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  • luv$
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    • Dec 2004
    • 6158
    #51
    lol @ this thread
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      • SBJ
        So Fucking Fabulous
        • Apr 2003
        • 11377
        #52
        Originally posted by punker barbie
        I can deal with snoring. Im a stoned cold sleeper. Fellas post pics my roommie and i are taking applications. hehe
        lol I'll apply and i think you have hung out with me enough to know what i look like without pics

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          • thehose
            Registered User
            • Jun 2007
            • 87
            #53
            you are doing it wrong.

            Put the can on the fridge 5 minutes, then with one hand grab the handle of the fridge and open it.. with the other hand take the can out. Almost there!

            sit, put can between your hot legs.
            place your hand on metal cover and leave it there a few seconds to warm the cover (therefore it expands).

            Open it! (not the legs)

            -- itadakimasu!
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              • Scroto
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2005
                • 2804
                #54
                man in the house also = pee on the toilet seat

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                  • smashface
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 991
                    #55
                    Originally posted by PersianKitty
                    Maybe I've just never found the right man.
                    I think we can setup a nice Reality site trying to find you a man PK.

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                      • PersianKitty
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                        • Jul 2001
                        • 7785
                        #56
                        Originally posted by smashface
                        I think we can setup a nice Reality site trying to find you a man PK.
                        Haha.. my DIL and I had a laugh the other day that I needed one of those "bachelorette" kinda shows.

                        PK

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                          • SBJ
                            So Fucking Fabulous
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 11377
                            #57
                            Originally posted by thehose
                            you are doing it wrong.

                            .........

                            Open it! (not the legs)

                            -- itadakimasu!
                            hey if shirley wants to open her legs i wouldn't complain

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                              • V_RocKs
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                                • Nov 2003
                                • 32451
                                #58
                                I'd hit it, 2x's!

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                                  • Drake
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                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 12508
                                    #59
                                    [GFY pickup line]I can open anything you want me to, baby[/GFY pickup line]

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                                      • Pornwolf
                                        Drunk and Unruly
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 22712
                                        #60
                                        Originally posted by PersianKitty;
                                        Haha.. my DIL and I had a laugh the other day that I needed one of those "bachelorette" kinda shows.

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                                          • uno
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                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 18450
                                            #61
                                            How much is rent?
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                                              • tolik
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                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 2035
                                                #62
                                                blonde. hm. who is your roommate? post some pics ;)
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                                                  • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                    (felis madjewicus)
                                                    • Jul 2006
                                                    • 20368
                                                    #63
                                                    i haven't read a SINGLE respons ein this entire thread, but i'm going to assume that of the 60 responses posted, every one of them is an eager man waving his hands in the air to volunteer...

                                                    to this i say, open your own damn apple juice!

                                                    j/k. did you try running the top under hot water, or twisting it off with a wet dish rag?

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                                                      • punker barbie
                                                        Meow Meow!!!
                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 10232
                                                        #64
                                                        Originally posted by tolik
                                                        blonde. hm. who is your roommate? post some pics ;)



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                                                          • Tom_PM
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                                                            • Feb 2005
                                                            • 16443
                                                            #65
                                                            Whoa she's a cutie too.

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                                                              • ProducerCashDave
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                • 3983
                                                                #66
                                                                Nice pic
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                                                                  • punker barbie
                                                                    Meow Meow!!!
                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                    • 10232
                                                                    #67
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                                                                      • Ivo
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • May 2004
                                                                        • 2146
                                                                        #68
                                                                        Can i help you with your household?? The pink team will do good together
                                                                        Last edited by Ivo; 07-02-2007, 10:42 AM.
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                                                                          • Jman
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                                                                            • Sep 2003
                                                                            • 22833
                                                                            #69
                                                                            Originally posted by punker barbie
                                                                            **Bumpity Bump for applicants*
                                                                            I cook like a chef, I am clean and toilet trained.

                                                                            I role perfect blunts and I got a french tongue.

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                                                                              • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                • Jul 2006
                                                                                • 20368
                                                                                #70
                                                                                Originally posted by JMan
                                                                                I role perfect blunts and I got a french tongue.
                                                                                you spelt roll wrong, but i forgive this...
                                                                                neverhteless, the challenge has been issued...

                                                                                ROLL OFF!!!!!

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                                                                                  • Jarmusch
                                                                                     
                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                    • 12479
                                                                                    #71
                                                                                    Eat a few burgers and you'll be opening apple juice bottles in no time.

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                                                                                      • Mr. Garibaldi
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • May 2007
                                                                                        • 739
                                                                                        #72
                                                                                        so the bottle is still unopened?

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                                                                                          • Brother Bilo
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Jun 2007
                                                                                            • 4193
                                                                                            #73


                                                                                            When do I move in???

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                                                                                              • needlive
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Nov 2006
                                                                                                • 2191
                                                                                                #74
                                                                                                Originally posted by punker barbie
                                                                                                Neither my roommate and i can open the apple juice bottle
                                                                                                Typical women lol

                                                                                                (only joking of course)

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                                                                                                  • ModelPerfect
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                                                                    • 2862
                                                                                                    #75
                                                                                                    Put my name in the hat.
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