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TampaJim · 06-01-2003, 08:56 AM

I would love it if all Jehovah's witnesses were ex-strippers and pornstars.

Think about it...

They go door to door.

They are easily influenced by others.

They had no problem fucking for money (or art, whatever you call it), at one point in their lives.

I would say, "Come on in and talk to me about your religion... Do you mind if I start masturbating? ... Will you help me with this? ... I will gladly donate to your church if you help."

06-01-2003, 08:56 AM
TampaJim Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 207	I would love it if all Jehovah's witnesses were ex-strippers and pornstars. Think about it... They go door to door. They are easily influenced by others. They had no problem fucking for money (or art, whatever you call it), at one point in their lives. I would say, "Come on in and talk to me about your religion... Do you mind if I start masturbating? ... Will you help me with this? ... I will gladly donate to your church if you help." __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.