Fuck Saw ~ Anyone familiar?

Anyone ever use one of these things?

I'm looking for a unique gift for a friend and his wife for their anniversery and thought this might be fun for them. He's in construction and she's a freak, so I thought this would be perfect.


The Fuck Saw is a very special hand held fucking machine that can fuck really hard using the motion and six different speeds of a reciprocating saw. The special red rod is a Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter that attaches to the saw in place of a blade. The Vac-U-Lock dong attachment then slips over the rod. You hold it like a gun, and drill into the ass or vagina with powerful and steady force.

This red Fuck Saw is a reciprocating saw that includes a Vac-U-Lock Thin Natural Dong (C264) and a red Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter (C426). It is a reciprocating saw and weighs a total of 6.70 lbs. Without the rod and dong attachments it has a total length of 16½?. It is 3½? wide and the maximum height is 6? at the handle. The extension safety cord for the Fuck saw is 80? long.

The realistic Vac-U-Lock Thin Natural Dong (C264) attachment goes onto the Saw Vac-U-Lock Adapter (C426). The red saw adapter is glossy and constructed from unbendable steel. It is 9? in total length, and the 3-part segmented end is 3½? with a 5½? attachment stem. The adapter has a 3.25? circumference and a 1? diameter.

The Vac-U-Lock Thin Natural Dong (C264) is a slim and natural dildo made of rubber with a peachy tan color. This cock has an insertable length of 7¼? and a 1½? diameter.

The blade stroke is 7/8?. The six speeds are variable and go between 0-2500 SPM (strokes per minute).

This sex machine is cool looking and hard core. The Fuck Saw supplies a great machine powered fuck.