When i first moved to San Diego i had 3 very attractive girls knock on my door one Sunday morning. Not knowing what they wanted i stupidly answered only to be flooded with verbiage on the Jehovah's Witness way of life. When i finally had a chance to get a word in i told them that i worshipped the devil and would they like to come inside to have a drink of blood. I managed to keep a straight face and the look on their faces was priceless. 7 years and they haven't been back.
Cindy xx
