Ehhh, I can kind of come close to what you're asking for. I will have to check tomorrow to see if this is an option for white labels, but I'm pretty sure its doable. Let me know what you think, for better or worse.
I like the suggestion overall, though. I'm going to mock something up and see if this is something new we can create.
You could also do your own page and implement an API and send em that way if all else fails.
