Things you can't say when drunk... LOL..

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  • media
    Confirmed Moneymaker
    • Apr 2002
    • 9853
    #1

    Things you can't say when drunk... LOL..

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Tran substantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me.
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
    9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning!
    I'm here for the violence!
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    • Brother Bilo
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2007
      • 4193
      #2
      You forgot about, "No problem, I love wearing condoms. And they're so easy to put on too."

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        • headless ghost
          Confirmed User
          • May 2005
          • 893
          #3
          why the hell would I want to say that stuff?
          all I say is "gimee another beer"

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            • _Richard_
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2006
              • 30989
              #4
              Originally posted by media
              THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

              1. Innovative
              2. Preliminary
              3. Proliferation
              4. Cinnamon

              THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

              1. Specificity
              2. Anti-constitutionalistically
              3. Passive-aggressive disorder
              4. Tran substantiate

              THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

              1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
              2. Nope, no more booze for me.
              3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
              4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
              5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
              6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
              7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
              8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
              9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
              10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning!

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                • Triple10Terry
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1024
                  #5
                  What about "No I dont want to fuck you because your to fat"


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                    • Farang
                      one sick puppy
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 11713
                      #6
                      nice one
                      fbm

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                        • sniperwolf
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 17743
                          #7
                          gotcha!
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                            • NinjaSteve
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 11089
                              #8
                              Taco F'n Bell
                              ...

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                                • FelixFlow
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 2779
                                  #9
                                  hahahhaah nice list & nice ammendations!!



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                                    • gimo33
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2006
                                      • 5599
                                      #10
                                      how about....

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                                        • Subtle
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 2005
                                          #11
                                          Nice Innovative! Oh! it means that I am not drunk!

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                                            • Violetta
                                              Affiliate
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 28735
                                              #12
                                              hehe... nice list. We are MORONS when we drink! That is why it is fun!
                                              M&A Queen

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                                                • J. Falcon
                                                  www.AdultCopywriters.com
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 31587
                                                  #13
                                                  Those things are hard to say sober!
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                                                    • madawgz
                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 30509
                                                      #14
                                                      awesome post lol

                                                      bookmarked
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