My dick is smaller than your dick

nanny nanny boo boo

Wallet.Status =

That's soo long!

thats not small at all

Nothing like the smoothness of a shaved nutsack.

if u got a small one check out free-penis-pills.com ;)

i wont argue you on that one lol

wow, an honest statement out of Lars the thieving turd-fondler for a change... will it be raining frogs today as well..?

Your dick is smaller but you are a bigger Dick then me..... Oxymoron or just Ironic?

Yeah.... I am a dwarf.

post pics of the licence plate. I always kill myself on that pic

this pic ?

MICKEY AVALON LYRICS

"My Dick"

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

I CAME ALL OVER MYSELF THINKING ABOUT WILL76!!!!!!!!!!

are you ever going to go to a convention one day will76, or are you always going to be behind that keyboard?

nice outfit you have there

damn I want that outfit!

that's giant dick

and what makes you think I have never been, well besides stupidity and ignorance on your part.

I was at Miami last year, August 2006, and 2 other conventions before that.


I guess you have the Sleazy Dream mentality, since you never met me then I must be a troll under the bridge.

I will make sure to track you down at the next one I go to to make sure you don't miss me. If you want I will even take my keyboard with me. I am thinking Vegas 08' sounds good.

LOL you wish you could could cum that much, looks like someone pee'd on themselves to me.

cute dick there!!!..well, i like that one..lol

Uhmm.. he's been making fun of his own penis on GFY for years.

By the looks of it, seems your dick needs to be held when in a crowd ;-)

That is true

i could use the mascot on hot dog products.. lol

please do let me know. i will make sure to go to the show that you are at

LOL man love ? should i feel honored you would come just for me? or are you trying to sound all big and tough like you would actually do something me ?

trust me eveyone will know, I will either be on a panel or have a booth. You wont be able to miss me.

Will76 has a floppy rice cock!