Sometimes its a bitch. Lets hear some good stories
Do you use a Condem or Not when you first Bang someone?
Collapse
X
-
Condoms are a bitch... but yeah you gotta do what you gotta do.Originally posted by rayadp05I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip? -
Depends on where I pick her up. If it's a random drunk bitch from the bar, bet your sweet ass I'm wrapping my soldier. If it's a girl that locked me in the "friend zone" and finally gave in to my overwelming charm, than I wouldn't be too concerned about it.
Comment
-
either way i bag it up
if shes in the friend zone, after the test comes in
then ill think about it
always wear your helmet when riding dirtyComment
-
Comment
-
WHEW!! Had me worried, bro ;)
I would rather get the blow job anyway....less work....as you get older you start to appreciate a young girl blowing you while you exert little to no strength....maybe smoke a cigarette...watch some sport center....and let her catch all my spunk instead of wasting it in a condom. Fuck that. ;)
--TComment
-
As I just had a couple of drinks and feel like it I will share a story.
Last summer I went for a comeback party around my hometown. Somehow I was interesting or we were both drunken enough to impress a chick that I use to see at the high school and that I found hot.
Around midnight we found that we are sitting besides each other, chatting and eventually doing silly and horny drunken proposals to each other. Well it didn't take too long and about 5 AM the party was almost over and we had nowhere to go so we decided to try luck on one of the tables. Yet hell there was still this one stoner who had to mess around all the time coming to tune in his smashin reggae songs and we haven't really felt for a public invasion.
So there we go, "let's go to your place" I say. Bad Idea! Fuck we are crawling like half an hour with 4 promiles in blood around the smalltown (or a village) lookin like Sid and Nancy half drunk half naked to get to her house.
As we get closer she starts to get somehow nervous and tries to explain me something with her raspy voice, broken intonation and very less sense that I partly can't and partly don't want to understand. So I don't care and tell her not to worry cause I ain't a genius either after an avalanche of Beer and Jäger at 6 AM and I don't want to mess a romantic zombie sex.
So the morning sun (nothing is more anoying when you are loaded) is shining on the two horny zombies and we come to her place, hell a three stock house that's a lot of space I think.
So she says "SHHHH" Quiet and I assure her noone gets buzzed in the house. Not to waste time I am immediately doing a passionate undressing scene on the stairs, petting like from a teenager magazine, then we continue through the bathroom, then we move one stock up heading to get to her bedroom in the second.
Well there is a kitchen so I think why not to try out some Jack Nicholson / Jessica Lange "The Postman Rings Twice" scene with my shirt left on stairs and lots of apetite for a drunken breakfeast bang.
Oh yet hell I was back on earth from Hollywood in a second. "Angie ! (I chose a different name as I have to be galant a bit)" A very nervous 45 like woman turns in the kitchen doorway with a cup of coffee and the most traditional and cliche "worried mum" looks you can imagine! Well I didn't knew that she recently moved back home!
Anyway as far as one can be drunk I don't care! I am telling to myself my own logic - why should she care? So give it a very nice smile of the drunken guy coming to molest her daughter and I continue to the bedroom!
She comes over and she doesn't look very relaxed, then her mother comes in and tells something among the lines of "Sir you have to leave this house immediately ". Now I start to sober up and realising that I shouldn't made her mother desperate with my sexual appetite, I decide to leave not to make trouble in an old fashioned (or maybe even normal) family.
The last thing I decide is to straighten up things and explain her that I haven't come there only to have the best time possible with her daughter (which I probably had). So I say the cliches like "We know each other for a long time" "It's not like an overnight thing" "..." crap like this and she seems to be embarassed (fuck it I made myself the right thing!).
So I come out and once the wind starts to blow I realize probably the reason why she couldn't say a word while I was saying the hell of a story to her - I had all the fuckin time my dick out! As I was drunk I haven't realised my jeans were open all the time!
So it wasn't much bout condoms cause I haven't even got a chance to use but I feel a bit high on beer and like storytelling this evening.
Last edited by CarlosTheGaucho; 07-02-2007, 12:37 PM.Need hosting, cloud, CDN or solutions for your AI? Go faster while saving with The Last Host you'll ever need!| Double Impact PR | Telegram carl_boro | Read My Educational Series | Read my Adult Biz Chronicles|Comment
-
Hey Roger I guess you joined the Mandalay hotel room party the last day at the Internext with us? Sorry I don't remember much as I was also very busy there
)
Need hosting, cloud, CDN or solutions for your AI? Go faster while saving with The Last Host you'll ever need!| Double Impact PR | Telegram carl_boro | Read My Educational Series | Read my Adult Biz Chronicles|Comment
-
I couldnt agree more.. BTW I have an amazing new stableWHEW!! Had me worried, bro ;)
I would rather get the blow job anyway....less work....as you get older you start to appreciate a young girl blowing you while you exert little to no strength....maybe smoke a cigarette...watch some sport center....and let her catch all my spunk instead of wasting it in a condom. Fuck that. ;)
--T
Comment
-
If I go through great lengths to protect my computer you damn well better be sure Im going through great lengths to make sure my coochie stays clean and purty.Comment
-
lol I was reading this whole story and thought her mom will tell you her daugher has aids...As I just had a couple of drinks and feel like it I will share a story.
Last summer I went for a comeback party around my hometown. Somehow I was interesting or we were both drunken enough to impress a chick that I use to see at the high school and that I found hot.
Around midnight we found that we are sitting besides each other, chatting and eventually doing silly and horny drunken proposals to each other. Well it didn't take too long and about 5 AM the party was almost over and we had nowhere to go so we decided to try luck on one of the tables. Yet hell there was still this one stoner who had to mess around all the time coming to tune in his smashin reggae songs and we haven't really felt for a public invasion.
So there we go, "let's go to your place" I say. Bad Idea! Fuck we are crawling like half an hour with 4 promiles in blood around the smalltown (or a village) lookin like Sid and Nancy half drunk half naked to get to her house.
As we get closer she starts to get somehow nervous and tries to explain me something with her raspy voice, broken intonation and very less sense that I partly can't and partly don't want to understand. So I don't care and tell her not to worry cause I ain't a genius either after an avalanche of Beer and Jäger at 6 AM and I don't want to mess a romantic zombie sex.
So the morning sun (nothing is more anoying when you are loaded) is shining on the two horny zombies and we come to her place, hell a three stock house that's a lot of space I think.
So she says "SHHHH" Quiet and I assure her noone gets buzzed in the house. Not to waste time I am immediately doing a passionate undressing scene on the stairs, petting like from a teenager magazine, then we continue through the bathroom, then we move one stock up heading to get to her bedroom in the second.
Well there is a kitchen so I think why not to try out some Jack Nicholson / Jessica Lange "The Postman Rings Twice" scene with my shirt left on stairs and lots of apetite for a drunken breakfeast bang.
Oh yet hell I was back on earth from Hollywood in a second. "Angie ! (I chose a different name as I have to be galant a bit)" A very nervous 45 like woman turns in the kitchen doorway with a cup of coffee and the most traditional and cliche "worried mum" looks you can imagine! Well I didn't knew that she recently moved back home!
Anyway as far as one can be drunk I don't care! I am telling to myself my own logic - why should she care? So give it a very nice smile of the drunken guy coming to molest her daughter and I continue to the bedroom!
She comes over and she doesn't look very relaxed, then her mother comes in and tells something among the lines of "Sir you have to leave this house immediately ". Now I start to sober up and realising that I shouldn't made her mother desperate with my sexual appetite, I decide to leave not to make trouble in an old fashioned (or maybe even normal) family.
The last thing I decide is to straighten up things and explain her that I haven't come there only to have the best time possible with her daughter (which I probably had). So I say the cliches like "We know each other for a long time" "It's not like an overnight thing" "..." crap like this and she seems to be embarassed (fuck it I made myself the right thing!).
So I come out and once the wind starts to blow I realize probably the reason why she couldn't say a word while I was saying the hell of a story to her - I had all the fuckin time my dick out! As I was drunk I haven't realised my jeans were open all the time!
So it wasn't much bout condoms cause I haven't even got a chance to use but I feel a bit high on beer and like storytelling this evening.
I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
-
Comment
-
I only like to ass fuck her, and she can't get pregnant from that.
I don't like fucking a pussy that much because she doesn't scream enough.
it is not that popular to use condom here anyway.Comment
-
Comment
-
Comment
-
-
Well then you gotta find a nice raw and dirty cowgirl, the times where you could cure anything that would happen to you with a week on antibiotics are long gone.Need hosting, cloud, CDN or solutions for your AI? Go faster while saving with The Last Host you'll ever need!| Double Impact PR | Telegram carl_boro | Read My Educational Series | Read my Adult Biz Chronicles|Comment
-
Comment
-
-
Comment




Comment