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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714
    #1

    Lawds Mercy! I got so sunburn yesterday my ears look like labia. Help Help!

    I was volunteering at the Juvenile Diabetes golf outing yesterday.

    I got to be the beer fag. I drove around in a golf cart all day handing out beer to all of the breeders that were taking part in the fundraiser. Breeders are so happy when you give them beer, very rewarding job.

    Unfortunately, even though it was cloudy, my gay homosexual ass got burnt BAD.

    CRIPE MIGHTY IT'S AWFUL!

    I haven't been this red and itchy since that time I accidentally had anal sex in a poison ivy patch. Mercy.......

    PS: Breeders look VERY hawt wearing their little golf outfits! I've decided I'm going to "go golfing" once a week and just rent a cart and drive around the course all day. Who says us fags aren't into sport?
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    • Silly Guy
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2007
      • 1421
      #2
      If I got to be teh beer fag ....I'd just get drunk in my golf cart

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        • BoyAlley
          So Fucking Gay
          • Nov 2004
          • 19714
          #3
          Originally posted by Silly Guy
          If I got to be teh beer fag ....I'd just get drunk in my golf cart
          Beer is for breeders.

          If it had been the cosmopolitan cart, I woulda been in troubles!

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            • Silly Guy
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2007
              • 1421
              #4
              Originally posted by BoyAlley
              Beer is for breeders.

              If it had been the cosmopolitan cart, I woulda been in troubles!
              they must have known you very well

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                • BoyAlley
                  So Fucking Gay
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 19714
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Silly Guy
                  they must have known you very well

                  No but there were some breeders there that I wouldn't have minded getting to know a lot better.

                  I started handing out my number with the beers but no one has called me back yet.

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                    • tony299
                      lurker
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 57021
                      #6
                      sunblock is your friend.

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                        • BoyAlley
                          So Fucking Gay
                          • Nov 2004
                          • 19714
                          #7
                          Originally posted by tony404
                          sunblock is your friend.
                          I know I know. I have someone coming over later to put a "protein mask" on my face and make it all betters though........

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                            • Silly Guy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1421
                              #8
                              Originally posted by BoyAlley

                              No but there were some breeders there that I wouldn't have minded getting to know a lot better.

                              I started handing out my number with the beers but no one has called me back yet.
                              just give it some time, they are playing hard to get

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                                • BoyAlley
                                  So Fucking Gay
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 19714
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Silly Guy
                                  just give it some time, they are playing hard to get
                                  I know right? What breeder could resist my massive nose?

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                                    • BoyAlley
                                      So Fucking Gay
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 19714
                                      #10
                                      Hrm. Maybe the fact that I look a lot like Barbara Streisand intimidates them?

                                      Could be could be.......




                                      PS: That's a pre-sunburn picture of Teh BoyAlley. My ears look like labia now.
                                      Last edited by BoyAlley; 06-30-2007, 09:08 PM.

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                                        • baddog
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 107089
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                          I know I know. I have someone coming over later to put a "protein mask" on my face and make it all betters though........

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                                            • Silly Guy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 1421
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                              I know right? What breeder could resist my massive nose?
                                              that nose must have lead to quite a few orgasms

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                                                • BoyAlley
                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 19714
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Silly Guy
                                                  that nose must have lead to quite a few orgasms
                                                  Teh prostate tickler........

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                                                    • After Shock Media
                                                      It's coming look busy
                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                      • 35299
                                                      #14
                                                      did you offer to clean anyones balls?
                                                      Your allowed to you know.

                                                      [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 19714
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                          did you offer to clean anyones balls?
                                                          Your allowed to you know.
                                                          See, why the hell didn't you breeders tell me things like this before I went?

                                                          I'll have to remember that for next time.......

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                                                            • jennym
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2003
                                                              • 1622
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Silly Guy
                                                              just give it some time, they are playing hard to get
                                                              Either that or they are waiting for the wife to fall asleep.

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                                                                • BoyAlley
                                                                  So Fucking Gay
                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                  • 19714
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by jennym
                                                                  Either that or they are waiting for the wife to fall asleep.
                                                                  Oh you mean like "on the downlow" kind of thing? Tricky breeders.....

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