's, Bankers, and Wall Street execs could come by instead. Eventually they'll take your house and land, and you won't have to worry about all of the shit they leave in your yard.
Fuck the birds, the poor, the sick, and the needy! I'm a brainwashed right-wing idiot, and even though I continuously vote against my own interests, I would rather have a world that shits on the less fortunate, just as long as I get to keep my bible, guns, and Fox News!
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