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  • NALEM
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    • Nov 2010
    • 3165
    #1

    The lie detector . . . . [funny]

    A man buys a "lie detector" robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it out at dinner.

    DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
    SON: At school. [Robot slaps the son]
    SON: OK,I went to the movies.
    DAD: Which one?
    SON: Toy Story. [Robot slaps the son again]
    SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
    DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn?t even know what porn was! [Robot slaps Dad]
    MOM: HAHA! After all he?s your son. [Robot slaps the mom]
    "The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed."
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    • D Ghost
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      • May 2006
      • 9819
      #2
      haha nice

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            • Paul&John
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                • Fenris Wolf
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                  • Nov 2005
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                  #5
                  That's a good one.
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                    • marlboroack
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                      • Jul 2010
                      • 9327
                      #6
                      That's pretty funny.

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                        • adultchatpay
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                          #7
                          nice one

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                            • NALEM
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                              • Nov 2010
                              • 3165
                              #8
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                              "The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed."

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                                    • loreen
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                                      This is funnier:
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                                        • NALEM
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                                          • Nov 2010
                                          • 3165
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by loreen
                                          This is funnier:

















                                          "The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed."

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                                            • cooldude7
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                                              • Nov 2009
                                              • 4306
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by loreen
                                              This is funnier:
                                              lmao, this is funnier than everything else.,

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                                                • hdkiller
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                                                  #13
                                                  good one! rotfl
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                                                    • John-ACWM
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                                                      #14
                                                      Thanks for the laughs!

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                                                        • 96ukssob
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                                                          #15


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                                                            • uno
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by loreen
                                                              This is funnier:
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                                                                    • RyuLion
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by uno
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by loreen
                                                                          This is funnier:
                                                                          LMAO

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                                                                            • NALEM
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                                                                              • Nov 2010
                                                                              • 3165
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Bump just for the video clips. LMAO
                                                                              "The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed."

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                                                                                • jimmycooper
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                                                                                  • May 2010
                                                                                  • 4016
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  No need for a lie detector if you can recognize all 17 pantomimes.


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                                                                                    • Markul
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                                                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                                                      • 12406
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      lol good one!
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                                                                                        • Double trouble
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                                                                                          • 22251
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          good one

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                                                                                            • redwhiteandblue
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                                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                                              • 2785
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Here's a tip: if you have to tell people something is funny, it usually isn't.
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                                                                                                • seeandsee
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by NALEM
                                                                                                  A man buys a "lie detector" robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it out at dinner.

                                                                                                  DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
                                                                                                  SON: At school. [Robot slaps the son]
                                                                                                  SON: OK,I went to the movies.
                                                                                                  DAD: Which one?
                                                                                                  SON: Toy Story. [Robot slaps the son again]
                                                                                                  SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
                                                                                                  DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn?t even know what porn was! [Robot slaps Dad]
                                                                                                  MOM: HAHA! After all he?s your son. [Robot slaps the mom]
                                                                                                  greast joke, lol
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                                                                                                    • adultzone
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      absolutely nice!!

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                                                                                                            • Shey
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I lol'ed a few times
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                                                                                                                • halfpint
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  lol nice one

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                                                                                                                    • Itchy
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                      • 6525
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by NALEM
                                                                                                                      A man buys a "lie detector" robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it out at dinner.

                                                                                                                      DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?
                                                                                                                      SON: At school. [Robot slaps the son]
                                                                                                                      SON: OK,I went to the movies.
                                                                                                                      DAD: Which one?
                                                                                                                      SON: Toy Story. [Robot slaps the son again]
                                                                                                                      SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star.
                                                                                                                      DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn?t even know what porn was! [Robot slaps Dad]
                                                                                                                      MOM: HAHA! After all he?s your son. [Robot slaps the mom]


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                                                                                                                          hahaha great one
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                                                                                                                            • fatfoo
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              That is a funny one.
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                                                                                                                                • NALEM
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2010
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                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                    • ZeroHero
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                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • HomerSimpson
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by loreen
                                                                                                                                          This is funnier:
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