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  • sortie
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2007
    • 7771
    #1

    DUMBEST FUCKING HEADLINE of the century!

    Originally posted by stupid
    Study: More than 30 percent in U.S. have abused alcohol
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070702/.../alcohol_abuse

    Like, No Shit!!!
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    • he-fox
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2006
      • 2884
      #2
      lay off the booze.

      it makes you angry and confused.

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        • sortie
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2007
          • 7771
          #3
          Originally posted by he-fox
          lay off the booze.

          it makes you angry and confused.
          Huh? WHAT? MOFO!!!!!!!!

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            • Joshm
              Registered User
              • Jul 2004
              • 34
              #4
              thats it???

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                • Brother Bilo
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 4193
                  #5
                  Headline: 4/5's of the people in this country make up 80% of the population

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                    • BoyAlley
                      So Fucking Gay
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 19714
                      #6
                      In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.

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                        • sortie
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 7771
                          #7
                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                          In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.
                          Yeah, that's what I'm saying!

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                            • aico
                              Moo Moo Cow
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 14748
                              #8
                              I guess that gives me minority status.

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                                • sicone
                                  Retired
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 18453
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                  In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.
                                  They were too drunk to complete the survey

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                                    • sortie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2007
                                      • 7771
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by aico
                                      I guess that gives me minority status.
                                      Not if you consider that your weed was fertilized with beer.


                                      edit: fuck! I didn't read good enough. back-track. hehehe.
                                      Last edited by sortie; 07-02-2007, 06:15 PM.

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                                        • D
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 7412
                                          #11
                                          67% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
                                          -D.
                                          ICQ: 202-96-31

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                                            • SilkyJohnson
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2007
                                              • 747
                                              #12
                                              0% of me believes 100% of that statistic.


                                              Knicks Up Hoes Down

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                                                • madawgz
                                                  8.8.8.8
                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 30509
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                  In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.
                                                  TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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                                                    • Spunky
                                                      I need a beer
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 133978
                                                      #14
                                                      Nothing wrong with a lil drinky poo now and then

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                                                        • WinstonTriplexcash
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2007
                                                          • 2192
                                                          #15
                                                          50% of married couples are women

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                                                            • BoyAlley
                                                              So Fucking Gay
                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 19714
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by winstonNichedsites
                                                              50% of married couples are women
                                                              Not in Massachusetts

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                                                                • sortie
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                  • 7771
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                  Not in Massachusetts
                                                                  owngayed!

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                                                                    • bobby666
                                                                      boots are my religion
                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                      • 21765
                                                                      #18
                                                                      lol, weak numbers

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                                                                        • Iron Fist
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                                          • 23400
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Interesting
                                                                          i like waffles

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                                                                            • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                              • 9569
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Like the genius Homer Simpson said: "14 pct. of people already know stats can be easily manipulated"
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                                                                                • Violetta
                                                                                  Affiliate
                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                  • 28735
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Alcohol is lovely!
                                                                                  M&A Queen

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                                                                                    • nation-x
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 5370
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I thought it was going to be "BUSH COMMUTES LIBBYS SENTENCE".... :P

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                                                                                        • _Richard_
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                                                          • 30989
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                          In other news, the remaining 70% of those surveyed were so fucking drunk they didn't remember that they had ever abused alcohol.

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