Alright, it's easy.. and it may be lame.. but it's an easy way to get some hits on auto-pilot.
This is basically a newbie method anyone can use.
The only negative? Un-targeted hits don't convert well. But who give's a fuck, you're not doing any work to get them
Easy Ass Method #1:
First.. you need Windows Movie Maker.. it comes on every Windows i've seen.. so go into that.
Now.. go to Google , go to Images and look for Bikini Babes. Get some unbelievable hot chicks.. because sex sells.. Let's just say.. 20 to start.
Also, find a good song everyone likes. Rap seems to work well.. but I hate rap.. so I put Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes. I like that song..
Now when you're making your video, make a title saying "all these babes are hot but nothing compared to this site:"
Your message doesn't have to be exactly word for word, but you get the idea.
Now after your message, put all of those pictures in one by one.
After all your pictures are in, drag your song in and adjust it as needed to start at the beginning of the video.
Now make another Text Animation with just your link only, so it displays while they're all beating their dicks looking at the pictures. Go into the timeline and adjust the text to display for the whole video.
It's that fucking easy.. save the video, upload it to YouTube and name it something eye-catching such as :Jessica Alba Sex Scene (THE REAL THING)
I got 100 hits in about 8 minutes with something like that, but I know we can do better.
Keep checking on it periodically.. if you don't get a lot of hits.. then congrats.. you fucked up.
Easy Ass Method #2
Ok.. you need a game where you can host games on an online server.. such as Starcraft/Warcraft 3
Those are the only 2 games I use, because this gets a lot of results.
Find your promotion link.. whatever it is, and go to www.tinyurl.com
Now.. convert your promo link into a TinyURL
Now.. go into your game and create a game with your name being the TinyURl
Like I said, it has to be a game where you can host games and other people can see the name of the game.. otherwise, there's no fucking point?
That one's so easy.. leave it on over night..
Those are 2 fail proof methods of driving easy and free hits. Like I said though, it doesn't convert well but it's auto-pilot.. leave it on 24/7 and see what kind of results you get.. tamper with the videos you post a bit to get more hits and remember.. the more videos the more views.. the better..
DUH
That's all I have for now.
This is basically a newbie method anyone can use.
The only negative? Un-targeted hits don't convert well. But who give's a fuck, you're not doing any work to get them
Easy Ass Method #1:
First.. you need Windows Movie Maker.. it comes on every Windows i've seen.. so go into that.
Now.. go to Google , go to Images and look for Bikini Babes. Get some unbelievable hot chicks.. because sex sells.. Let's just say.. 20 to start.
Also, find a good song everyone likes. Rap seems to work well.. but I hate rap.. so I put Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes. I like that song..
Now when you're making your video, make a title saying "all these babes are hot but nothing compared to this site:"
Your message doesn't have to be exactly word for word, but you get the idea.
Now after your message, put all of those pictures in one by one.
After all your pictures are in, drag your song in and adjust it as needed to start at the beginning of the video.
Now make another Text Animation with just your link only, so it displays while they're all beating their dicks looking at the pictures. Go into the timeline and adjust the text to display for the whole video.
It's that fucking easy.. save the video, upload it to YouTube and name it something eye-catching such as :Jessica Alba Sex Scene (THE REAL THING)
I got 100 hits in about 8 minutes with something like that, but I know we can do better.
Keep checking on it periodically.. if you don't get a lot of hits.. then congrats.. you fucked up.
Easy Ass Method #2
Ok.. you need a game where you can host games on an online server.. such as Starcraft/Warcraft 3
Those are the only 2 games I use, because this gets a lot of results.
Find your promotion link.. whatever it is, and go to www.tinyurl.com
Now.. convert your promo link into a TinyURL
Now.. go into your game and create a game with your name being the TinyURl
Like I said, it has to be a game where you can host games and other people can see the name of the game.. otherwise, there's no fucking point?
That one's so easy.. leave it on over night..
Those are 2 fail proof methods of driving easy and free hits. Like I said though, it doesn't convert well but it's auto-pilot.. leave it on 24/7 and see what kind of results you get.. tamper with the videos you post a bit to get more hits and remember.. the more videos the more views.. the better..
DUH
That's all I have for now.
I feel bad for those rich people not getting their rich things..
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