I hold in my hand...................the iphone

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  • 12clicks
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 19816

    #1

    I hold in my hand...................the iphone

    and I shoved one up my ass for mojo.

    I walk up to the front door of the apple store, raise my arms as I approach the greater and say, "Can I buy two phones"
    she says,"yes, you're allowed two"
    I say,"but can I get them right now"
    She says, "yes, go over to the genius counter"
    I say, "ah, they have a counter just for me, cool"
    She gives me a "pity the old guy" laugh.
    I go to the counter, spend approx. 2 minutes buying them, and out the door I go.

    ----------------------------------------------

    tomorrow, I'll be bitching because the technology is over my head
    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.
  • RayBonga
    too cool for highschool
    • Nov 2005
    • 12164

    #2
    Where are da pics?

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    • Andre
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 1156

      #3
      I'll wait till the masses work out the bugs.

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      • Doctor Dre
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        So people were camping for this and you actually got one without waiting ?
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • aico
          Moo Moo Cow
          • Mar 2004
          • 14748

          #5
          so, common sense tells me, if it were that easy to buy one, buying two might not have been a good idea.

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          • aico
            Moo Moo Cow
            • Mar 2004
            • 14748

            #6
            Originally posted by Doctor Dre
            So people were camping for this and you actually got one without waiting ?
            Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

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            • 12clicks
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jan 2001
              • 19816

              #7
              Originally posted by RayBonga
              Where are da pics?
              I don't have pics but its dead sexy.
              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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              • LilBro

                #8
                Originally posted by aico
                Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

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                • aico
                  Moo Moo Cow
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 14748

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 12clicks
                  I don't have pics but its dead sexy.
                  Duh.. use one phone to take a pic of the other.

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                  • media
                    Confirmed Moneymaker
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 9853

                    #10
                    I'm holding off... Will wait a year for more improvements...
                    I'm here for the violence!

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                    • 12clicks
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 19816

                      #11
                      Originally posted by aico
                      Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.
                      yeah, I drove past the apple store at lunch. 20 people were camped.
                      I figured with each store getting 500 units, I could waltz in around 8:30 and get what I wanted, no wait.

                      my never being wrong record has been extended.
                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                      • 12clicks
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 19816

                        #12
                        Originally posted by aico
                        Duh.. use one phone to take a pic of the other.
                        dude, I honestly just sent my very first cell phone pic ever on my old phone last night. lets not rush me into the 21st century, eh?
                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                        • SCOOTER
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 4010

                          #13
                          I hold in my hand...................a phone that can call your iphone.
                          Scooter
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                          • 12clicks
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 19816

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SCOOTER
                            I hold in my hand...................a phone that can call your iphone.
                            I shall not answer.
                            I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                            • Dirty F
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 59204

                              #15
                              Originally posted by 12clicks

                              my never being wrong record has been extended.
                              Your delusional record as well. Moron. Btw, lying is being wrong as well.

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                              • mikeyddddd
                                Viva la vulva!
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 16557

                                #16
                                I hate phones. All phones. Of any kind.

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                                • 12clicks
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 19816

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Dirty Franck
                                  Your delusional record as well. Moron. Btw, lying is being wrong as well.
                                  hahaha, I can't wait until mommy kicks you out of the house.

                                  until then, go play in another thread.
                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                  • RevSand
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 8151

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Andre
                                    I'll wait till the masses work out the bugs.
                                    I agree.. Wait till version two or three with more features and prob smaller.

                                    Originally posted by aico
                                    Duh.. use one phone to take a pic of the other.
                                    Is it true that I heard there is no MMS on it for sending pictures?


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                                    • Donkey Punch
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2007
                                      • 1260

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by mikeyddddd
                                      I hate phones. All phones. Of any kind.
                                      I Agree.
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                                      • 12clicks
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 19816

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RevSand
                                        I agree.. Wait till version two or three with more features and prob smaller.
                                        I asked the counter dude if they had an upgrade yet from the 8gig model.

                                        when better comes out, we'll just upgrade.
                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                        • DateDoc
                                          Outside looking in.
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 14243

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by aico
                                          so, common sense tells me, if it were that easy to buy one, buying two might not have been a good idea.
                                          No, it was a good idea. If you go to the apple online store you can order them but look at the estimated ship date - it already says 2-4 weeks.

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                                          • PersianKitty
                                            Meow Media Inc.
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 7785

                                            #22
                                            Just wait..

                                            the one thing I hate about my touch screen windows mobile phone..

                                            trying to hit the right buttons on the screen when I'm on the road. I have most people I call regularly programmed for voice dialing, but every once in a while.. have to use the screen... Only thing I miss about the phone I had before this one.

                                            PK

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                                            • 12clicks
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 19816

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                              Just wait..

                                              the one thing I hate about my touch screen windows mobile phone..

                                              trying to hit the right buttons on the screen when I'm on the road. I have most people I call regularly programmed for voice dialing, but every once in a while.. have to use the screen... Only thing I miss about the phone I had before this one.

                                              PK
                                              don't drag me down, woman.
                                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                              • nico-t
                                                emperor of my world
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 29901

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by aico
                                                Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

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                                                • PersianKitty
                                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 7785

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                  don't drag me down, woman.
                                                  Hey... it's what I live for ...

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                                                  • StuartD
                                                    Sofa King Band
                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                    • 29903

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                    as I approach the greater
                                                    It's nice that you can finally admit that someone who welcomes you at the door is actually greater than you.
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                                                    • JFK
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                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 67369

                                                      #27
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                                                      • 12clicks
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 19816

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                        Hey... it's what I live for ...
                                                        how did we never meet in all these years?
                                                        Im posting from the iPhone!
                                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                        • tony299
                                                          lurker
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 57021

                                                          #29
                                                          I look forward to reading your opinions on the phone once you've used it.

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                                                          • AK
                                                            MadZuma
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 6436

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                            Just wait..

                                                            the one thing I hate about my touch screen windows mobile phone..

                                                            trying to hit the right buttons on the screen when I'm on the road. I have most people I call regularly programmed for voice dialing, but every once in a while.. have to use the screen... Only thing I miss about the phone I had before this one.

                                                            PK
                                                            exactly why i am not that crazy with touch screen.
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                                                            • DBS.US
                                                              Geo Cities
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 11842

                                                              #31
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                                                              • munki
                                                                Do Fun Shit.
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 13393

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by aico
                                                                Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.

                                                                “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                • PersianKitty
                                                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 7785

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                  how did we never meet in all these years?
                                                                  Im posting from the iPhone!
                                                                  I can do that with my phone too..just hate the small screen and the endless scroll.

                                                                  Hex if I know. Going on 12 years doing this. I've only met a handful of people face to face. Have to change that. Are you even a West Coaster?

                                                                  PK

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                                                                  • LiveDose
                                                                    Show Yer Tits!
                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                    • 25792

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Does that thing have wifi?

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                                                                    • 12clicks
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 19816

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                      I can do that with my phone too..just hate the small screen and the endless scroll.

                                                                      Hex if I know. Going on 12 years doing this. I've only met a handful of people face to face. Have to change that. Are you even a West Coaster?

                                                                      PK
                                                                      no, east coast but if you'd drag yourself to a show, I'm hard to miss.
                                                                      I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                      • 12clicks
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 19816

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                        Does that thing have wifi?
                                                                        yeah, it taps into any available wifi
                                                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                        • Marshal
                                                                          Biz Dev and SEO
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 15228

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                          Does that thing have wifi?
                                                                          i don't know, but i'm sure it's doesn't have 3G...
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                                                                          • xlogger
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 9507

                                                                            #38
                                                                            i donno man, i wanted to get one but didnt. You know apple is going to come up with a skinner and better iphone like a year from now..I heard the 3G one will come in 3 months.

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                                                                            • 12clicks
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 19816

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by xlogger
                                                                              i donno man, i wanted to get one but didnt. You know apple is going to come up with a skinner and better iphone like a year from now..I heard the 3G one will come in 3 months.
                                                                              so I'll upgrade.
                                                                              phones are not for surfing.
                                                                              if it handles email we're good.
                                                                              (although, icq would be cool too)
                                                                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                              • PersianKitty
                                                                                Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                                • 7785

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                                so I'll upgrade.
                                                                                phones are not for surfing.
                                                                                if it handles email we're good.
                                                                                (although, icq would be cool too)

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                                                                                • GreyWolf
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                  • 2036

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Pfft .. toy phones - keep em! Don't call me, - I'll call you..

                                                                                  On second thoughts - anyone want my cellphone??

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                                                                                  • Star 69
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Nov 2005
                                                                                    • 8602

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    post the pics!
                                                                                    e-mail star69

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                                                                                    • maxpower
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                                      • 734

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Does the Built in Safari Browsers Play MPEG4 videos on the web? Has anyone been able to get this to work yet, or will it be until the 12th before we get this added?

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                                                                                      • bobby666
                                                                                        boots are my religion
                                                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                                                        • 21765

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by aico
                                                                                        Mac lovers are hippies, they just like to camp.
                                                                                        hehe that might be true

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                                                                                        • DaddyHalbucks
                                                                                          A freakin' legend!
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 18975

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Congrats, hope they work well.
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                                                                                          • Vlad
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                                            • 2864

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                                            hahaha, I can't wait until mommy kicks you out of the house.
                                                                                            ROFL

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                                                                                            • Theo
                                                                                              HAL 9000
                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 34515

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              is it heavy? does it fit in a pocket?

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                                                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                                                • 1837

                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • Calvinguy
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 1752

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by nettrust
                                                                                                  i don't know, but i'm sure it's doesn't have 3G...
                                                                                                  The european version will have 3G

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                                                                                                  • JFK
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