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  • NTM
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2006
    • 1087

    #1

    Half the Australia population to be evacuated to Alaska and Canada

    The Aus government has started secret talks with the US and other Commonwealth countries on the subject of its continuing drought.
    The scenario of evacuating up to 11 million of its population to the wilderness of Canada and Alaska and regions of North America has been discussed.


    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...rom=public_rss
  • Gregory Black
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2007
    • 282

    #2
    Sorry, we seem to only want people if they are from places like Somalia and Sudan. But thanks for the offer.

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    • evildick

      #3
      You forgot to add the part "according to Art Bell".

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      • GatorB
        The Demon & 12clicks
        • Oct 2001
        • 18208

        #4
        "Well, it's all a bit of a joke - and the big laugh is on US talkback host Art Bell, one of the biggest names in American radio. "

        Who????? If he's so big how come no one has heard of him?

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        • evildick

          #5
          Originally posted by GatorB
          "Well, it's all a bit of a joke - and the big laugh is on US talkback host Art Bell, one of the biggest names in American radio. "

          Who????? If he's so big how come no one has heard of him?
          He's big with the UFO, tinfoil hat and conspiracy theory crowd.

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Bell

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          • Dvae
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            • Feb 2005
            • 5326

            #6
            I would believe it if Al Gore had said it, since he didn't its not true.
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            • FakeNick
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              • May 2007
              • 739

              #7
              just what we need half a country full of convicts and criminals on american soil
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              • who
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2003
                • 19593

                #8
                It could never happen. There'll just be famine and disease and death. No migration.

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                • AaronM
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                  • Oct 2001
                  • 46917

                  #9
                  Originally posted by GatorB
                  "Well, it's all a bit of a joke - and the big laugh is on US talkback host Art Bell, one of the biggest names in American radio. "

                  Who????? If he's so big how come no one has heard of him?


                  I don't even listen to the radio and I know who Art Bell is.

                  Rocks are for throwing at people, not hiding under.

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                  • crazydude
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                    • Jun 2007
                    • 71

                    #10
                    Art I'm calling from west of the rockies...
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                    • tony299
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                      • Aug 2002
                      • 57021

                      #11
                      talk about sucking up tax dollars.

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                      • Elli
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                        • Apr 2003
                        • 17991

                        #12
                        I used to listen to Art Bell's show in 1999.. he had the best Y2K paranoia
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                        • DaddyHalbucks
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                          • Feb 2004
                          • 18975

                          #13
                          Have they tried desalination?
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                          • Mutt
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                            • Sep 2002
                            • 34431

                            #14
                            i try to listen to that Coast to Coast show, I like conspiracy theories as long as there is some small shred of credibility so you think 'hmm......maybe' - but that show is more like an SNL comedy sketch, last time I listened some guy called in claiming to be Satan.
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                            • baddog
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 107089

                              #15
                              Originally posted by GatorB

                              Who????? If he's so big how come no one has heard of him?
                              You mean, why haven't you heard of him? Too many appropriate responses to list.

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                              • tranza
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                                • Jun 2003
                                • 57559

                                #16
                                Bullshit...
                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                • eroswebmaster
                                  March 1st, 2003
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 20295

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Mutt
                                  i try to listen to that Coast to Coast show, I like conspiracy theories as long as there is some small shred of credibility so you think 'hmm......maybe' - but that show is more like an SNL comedy sketch, last time I listened some guy called in claiming to be Satan.
                                  What I always found interesting was when someone came on to discuss something that he disagreed with them on, no matter how much scientific evidence they had to back it up he tried to make them look like idiots.

                                  Then he'd have a guy on...and I'm not making this up...who claimed to have made a "ghost catcher" out of a bug zapper and I don't know what all else...and Art was like..."wow, this is really intersting." "so you have a ghost in there right now?" And would just fawn all over the nut job.
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                                  • spookyx
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                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 74

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                    What I always found interesting was when someone came on to discuss something that he disagreed with them on, no matter how much scientific evidence they had to back it up he tried to make them look like idiots.

                                    Then he'd have a guy on...and I'm not making this up...who claimed to have made a "ghost catcher" out of a bug zapper and I don't know what all else...and Art was like..."wow, this is really intersting." "so you have a ghost in there right now?" And would just fawn all over the nut job.
                                    so true lol
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                                    • fuzzylogic
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                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 4796

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by eroswebmaster

                                      Then he'd have a guy on...and I'm not making this up...who claimed to have made a "ghost catcher" out of a bug zapper and I don't know what all else...and Art was like..."wow, this is really intersting." "so you have a ghost in there right now?" And would just fawn all over the nut job.
                                      come on, it's pretty entertaining, u gotta admit that!

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                                      • StickyGreen
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 13076

                                        #20
                                        "Australians would be forced to travel to other parts of the world on a flotilla of cruise ships carrying up to 500,000 people at a time because of the dwindling water supply."

                                        lol, that shit ain't happening...
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                                        • cj_purve
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 1065

                                          #21
                                          its pretty funny ... why would they move 11 million people when we don't even have many desalination plants here yet but we are surrounded by ocean? Half of our country is in drought and the other half is flooded ... i'd say its a little something to do with the infrastructure ... but lets not bring logic & reason into this!

                                          Even in drought, floods, economic mess ... this country shits on any I've visited! Its pretty funny to assume anyone would want to leave ...

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                                          • Bake
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                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 5916

                                            #22
                                            LOL and people listen to this guy?
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                                            • Spunky
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                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978

                                              #23
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                                              • Aussie Rebel
                                                Blow Me U Geeks
                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 5108

                                                #24
                                                They must of forgotten to tell us, fuck I better start packing my stuff

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                                                • notabook
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                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 9748

                                                  #25
                                                  Wouldn't it be cheaper just to build desalination plants?

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                                                  • nekrom
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                                                    • Mar 2004
                                                    • 921

                                                    #26
                                                    Unless one of those boats is carrying kegs of beer, nobody's moving.

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                                                    • TTiger
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                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 3030

                                                      #27
                                                      australian could be a way better immigration then any maghreb, haitian, jamaican and other... trouble immigrant

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                                                      • notabook
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                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                        • 9748

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by TTiger
                                                        australian could be a way better immigration then any maghreb, haitian, jamaican and other... trouble immigrant
                                                        Not if they send the Aborigines over

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                                                        • MOOSE17372
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                                                          • Jun 2007
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • JerseyPuma
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                                                            • May 2002
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                                                            #30
                                                            phil hendrie doing art bell = pure joy for the listener.
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                                                            • Doug E
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                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 511

                                                              #31
                                                              Bell, who is on more radio stations than any other US broadcaster
                                                              The best intelligence indicator of the general population since the Jerry Springer show.

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                                                              • Spiegelau
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jun 2007
                                                                • 618

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by NTM
                                                                The Aus government has started secret talks with the US and other Commonwealth countries on the subject of its continuing drought.
                                                                The scenario of evacuating up to 11 million of its population to the wilderness of Canada and Alaska and regions of North America has been discussed.


                                                                http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599...rom=public_rss

                                                                NTM, just shut the fuck up you pos moron. Thanks bitch.

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                                                                • dav3
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                                                                  • May 2007
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  not so secret now, eh?
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                                                                  • HomerSimpson
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                                                                    • Sep 2005
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • wyldworx
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                                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                                      • 5144

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Gregory Black
                                                                      Sorry, we seem to only want people if they are from places like Somalia and Sudan. But thanks for the offer.
                                                                      but so do we, so you can guarantee it will be multiplied. I have one here with me now hahahaha he says hi!

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                                                                      • wyldworx
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Dec 2006
                                                                        • 5144

                                                                        #36
                                                                        our problem would be best solved if we first didn't pump all the fucking storm water into the fucking sea, but they would rather risk our fucking future building a nuclear reactor on a fucking coastline known to be one of the most important to preserve in the world. But go ahead dumbasses!

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